Your Country Needs YOU!!!!!

"Ask not what the country can do for you, but ask what you can do for the country" - JFK-

So this is only patriotic to an extend. But yea, Malaysia needs us. According to Malaysiakini according to some UN study, the country's birthrate has fallen from 3.6 to 2.6.

Where do I sign up????

Engrand!!

Oman wants to take lessons in English from Malaysia! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! They want to learn to be able to teach their students in schools there. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Motherfuckers gonna regret it!! Seriously man, don't go to a school where the teachers are all prepared before you come. Go randomly! Then you know how fucking sucky TEACHERS in schools can be.

VI is one school you can find teachers who CANT speak proper English. Yes! That school which recently got the heritage status and is a cluster school and is an elite school since its conception.

My Form 6 Bio teachers could not speak English to save their lives. FORM fucking 6!! And my brother (who learnt English and Science since Form 1) said that some teachers used to explain in Malay.

So hoo-fucking-ray!! Come learn Engrand from us. Maybe we'll teach you a thing or two. Like how to say "that's mean" instead of "that means". What's mean till today I dunno. Maybe it was the DNA or the hormones or the ecosystem. Somebody help me and lemme know when you know what "that" means (pun might have been intended)

Bumiputra

Wahhh some dude came up with the idea of making all those who were born after Merdeka (31st August 1957 for you who doesn't know) a Bumiputra. Brilliant fucking idea.

One small problem. My dad was born in March 1957. So he cant get the status. Hahaha!! Kesian my dad.

Excuse me, while I light my spliff

Damn son, fler has the best laugh in the world. Stoners rock!!

President Bush Comes Under Fire!!

Now, for something lighter. Enjoy

Fuckin funny la!!

So, prom is over and done with. And judging by the crowd, it was a blast. Now those who organized are complaining they miss the stress and shit. Yea people, I do too. In the event that prom is done, I'm back to blogging and I found this lil piece while reading The Star today.

This Kelantan Umno fler, hahahaha, sorry sorry, I'm actually laughing as I write this. This Kelantan Umno fler said people should stop wearing Obama t shirts. Hahahaha.. but wait, that's not the punchline. He then went on to say that people should wear Najib t shirts, with him being the PM-in-waiting and all.. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean c'mon. Najib t shirts???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! The reason people wear the Obama t's are cuz he's THE beacon of hope and change right now. And Najib? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Fucking funny la you guys!!!

Funniest Shit EVER!!!!

When asked if the resentment shown by component parties towards Ahmad was an indication the coalition was disintegrating, the prime minister said the Barisan was still a favourite amongst the majority of the people.

"We are like a football team and we are getting more aggressive," replied Abdullah.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD, THAT MADE MY DAY!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hypocritism

Well I'm pretty sure all of ya'lls know what hypocritism is. Here's a fucking good example:

Anwar says BN MPs will be jumping to Pakatan Rakyat. Pakatan Rakyat cheers. Whoop de fucking doo! We got da gomen!

BN and PAS hold talks. Pakatan Rakyat says it's unfair to voters if PAS joins BN because we trusted PAS and voted for them.

So it's ok to the voters who voted BN MPs and they jump ship, but it's not ok if PAS joins BN? Personally I dont want PAS to join BN simply because there wouldn't be a strong opposing voice in the Parliament.

Moral of the story: Never trust a fuckin politician :D:D

Elections

..Done and dusted..

You know the results...

Nothing left for me to say except "Congratulations to the Opposition" and HAHAHAHAHA to BN

Flight of the Conchords

Flight of the Conchords is a Grammy Award-winning folk, pop, and comedy band composed of Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement. Billing themselves as "Formerly New Zealand's fourth most popular guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo (having been bumped by a tribute band of themselves, Like of the Conchords), the group uses a combination of witty observation, characterization and acoustic guitars to work the audience.*

This is a MUST check out for everyone!!! I don't care who you are, or how old you are, you MUST watch this!!! It will change your life FOREVER!!!!

This is song is called Business Time and one of my favourites..

This song is called Jenny. Another one of my favourites..

For more of Flight of the Conchords, check out YouTube.

* Source: Wikipedia