Milestone

Holy crap!! I've crapped through a hundred posts already!! Milestone!! What better way to celebrate this milestone, with a post about another milestone in my life?

Yes!! I am MARRIED!!!!!

Naahh, I'm just kidding. I haven't committed suicide. :P The milestone I was talking about was my turning 21. TWENTY-FUCKIN-ONE!! Holy crap! I'm legaaallll :D:D:D:D

Hehe. Forgive the crap talk. Anywayz, I turned 21 on the 18th of Dec and I had a small party on the 19th. Cuz i'm ossum like that.

Here's a HUGE thank you to all those who wished, who graced my party with their presents..err I mean presence. Roll call for pressie time!!

CD: Thanks for the daaamn thoughtful gift. The Godfather novel (which i've read 3 times before already) rocks my socks and my world at the same time. Fuck yea!!

Trix: For the keychain and the bloody surprise you and my mom planned. Really appreciate all the nonsense you would have to put up dealing with the monkeys hehe

Farah, Kenneth, Nash, Riz and soo many others: Terima kasih banyak banyak for the lil notes you guys wrote for me. I didn't cry but yea trust me, it MOVED me.

Hema: One of the most practical gifts ever. Thanks for the sexy ProMark sticks.

Nessa: For the Mars bar, I can't thank you enuff. At the time when I couldn't eat anything, Mars bar helped me. And also for feeding me the satay while I BBQ'd.

Jagad: Special mention to my fellow Rock The World buddy for sharing some Sarawakian whiskey.

Babe Akka: Thank you very much for the ring you gave. (That's the ring above. Gold lined with white gold. Sexy) I don't like wearing rings but I've been wearing this everyday.

Dr Shanthy: For getting me a perfume when I juuuust ran out of it hehe

All the uncles and aunties: Thank for the cash and the presents you guys gave.

Last but not least my parents: For giving me a three-stories-in-one book by Robert Ludlum (author of The Bourne Series), the sexy Valentino Rudy shirt, the collection of my photographs since I was one and most importantly for the gift which definitely costs more than ALLLLL my gifts for the past 21 years put together. Thank you for the Viva :D

Pics time!!

Owh yea, sexy times have arrived.






This was the MOVED moment




Hotties whacking food like real people.


Being a bitch to my cousin while BBQ'ing. I'm in white duh!


Since I did not want a key for my 21st, my mom got me the balcony key instead. Now, how the hell would I sneak out???


The car and the key for obvious reasons. The headless chick in bikini wasn't my doing. Mom baked em all


Chor Dai Dee is good!





The gang.


La Famiglia


My gay bitch. Partner in crime. Lead guitarist. Fellow slut. Seeva


The wacky and sexy (hey! it rhymes!) Miss Qila Gill


Right. My first "official" drink.



Well that's all for now folks. Thank you once again to everyone who wished and bla bla bla. By the way, if you people think I look fucking high in the pics, I was sick as fuck the whole day coupled with lack of sleep.

Next post: How I pimped my ride!!!

Review: Star Wars Force Unleashed

I duno if many of you know that I'm a Star Wars geek. Now you do :D But not ultra geeky la. I'm a fan of the movies and the games. And this being sem break, I have been spending some quality time on the PS 2 and the computer and in Bangsar.

One fine day, I got bored and I put on Star Wars Force Unleashed into the console of my PS2... Okay okay I'll get on with the review.

Star Wars Force Unleashed (here onwards will be known as... ermmm... FU? Yea, FU) was released in September of this year and is the latest SW (that's Star Wars la) game to hit town. Basically, the game connects the older trilogy and the new one. Means it connects the 6th movie and 1st (wtf haha).

It tells the story of Starkiller (sooooo original la) a boy who serves THE GREAT DARK LORD (no not Voldermort) VADER. He is taken in when he's a kid by Vader after Vader kills the boy's father and is trained by Vader (wow so many Vaders already) and sent to do his bidding.

Here's the thing. I know many of you are not prolly gonna play this game, so I'm telling you the story. SPOILER ALERT!!!!

So, Vader tells the boy to go kill some Jedi who are hiding (survivors of Order 66) and then tells him it's part of the plan to overthrow the Emperor. The Emperor is the ultimate villain la if you dint already know. After that, Starkiller is sent to gather a rebellion, with Senators Organa Bail, Mon Mothma, another fler who's name I cant remember and Jedi Master Rahm Kota. When Starkiller manages to group them, Vader says "hahaha dumb fuck! Im Vader! And I wont overthrow the Emperor! Not till I have to save Luke in the 3rd movie!"

He doesn't say that la but yea, he backstabs Starkiller and then Starkiller has to fight Vader and then the Emperor. Butttt, you might be wondering, where the hell was Starkiller in the movies. Sorry but Starkiller dies after defeating the Emperor and destroying the Death Star (told you his name wasn't so original).

That's the end of the story. Now for the gameplay.

It's easy as fuck. Seriously. A 5 year old kid can play this game with no difficulty AT ALL. Boss Battles are really easy. Except for Vader and the Emperor. No wait. It's easy too, only it takes longer to kill em. Boss battles have the press-the-buttons-you-see-on-the-screen when the boss' health is low. Kinda like God of War, only the kills aren't brutal.

Since the name is FU, you can have massive fun with the force powers. I love the standard push and another one called the Sith Barrage or something. It's the push and ends with a lightning blast. Sexy :D

Graphics-wise, it's the standard PS 2 thing you see. The facial expressions are awesome because the developers used the facial expression thingy on the actors. Forgot what it's called.

And the story is really not bad. You finally know what happens between the two trilogies and know that Starkiller was the reason the Rebellion began.

I give this game a 3 outta 5. Could have been better if it was harder. With puzzles instead of just killing everything that comes at you. And outta the 3, the game earns 0.5 on the merit that you get to play as Darth Vader in the beginning of the game.

God of War still rocks. 6 outta 5 :D

Look at me Ma! I can stop Star Destroyers with one hand!

Best part about being a Jedi. I get boobies!

President Bush Comes Under Fire!!

Now, for something lighter. Enjoy

Exposed Lies and Crap Job

This is gonna be one long post, so bear with me. I planned on taking a hiatus because I was getting too bored to blog but what would have been just another Malaysian tragedy turned personal. I still would not have blogged if not for the bloody lies the media and certain parties have been telling.

You see, a very close family friend, who we consider more family than friend was involved in the landslide that happened in Bukit Antarabangsa. The family concerned was the family of Uncle Thana whose wife, Aunty Yoges died while saving her son, Thivesh.

Anywayz, the reason I'm writing this is because the public is being lied to. Nothing new, but this time, I know what's going on behind the scenes. This time this bastards are going down.

First up the firing wall is the rescue squad. Hooraaayy for the rescue squads for not coming with fuckin EQUIPMENT. No chainsaws, no torchlights, no nothing. The excuse they gave my dad was that the saws teeth were gone, so that's why they did not bring it. And these morons are so unprepared, they didn't even know how to release my uncle who was trapped. Lucky he's an engineer so he was instructing them on which beam to cut. The paramedics were sexy as hell while standing around doing nothing till a resident who's a doctor came and sounded them. You might have seen the clips where they were trying to revive my aunty and this topless guy looking pissed and sounding the paramedics. That's the doctor dude.
(my parents and brother were one of the earliest on the scene, I was partying at Duta Vista when my brother called.)

Next, are the press. Yea, we know you have a job to do, but if a victim says no interviews and no photographs, then have some fucking understanding. And please, do not ask stupid questions to distraught victims who refuse to be interviewed. One woman asked my uncle what he was doing at 4 am when the landslide hit. He replied he was dancing.

Then, it's Mr Selangor Police Chief. Don't try and console with fake words, fucktard. Stuff like "don't worry, we'll keep you updated" and "no other casualties were found so we're stopping the search" just makes me fucking bloody pist. I don't use two superlatives when I'm serious so that's how bloody pissed off I am. You say there's no other casualty? Ignorant asshole. My uncle's maid's body is still not found, and you say there are no more casualties? A resident there said she heard my uncle's maid screaming then it died off. Why are you calling off the search when we reported that she hasn't been found? You think if you don't find a body lying on the sand, that means there's no casualties? You think bodies are gonna float up to the sand if people are dead? You made that decision WITHOUT digging to look for more survivors. What if my uncle's maid isn't the only one trapped? You that bloody ignorant? If Datuk Shaharudin (who lost his son) did not insist on digging at my uncle's house tonight, your men would have not bothered looking for the maid.

Next in line, the army and federal reserve dudes. STOP FUCKIN LOOTING PEOPLES' BELONGINGS!!! Just because it's lying all over the place and is unclaimed does not mean you can fucking take it. If my uncle's neighbour did not see you taking a briefcase and claiming it as his own, who knows what kinda stuff you would have made off with? When my brother and uncles got there this evening and searched the place, they found an empty Rolex watch box, empty digital camera box and a briefcase which my uncle never uses is filled with papers. And someone said they saw a Bangladeshi who claimed that he works for my uncle take away another briefcase, which if I'm not mistaken, contained some of my uncle's lates projects.

Number 5. Developers of some luxury bungalows somewhere around that area. It's been there for the past 25 years and nothing's been done. And my uncle who's an engineer and is in construction says that natural landslides don't cause this much damage. He said it has to be dynamite explosions. This theory concurs with some eyewitness accounts that they heard a huge blast before the landslide. But yea, 25 years and still not developed? Isn't that like some land mine waiting to happen?

Somebody better answer to the families. 4 lives are gone. I dunno about the other 3, but I know the world is poorer of one really nice lady. If this was an act of man, some bastard better own up and face the shit thrown on your face.

Here's to Uncle Thana, Avinesh, Thivesh, Priyankka and the rest of the family. We're here with you and we know it's gonna be hard, but we will stick with you.

ps: My dad and brother have become celebrities when people started calling them saying they saw my dad's pic (today's Star paper, page 12) and news clips of them helping out the family.

pps: Leah, who lives in Bukit Antarabangsa as well is safe and is in New Zealand with her brother. Her parents are in Manchester. The first thing my brother asked me was about Leah's whereabouts when he called to inform me at 5.30 am, when I was eating roti canai at Duta Vista.



Edited: Found a picture and a video of lies.

Uncle Thana on wheelchair, dad behind in the blue tee.

Bloody ignorant fuck. To those who don't speak Malay, generally what he said was that there were no more bodies in the site.

Prom Videos

This time I swear I wont mislead you peepz. These are videos of my band playing for my prom.


First song, well not exactly a song but a blues jam with a little twist, Bleeding Edge style.



Second song was an original; it's called the Condom Song or Sad Song, depending on the crowd. Song was composed almost 5 years ago when we skipped school and went jamming. You think that was punk? We went jamming DURING SPM. Now that's fuckin punk. Btw, the song's about this guy who wants to have sex with his girl and asks his dad for condoms. So they have sex and two weeks later he finds out that his girlfriend is pregnant.



Last but not least is Britney Spear's Hit Me Baby, twisted Bleeding Edge style too.

Comments are most welcome. Hates and flames too.

Prom Pics

So, I decided to update my post abit with more personal stuff, since we had a dinner party yesterday and more people were asking me about my blog. This is a cover post, so that in case they find my blog, this is what they will see :D

I just realised that I dint save any prom pic and it's all on facebook. Nevermind, I'll upload the videos of my band performing la.

Sorry for the misleading post :P

Fuckin funny la!!

So, prom is over and done with. And judging by the crowd, it was a blast. Now those who organized are complaining they miss the stress and shit. Yea people, I do too. In the event that prom is done, I'm back to blogging and I found this lil piece while reading The Star today.

This Kelantan Umno fler, hahahaha, sorry sorry, I'm actually laughing as I write this. This Kelantan Umno fler said people should stop wearing Obama t shirts. Hahahaha.. but wait, that's not the punchline. He then went on to say that people should wear Najib t shirts, with him being the PM-in-waiting and all.. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean c'mon. Najib t shirts???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! The reason people wear the Obama t's are cuz he's THE beacon of hope and change right now. And Najib? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Fucking funny la you guys!!!

Updates

1. I've got another prom coming up. Anybody interested in buying tickets or tables, please lemme know.

2. My blog has a follower! I was hoping for some stalker (preferably a stranger, even more preferably a hot stranger chick) but it's only CD, who is a college buddy. She has got some massive stalkers, on facebook, blogger and Yahoo! Messenger. She's got some massive haters too. Dunno why I got none of those. Sokay, when my followers reach 5, I'm starting a religion.

3. My parents found out about my blog. Bloody Google. My mom kept and keeps telling me to be careful about what I write, like Kerp's mom. They both worry about both of us being sent to Kamunting if we diss the morons. My dad on the other hand, has been mentioning my blog to some relatives and friends. And they keep asking for my link, which I'm not gonna give. You think I is stoopid ka? Youse yor branes and fynd mai blokg la. But my dad has pre-warned them that my blog contains shitload of profanities, so hopefully that puts em off.

4. This post contains no profanities. Unless you're the goody goody kind who considers morons and shit to be profanity.

Letter of Apology

Nope nope, not to the government la. Dont make me laugh. It's to the other half, whose bad book I have been featuring in lately.

Dear Leah,

I've been a jerk this past few months. I know I've been hurting you and stuff, not paying attention to you, not being there when you needed me, not getting a top up when you wanted me to, paying for us both then asking for some cash because I was cash strapped, and etc etc.

So, because Ive been a jerk, an asshole, a great cow (pig, whichever you decide to call me), I think an apology is necessary. And since the private apologies havent worked, and since you have decreed I have to shame myself publicly, and since my blog has a not bad amount of traffic (bangga) I'm writing this letter of apology to you.

And despite all my shortcomings and not paying attention to you and stuff, you know that I love you more than anything else. More than my Zildjian drumsticks, more than any drumset, more than RHCP and Dream Theater and Lamb of God, you know I love you.

Yours lovingly (and apologetically),

Tinesh

Private Investigators???

So, some Malaysian girl has made herself "lost" in Perth. She apparently quit college and joined some company and took pills to commit suicide and shit. And then she switched off her phone and now noone can contact her.

What would you do, if you were in her family's shoes? Go somewhere for help of course. And what would you do if you were part of PUTERA UMNO? Get ready to go to Perth to find this girl, of course.

Say what? You're a lawyer and you've been asked to go find the girl? Sokay man, lawyers know the law. You can find the girl. What? You're a measly politician and you've been asked to find the girl? Of course you can. You have no other work apart from sitting down and watching reruns of CSI.

You wanna go there and pretend to find the girl while having fun in Perth? Caaannnn.. Ini Bolehland maa!!

FedEx

I posted this on the comments section of Kerp's blog. He asked me to forward it to Rocky's Bru and Malaysian Insider.

when rpk accused najib, they brought rpk in. when the reporter accused ahmad, they brought the reporter in. then when saifool accused anwar they brought anwar in. when toyol accused teresa, they brought her in.pundek flers losing trend la.. even CSIs are gonna have a hard time understanding their pattern.

What do you say? To forward or not to forward?

Fuck the What?

Democracy has gone to the dogs. Don't ask. Read the papers.

Funniest Shit EVER!!!!

When asked if the resentment shown by component parties towards Ahmad was an indication the coalition was disintegrating, the prime minister said the Barisan was still a favourite amongst the majority of the people.

"We are like a football team and we are getting more aggressive," replied Abdullah.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD, THAT MADE MY DAY!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Spread the Lies and the Fire!

So, the man everyone's looking at is back in the Parliament after 10 years. Well done dude, but you made alotta promises on the way there and also to Putrajaya, so try and keep them promises k?

In the wake of Anwar's win, DPM Najib said that the win proved that democracy is still alive. Tipuuuuuu!!! Democracy not only applies to winning fuckin elections la! Democracy is also about freedom. Freedom to choose, to speak, to go out all night and party..Err wrong freedom. But yea, DEMOCRACY. Latin word ya'll. Means people's government. Or something similar. PEOPLE'S. NOT ruling party's.

So, by you saying that democracy is still alive, you're lying. Liars get their pants on fire, y'know? By shutting down Malaysia Today (mirror site :http://mt.harapanmalaysia.com/2008) you are denying democracy. Just because all the articles Raja Petra (who btw, is an ex-Victorian, trust us Victorians to raise hell. Ask Johanians :P) writes is against you government flers, you cant bloody shut down the site. Where is your sense of democracy now dude? And where is your sportingness. Tak sporting la ya'll.

Now, you can arrest us and shut down our blogs and stuff just because what we write is counted as Pro-Opposition. What if on the 16th os September, Anwar becomes the PM? Than what we write will be counted as Pro-Gomen what? Have a different perspective la dudes. Think outta the box. You've been cocooned inside the box for faaaaaaaaar tooooooooo loooooong. Come out and smell the roses. They smell nicer now.

In a coconut shell, don't lie. Jangan tipu. Don't give us the bullshit that democracy is still alive because man, we too intelligent to buy shit like that. We're more wary of you now, 50 years of ass fucking have a way of making people smarter.

In a tortoise shell, vote. Be a part of change. (I'm not campaigning for Obama although I fully endorse him :D)

Waahhh, Everyone's Doing It Mama!

Weehooo!!! The latest craze to hit the town isn't a new handphone, nor is it a new game, nor the Olympics. It's the 'Swear on the Holy Book' and Statutory Declarations!

The DPM did the 'Swear on the Holy Book' hot on the heels of possible sodomite, Saiful. Of course, he didn't swear that he doesn't practice sodomy, he swore that he doesn't know Altantuyaa.

And then, and then, this Indian dude who's a driver suddenly came also hot on the heels of the missing PI and came up with a Statutory Declaration. He claimed Najib and his wife practise Hinduism or some nonsense liddat. Check out Malaysia Today for the SD.

So, come one, come all, let's take advantage of these situations, make a mockery of religion (tho I do not believe in religion) and a mockery of law. Let's swear on a holy book everytime we need to prove our innocence. Let's make an SD everytime you wana bring someone from a long way up, down.

Everyone's doing it. Why not you?

Major Change

Back to college now, and I'm doing this program where I get to choose my subjects and try em out for a week. Then after this add/drop period, I havta finalise my subjects for the semester. Pretty kewl stuff. After all the psych talk, I have decided to switch majors. Not really, but yea. (fuck, I'm not making sense). OK now, to the point.

You know what is a fucking good field right now? PR. As in Public Relations, not Pakatan Rakyat la. I think I'm gonna start a PR company offering PR services (duh!) to politicians. You know, like you see in movies. The PR dude advices the Presidential candidate on what to wear, how to smile, what to say, how to look at the camera and raise one eyebrow (ok ok, that's The Rock, he doesn't need PR)

I thought of this this morning and I think it's a brilliant idea. No more bocor, jihad, minority not important, beruk, goblok, evil etc etc statements. I understand your concern. Laughter is the best medicine. We all need to laugh out loud at the stupid, ridiculous, ludicrous things that spew out from the politicians' mouths like vomit spewing outta little Carrie's mouth in The Exorcist.

With this plan, I would stand to make millions, maybe billions of ringgit and become a crony (most favouritest word by political critics, wonder why I never used it before). Then I can also become the director, CEO of 200+ companies, Tan Sri Dato Seri Tun Tinesh (not bad sounding eh?) and I would make trillions. And in the course become the first man to be a trillionaire. Fuck off Warren Buffet and Billy Gates (no offense to you guys, k? I belanja you Oreo McFlurry if you gonna sulk).

Of course, I would make Malaysia a better place by making these politicians say the politically correct thing. Funny how POLITICIANS never say the POLITICALLY CORRECT thing. And in course, I would fund Don Kerp to be the next Prime Minister of Malaysia and I get to be the CEO of 1000+ companies and Lord Tinesh (sounds even better :D).

All this is in line with my plan to be the Capo de Tutti Capi (Boss of the Bosses, THE Godfather). Then with my trillions, I can donate a few billion (pocket change mah) to subsidies petrol, fags and thanni. Happy Malaysians all around.

On a sorta related post, Budget is on the 29th and I heard the 14s pack is gonna be abolished and 20s is gonna be sold at 10 bux. This is why I always say, have grass :D

On a abit sorta related post, petrol prices may go down. This is gonna fuck Anwar's plan to become the PM by reducing petrol price. Kakaka

On a very related note, I'm a lesbian now since I like pussies. :D

ps: Moz, if you're reading this, it's been inspired by your ramblings. Though it can never be anything as close. Blardy Jack Sparrow you lol

Review

After a looooooooong time, Review God has reviewed my blog. Check it out if you want.

Hypocritism Part the 2nd

Yea man ( in Jamaican accent), I'm doing a sequel! Previously on Sticks:

Hypocritism by politicians.. Now on Sticks: Hypocritism of THE PEOPLE! THE RAKYAT! THE COMMON MALAYSIAN! *cue dramatic music*

Now, I'm sure almost every Malaysian, mostly of the politically aware age, has sat down in mamaks and Chinese kopitiams and talked politics. And of course, you definitely would have complained about how we getting fucked in the ass worse than Saiful's complaint. Don't blardy deny it ok?? *Indian accent*

And of course, a few definitely talked on how THEY would run the country if THEY were PM. (Kerp, this is not directed at you hehe). So, my question now after the rambling is, HAVE YOU REGISTERED YOURSELF TO VOTE AND VOTED? If you have, then read no further. Good on you :D

And this is the part for those who talk shit and don't vote. How in the blue hell (hell is blue?? wtf haha) do you expect the changes to be made without you making the changes? Changes come from US. Not through others. If you think you want to see some changes after all these years of butt-fucking, how about you run to the nearest post office and register yourself as a voter?

This is a democracy. Not necessarily a democratic country through and through but a democracy nevertheless. And in a democracy, it's a privilege and a right to vote. Yea man (again, in Jamaican accent) I know some of you might say that since it's a democracy, we can choose not to vote. I say then shut the fuck up and don't say you want changes if you're not gonna be a part of it. I'm not forcing those who aren't gonna register, I'm just appealing to you people to reconsider.

Exercise your right to vote! If you're sick of butt-fucking like I am, then vote!

This public service message has been brought to by Sticks. In case of a snap elections sometime next month.

ps: unfortunately, I can't vote because my 21st birthday is end of the year. So please help me out yea? :D

Hypocritism

Well I'm pretty sure all of ya'lls know what hypocritism is. Here's a fucking good example:

Anwar says BN MPs will be jumping to Pakatan Rakyat. Pakatan Rakyat cheers. Whoop de fucking doo! We got da gomen!

BN and PAS hold talks. Pakatan Rakyat says it's unfair to voters if PAS joins BN because we trusted PAS and voted for them.

So it's ok to the voters who voted BN MPs and they jump ship, but it's not ok if PAS joins BN? Personally I dont want PAS to join BN simply because there wouldn't be a strong opposing voice in the Parliament.

Moral of the story: Never trust a fuckin politician :D:D

Cock and Bull

I have to know your name/Where have I seen your face before ~ Dream Theater's Forsaken.

Lately, all the newspapers have been covering the Mercs story. If you don't already, here's the 411:

The Terengganu State Government has bought 14 Merc E200 Kompressors. When they're supposed to be using Proton Perdanas. Apparently, in the long run the maintanence of the E200 is cheaper than the Perdanas. And also apparently, one fool had to pay RM 50k for maintanence for the Perdana.

Anywayz, the Federal Government got a lil upset (seeing the fact that they're still stuck with Perdanas) and said No, motherfucker, E200 cant do. And then after some meeting, the PM said that the Mercs are to be used for foreign dignitaries and during special functions.

Now, Im not sure if by foreign dignitaries he meant by dignitaries from other countries or anyone who's not from Terengganu. Despite the Government's warnings, some of these Terengganu fools are using the E200 already.

In all honesty, the thing which pissed me off most was the fact that this bastards think we're fools. Fucker, 50k for Perdana maintainence means the guy took the Perdana for a session of S&M sex. You fucking think we dont drive cars? It's the taxpayer's money which you used to buy the cars you assholes. How about forking out money from your own pockets like the rest of us do??? Bastards all of you!

ps: After a considerably long time, I finally realised-while taking a crap- that the Terengganu MB looks exactly like MAD Magazine's Alfred E. Neuman. The difference is one is fuckin brilliant and the other one is a moron. No prizes for guessing who's who.

The Art of Ruin

And the world shalt be faced with Ruin, and everyone shalt learn the art of it.

Tinesh 6:66

War of the Wor(l)ds

There's has been a war raging in a nation. Two of the most famous people in a country have been arguing and throwing almost literal shit at each other. I'm guessing you all read it somewhere online.

Man, some people are getting tired of this, others are still looking up stories online. These two people have been making declarations and bitching about each other..Fuck, I can't get enough of them. All that drama would make CD really very proud.



Presenting......

pic stolen from kennysia.com..

The Dawn Yang and Xiaxue saga. Blog queens (bimbos tho) having a go at each other...Read more at Dawn Wayang, the Dawn Yang hate site..I'm too lazy to link their original sites, so you be hardworking and look for em yourself.

The reason for this post is simple, I'm sick of watching the fucking circus that is running in Malaysia now, especially with two old GUYS..Here's one with two REALLY HOT girls (Kerp, I know you will have something to say lol)

Spank

I got my ass spanked by a girl today.

When I asked her if I could do the same, she said no.

So much for fuckin gender equality..Bah!

Fete de la Musique

I know I haven't been posting much because

1)College stuff
2)I'm lazy

So in line with my laziness I shall copy-paste what CD -who did a review for one of her classes- wrote:



".........This has been the 6th year the Fete de le Musique has been held in Malaysia. Unfortunately this year's event sucks balls did not manage to achieve the level of success that its predecessors had. A month of planning proved insufficient as there is no organization that was displayed through the azzholez crew or organizers. Though the talents that performed during the festival were impressive, notably the band Bleeding Edge, but their music and talent is greatly overshadowed by bad sound and lighting. The stage is set but unfortunately the sound wasn't. The crowd wasn't at all energetic and the organizers failed to rouse them. What was supposed to be a musical festival that's supposed to bring people together turned into a karaoke show with bad sound. Extremely dull and not at all exciting, the music festival of 2008 is a failure."



So there you go, a nice review up their asses with a special metion of my band (who played impromptu stuff on stage, comments from friends ranged from: scary, cross between manson, system of a down and one buck short, karat and awesome, messed up but fuckin intriguing, makes me wana stab ppl). Sorry i cant post the video now as my cam is being a bitch so when im settled with it, it will be up. Meanwhile here's a pic of me sitting at the kit and doing I duno what

No Post

I have been too lazy and busy to upload new posts. :S

Bali!!

Yes yes! I know this has been loooong overdue, but still. Better late then never rite?? Hehe..


So, on the 14th (or was it 15th) of May, my dad drops a pleasant bomb saying that we leaving for Bali on the 18th. Imagine that! Four days to pack and shit and whatnot. Then the morning of 18th comes and we are hardly done packing and our flight's at 9.50 am. Somehow, in all the rush, we managed to shove everything into three bags and we're off! (My must do when I fly is to buy a book, so The Revenge of The Godfather it is this time)


We touched down in Bali at about 12.30 pm (local and Bali time, didn't know we were in the same timezone till I asked in the hotel). There was a driver waiting for us at the airport and off we were to Rama Garden Hotel, Legian.

The pathway to the hotel rooms.

Mine and my brother's room on top. We shared a room. And cigarettes. Without my parents knowing haha. Their room was right across. Shot taken from parents' room.

So, with all the hot sun, tiredness and lack of sleep, my brother knocks out in our room, while my parents and I decide to go for a walk to the beach. Beautiful beach, unfortunately one which I dont have pictures of :) Then on the way back from the beach (which is about a 3 minute walk), my mom decides to get a menicure done. And these Balinese ladies brainwash us to get a full body massage as well. So, we head back to the hotel and I got a pedi/menicure (Yes, I'm becoming metrosexual Kerp. All thanks to you :P) and an awesome full body massage.

Later, we went for dinner at an awesome Western food place thingy and ate awesome Western food thingy. We managed to call a guide and booked him for the next 2 days to take us around Bali. First day, we head to some places where the sell handicrafts and stuff at a pay-thru-your-ass-cause-you're-a-foreigner price. Despite speaking in Malay. Babi.

Then, we head to Kintamani. No, it's not some Indian chick la. It's a view of an active volcano (how active, I dunno). I'll let the pics speak.

The view, from the makan place. With my mom.

Despite the hot sun and freaking hecklers (is that the word?) heckling us to buy stuff, I really didn't wana leave this place, but good thing I did. Cause, right after Kintamani, we went to this temple in I-cant-remember-where. Because it was a full moon day and Wesak day, the Balinese had some special prayers thing going. And everyone dips themselves in this holy water thingy. Guys and girls. Massive wet t-shirt contest like. :D

Massive wet t-shirt contest.
More wet t-shirts..hehe

This pool is some kinda hot spring where water comes out of the ground and goes to the holy pool. Lol. Couldn't get clear shots of the water coming outta the ground tho.

Some pretty Bali chick.

Later that night, we went for dinner at Kuta. This was the place where the 2002 bombings took place and yet the place was filled with Mat Sallehs.. And chicks in bikinis. Yum yum. Had dinner and took a long, long, long walk back to the hotel. We passed by some awesome clubs and my brother and I decided to come a lil later, when the party picks up. Unfortunately, we were too tired to come back so we put off the plan for the next nite.

continued in the next post

Champions!

Dammit! I can't find a single picture on MU's win last night, so gotta make do with the videos..And this is a reminder to myself why I love this team and to remind others (who mostly said we can't do it) why MU are the champions..

PS: I know I said I will post about Bali, been fucking lazy to upload the pics haha..Soon I will

PPS: Kerp my man, if you're reading this, just wanted to let you know that I can't seem to access your blog. Says some kinda error..If you see me on YM lemme know there or leave a comment here yea?

Fuck this shit!

So, I'm in Bali and my dad receives an SMS from his friend saying that Dr. Mahathir has quit UMNO..That was not the whole reason which inspired this post.

The main reason which inspired this post is this: Twice now, sensational news hits the nation when I'm overseas. First when I was in France, Chua Soi Lek's sex video hits the headlines and when I'm Bali, Dr. M decides to quit UMNO..

WTF??? Why can't I be in the thick of action huh?? Why do these things havta happen only when I'm away??? Hadey..

Anywayz, I'm back in time for Champs League finals and Bali post will be up sometime tomorrow along with the review of the game..

Ciao da mow peepz

Hiatus

Updates will be on hiatus till I come back from Bali :D:D

Coming back on Wednesday, so expect a post about Bali and Champs League Final :D:D

Bali bali baliiiiiiiiii!!!!!

Check out Mandeep's blog for the Bali song :D:D

Champs Again!

10th time under Sir Alex. 17th time overall. One short of Liverpool. Nothing left to say..Moscow here we come!

Cuss-master

Created by OnePlusYou

Got this off CD's blog. Tells you how much you cuss in your blog. It says I'm an asshole.. I like but MUST.WORK.HARDER!!

Soilwork

Swedish metal band Soilwork will be coming down to KL in two weeks. MOre details will be posted later.

YB (Yang Berbodoh)

Well, we know that YB stands for Yang Berhormat (The Respected), Yang Bermulia (The NOble) and some MPs have decided that YB can also stand for Yang Berkhidmat (The Serving). Now, there's the all new Yang Berbodoh (The Stupid).

Name calling is common in Parliament, with the most recent one being "Bigfoot" and "big Monkey". Sokay, we can deal with that. We need to laugh too. But then there is this moronic Yang Berbodoh (redundant, I know, but I need to emphasize the point) who made fun of a disabled MP.

He said something along the lines of "Bukit Jelutong (the area where the disabled MP serves) is disrespectful of the house because he doesn't stand when he speaks". WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT MAN?????? THE GUY IS ON A WHEELCHAIR!!

And when another MP told him to retract his statement he said: "I'm only teasing a bit". YOUR IDEA OF TEASING TRANSCENDS ANY FUCKING LEVEL OF STUPIDITY.

Yang Berbodoh, I really wish you would fucking step down. You're a motherfucking disgrace to your constituency.

All English Finals

This is it. The all-awaited, All-English finals for the 2007/2008 UEFA Champions League in Moscow. Manchester United beat Barcelona a goal to nil. Absolute fucking scorcher from me..Err I mean Paul Scholes.

All that is left is to see if Chelsea or Liverpool make it to the finals..I say bring on either team. Nine years is a looooong time to wait..The agony, the pain of not making it past the semi finals or the quarters was unbearable.

Now is the time. This is the season. Moscow is the place. Man Utd is the team. GO DEVILS!!!

Pffftttt

I have come to the realisation that since the elections, my blog has been about politics, the state of the country and my jam videos.. As much as I can remember (and this I remember pretty well), in my very first post I mentioned that this blog is going to be about me, music, football and MAYBE politics.. I have no idea how this blog has spiralled mostly to become a semi political (if you can even call it that) blog.

Honestly, I don't have as much drama happening in my life, unlike CD's or even cool stuff like Pinksterz (she's a med student in Egypt..How much shit you can blog from that?).

My finals are starting this Saturday with Spanish and ending on May 2nd with the remaining two papers -Cognitive Bio Psych and Human Motivation. If you don't already know, i'm a Pscyh major lol.. I'm trying to plan a trip to Genting but certain fights have come up within the very close circle we have in college..So much frickin drama, I tell you. I have asked some friends in the circle if we should still go on with the plan and they said OK.

And finally, I'm no more TINESHA!!! haha..CD has decreed that because people I barely know like Tweety (read CD's blog for more info) are calling me Tinesha and CD thinks it's not funny anymore because evryone is calling me that..And fucking hell, a friend of Leah's thinks I'm a chick when I left a comment in her (Leah) blog. I should stop giving comments about how a girl looks and if a dress is nice and stuff like that. Making me gay ny..Pukimak

*off to watch Barcelona-MU* ciao

Another one bites the dust

It's in the papers today. Another NS trainee dies because he wasn't sent to the hospital in time, when he came down with fever. Read here..

Now I may be wrong but isn't this kid like the 4th or 5th kid to die during NS??? What in the living fuck are the trainers doing waiting a few days before sending someone to the hospital??? Why was he treated by an ASSISTANT MEDICAL OFFICER and not a MEDICAL OFFICER???

Goddammit! If you can't take care of these kids, then don't. If there are still people dying after a few years from creating NS, then fucking abolish it! We do not want more kids to die simply because they happened to be in NS..

Thank goodness that my brother was rejected due to a previous knee injury.. He was supposed to go to Bintulu and I do not wanna think what could have happened if he fell sick..

Hit Me Baby

No, this is not a post about me being a S&M fetish fler..It's another video of our band (I know laaa, posted a few already) playing Britney's first single..Dedicated to Kerp, cause I know you like Britney. Hope you like our version too hehe

Improvised version of Plug in Baby

The improvised version of Plug in baby...

Note: There are 5 people in the band..The lead guitarist coudn't make it for the previous jam..So dont be surprised seeing an extra person there lol

Mental block

I seriously have no fucking idea about what to write lol..Add me not feeling well to that..

I could write about how a certain minister from the tourism ministry is planning to cancel plans made in the opposition-won states..Goes to show what kinda fucking sore losers they are and that the fact that, after all, this country is democratically challenged. For all the hype that was made after the elections that finally, democracy prevails, Ms Tourism ministry fucks things up for the people of Malaysia.

Is it wrong for us to choose differently?? Why, oh why, do we have to get punished for practising democracy?? And didn't your boss say that eventhough opposition have won the states, plans made for the development of the states will continue??

And then, and then, Sleepyhead slams everyone who has been critisizing him..Bugger, if you wanna slam, then tell people things they do not already know..Mahathir knows how to slam, so does Ku Li, but you my friend, you suck at slamming..Learn from others la brudder..No point telling things that people already know..Where's the fun in that eh??

Anywayz, shit still keeps happening in this country no matter what..I've gotta start studying before my finals, go out on a few dates, practise for MMU's prom and have fun..I suggest you do that too ;)

I"M ON YOUTUBE PART 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bleeding Edge covering Plug in Baby for upcoming MMU prom..Comments and feeback are welcome..

I'M ON YOUTUBE!!! HAHAHA

My band recorded some videos while jamming for MMU's upcoming ball..I only managed to get one video up in YouTube because the uploading took fucking ages..Please feel free to leave comments aite??

If you think it's sucky, we know it. We played it in one go without practice and it was our first time playing the song..Here's the video:

Step Down, Step Down, Step Down

Since I have been so fucking hung up on Incubus, I have found the right song for the PM to step down..Incubus' Megalomaniac..Here's the lyrics:

I hear you on the radio

You permeate my screen

It's unkind but if I met you in a scissor fight

I'd cut off both your wings on principle alone

On principle alone...

Hey megalomaniac

You're no Jesus

Yeah, you're no fucking Elvis

Wash your hands clean on yourself, baby and

Step down Step down

If I were your appendages

I'd hold open your eyes

So you would see

That all of us are heaven sent

And there was never meant to be only one

To be only one...

Hey megalomaniac

You're no Jesus

Yeah, you're no fucking Elvis

Wash your hands clean on yourself, baby and

Step down Step down

Step down Step down

Oh step down

You're no Jesus!
You're no Elvis!

You're no Jesus!

You're no Jesus!

You're no Elvis!
You're no answer!

Step Down...

Step Down...

Step Down...

Step Down...

Hey...(hey)!

Hey megalomaniac

You're no Jesus

Yeah, you're no fucking Elvis

Wash your hands clean on yourself, baby and

Step down Step down

Desert Island 5

So was tagged by Don Kerp. Purpose of this tag is to name the 5 albums you would looooove to have if you're deserted in an island. Only 5 albums of any kind. NO COMPILATIONS!!! Here's my 5:

Red Hot Chili Peppers' Californication. John Frusciante's comeback led the band to one of their biggest hits..Dude had to relearn the guitar after losing finger dexterity to heroin..Tough choice since Peppers are my favouritest band.

Dream Theater's Systematic Chaos is their 9th and latest studio album and I have been layaning this more than anything else, so yeah.

Title song itself would give me the energy to live another day in the island..Cliff Burton's (RIP) last album before his death..

Apparently this is Led Zep's fourth album cover..Hmm..Anywayz yes, it's Led Zep and its Led Zep IV..Nothing else to say..

Rage Against The Machine's Battle of Los Angeles simply because Alt-Funk and Tom Morello..Tough choice because I love all their songs..

Well then, these are my 5 albums I wanna be stuck in an island with. On a related but different note, the chick I would like to be stranded with in an island right at this moment would be Che'nelle..Mamma mia! The girl is FYNNNEEEE!!!!

I tag CD, 3kc and Denise..

Matahari Letup the Review

Nothing much to say. It rained. Friend's car window got stuck. Went in just in time to see George Clinton and P-Funk which was fucking awesome. Chilled out for awhile and moshed for One Buck Short. Chilled summore and raved. Rage Against The Machine's Guerilla Radio was played during the rave and only four of us were screaming out the lyrics while the rest of the idiots were just dancing. Idiots. Chilled summore. And then....

INCUBUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pukimak of an awesome performance..I'm hung up on Incubus so much that now I don't mind covering Anna-Molly (don't quite like it compared to other Incubus stuff) for MMU's prom. And I think I have man-crush on the whole band..Fucking stim sial...AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH INCUBUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matahari Letup

..Ayam going!!!

Will review the show/concert/whateva when I can..Hopefully pictures will be included..

PS: If there are any of you going, lemme know yea??

Elections

..Done and dusted..

You know the results...

Nothing left for me to say except "Congratulations to the Opposition" and HAHAHAHAHA to BN

We, the "beruks", do not want you

You know, after all the name calling you did, you expect us to vote for you ka? In my father's hometown summore..Bledi bugger you..

And for your info, if your site's name is rembau.net.my (no I'm not linking it), it should be about Rembau la, not about you. Name your site after yourself la bugger..Insulting my father's hometown ny (btw, my dad votes in Lembah Pantai).

Berbau seperti ikan..

The plan to use indelible ink for the coming elections (8th March) will be scrapped..Apparently, the police have uncovered a "plot to sabotage rural voters".

For those of you not in the know of what an indelible ink is, well, it's an un-erasable ink which lasts for a certain period and the Election Committee paints it on your fingernail to make sure that you have already voted. It's a practice common in many countries and it keeps away phantom voters.

So this so called plot is said to be aimed at rural voters who apparently know no better, and the "plotters" want to paint it on their (rural voters) BEFORE the elections..Smart buggers..

BUT, after spending so much of taxpayers' money (read: THE RAKYAT'S MONEY) importing the inks from India, and making sure it's not an un-Islamic practice, the EC has decided they want to scrap the idea. Fuck you and your bloody dogs but I don't see a reason why it should be scrapped..

What are they gonna do with the bottles and bottles of ink? Use it as tattoo (indelible ink can be used as tattoo)? I know THEY are stupid but are THEY that stupid that THEY cant find a way to curb this problem???

Somehow, I smell something fishy here..Could THEY be the ones who started this so called plot to encourage phantom voters??? Bugger all these for a lark!

Flight of the Conchords

Flight of the Conchords is a Grammy Award-winning folk, pop, and comedy band composed of Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement. Billing themselves as "Formerly New Zealand's fourth most popular guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo (having been bumped by a tribute band of themselves, Like of the Conchords), the group uses a combination of witty observation, characterization and acoustic guitars to work the audience.*

This is a MUST check out for everyone!!! I don't care who you are, or how old you are, you MUST watch this!!! It will change your life FOREVER!!!!

This is song is called Business Time and one of my favourites..

This song is called Jenny. Another one of my favourites..

For more of Flight of the Conchords, check out YouTube.

* Source: Wikipedia

Question, boobs and fascination..

Sittin in college today, selling food to raise money for the snowstorm victims in China, everyone at the table were cracking jokes..And The Constantly Dramatic One (yes, we go to the same college and hang out with same friends) posed a question to me...

WHY ARE GUYS FASCINATED BY BREASTS???

Well, I answered cause it's always covered. But Sharin said that some people don't cover them and I was blanked..

So dear people who read my blog.. Please let me know why guys are fascinated by boobies aite??

On a different note but on the same time, CD has changed my name to TineshA cause I appeared to look gay in a pic I took with her..And all the other pics after that failed miserably cause these psychos were makin me laff..BUGGER ALL THIS LARK!!!

Oh oh, we're in trouble..

Yea that's exactly what Uncle Lingam and co. are gonna be singing..If you haven't heard, Lingam's former sectretary spilt the beans at the inquiry that, she:

1. Was given money by the ACA (Anti Corruption Agency) to shut up about Lingam's case file being close (so much for anti-corruption)

2. Booked the tickets and itenary for Lingam and Eusoff Chin for the NZ trip (something which they denied previously)

3. Left the company because she was accused of stealing one million Berjaya Group shares

With this revelations made, hopefully this brings all these morons down.

On another note, gomen has been dissolved. Erections Elections is coming. Exercise your right to vote! Let's get the present gomen outta the way..

On an entirely different note, I can play the guitar! I'm serious. I can play some riffs (which I came up with myself) on drop D..The working titles of the songs are called " Song in drop D 1, 2.. and so forth..Woohoo!!!

I hate copy-pasting tags because they dont appear in one vertical line and insted appear as a freaking novel with no paragraphs

I somehow knew while reading this tag at Denise's page that I'm gonna be tagged..

A L L A B O U T M E
Name: Tinesh/TOCH?
Single or taken: Confused

Gender: Male

Birthday: December 18

Sign: Most of the time with the middle finger..Sometimes Saggitarius

Hair color: Black and dark brown under light

Eye color: Same as hair

Height: 5'7" ish

Straight/bisexual/gay? Straight

F A S H I O N S T U F F

Where is your favorite place to shop for clothes?: Any shop la..Mostly Diesel and sportswear

Favorite designer? Adidas wear and Nike shoes

What is your sexiest outfit?: Birthday suit

What is your most comfortable outfit?: Tshirt and shorts

What do you usually wear?: Clothes

S P E C I F I C S

What kind of shampoo do you use?: The kind they sell in supermarkets

What are you listening to right now: Some demos of songs we're planning to audition

Who is the last person that called you?: Leah-weah

How many buddies are online right now?: 16

F A V O R I T E S

Foods: Mom's cooking, Chinese, Chocolate

Guy names: I'm not into guys, see above..But if there was one I HAD TO pick it would be Tinesh

Subjects in school: English and Art

Animals: Dogs and fishes

H A V E Y O U E V E R

Given anyone a bath?: Nope

Smoked?: Yes

Bungee jumped?: Nope

Made yourself throw up?:Nope

Skinny dipped?: Yes

Ever been in love?: Yes
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Nope
Ever imagined your crush naked?: Hehe yea!

Actually seen your crush naked?: Yup.. All I have to do is watch any movie where Salma Hayek strips

Cried when someone died?: Yes

Lied?: All the time
Fallen for your best friend?: Yes
Rejected someone?: Yes
Done something you regret?: There is only one thing I regret.. And that too not much cause I took it as an experience

L A S T P E R S O N

You touched: My mom I think

Hugged: Umm..I can't remember

You IMed: Pinksterz

You yelled at: My brother

You kissed: Ermm Leah

A R E Y O U

Understanding: Guess so

Open-minded: Yea

Arrogant: Yes at times

Insecure: Nope

Random: Always

Smart: Subjective to people

Moody: Sometimes

Organized: Hell no

Healthy: Again, subjective

Shy: Nah

Difficult: When I choose to be

Bored easily: Yes, unless I'm playing music or futsal or talking cock

Obsessed: Rock music, drums, and others

Sad: A little

Happy: Ok ok

Hyper: All the time

Trusting: Depends

W H O D O Y O U W A N N A

Kill?: Some people

Slap?: Some people too

Get really wasted with?: The people I talk cock with

Get high with: Same people

Talk to offline: Leah and a buncha others

Talk to online: Mandeep (cause she's in Indon)

Sex it up with: Salma Hayek

R A N D O M

In the morning I: am either sleeping or awake

I dream about: Genie

Sexual preference: See above you fucking doofus! How many times you gonna ask the same thing???

What do you notice first in the opposite sex you're into: Depending if the person is facing me or otherwise

W H I C H I S B E T T E R

Coke or Pepsi: I drink neither, although as a drug, coke is better

Flowers or candy: Choc

Tall or short: Average

W H O

Makes you laugh the most: Same people as above cock talking blah blah (I'm losing grip here arn't I?)

Makes you smile: Leah and a few others

Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Leah

D O Y O U E V E R
Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Fuck no
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Nah
Wish you were younger: Sometimes

N U M B E R

Of times I have had my heart broken: Once with *ahem* Leah and a few times when I coudn't watch Slipknot and Dream Theater live

Of hearts I have broken: Dunno

Of guys I've kissed: My lil cousins

Of girls I've kissed: A few la..

Of CD's I own: Original: 4, burned: plenty
Of scars on my body: Eyebrow and elbows

I'm tagging: 3kc, CD, Pinksterz, Mandeep, and Kerp (cause Kerp is a tag whore! haha)

Im in the cover of Rolling Stones bitches!

Stole the link from CD's page. Go here to get yourself one too!