Engraaaaaaand Part 2

So, somebody had a revelation about how students don't need to pass English to receive their SPM certs. I mean like wtf?? You dint know??? Dint your nephews and nieces tell you?? Apa la uncle??

And apparently they don't teach English grammar in school, only conversational English. Yes, we are a great society that's teaching our kids to give directions to Mat Sallehs to Petaling Street, to sell the same Mat Sallehs pornos and cheapo watches and ordering "chicken rice" instead of "kai fan" and fried noodles instead of mee goreng.

I seriously never knew that English grammar wasn't being taught in schools. No I dont have nephews and nieces. And to top it all off, we have certain quarters who do not want English to be a compulsory pass in SPM. I cant remember what's-his-face but he is the President for the Movement To Abolish Teaching in English thingy and he said something along the lines of :

If the student passes all the subjects, but not English, then he fails his SPM. He becomes a victim of English colonisation.

How the fuck does someone becomes a "victim" of English "colonisation" if he doesn't pass the paper??? Colonisation?? Really?? If a student can pass all other papers (which he most probably answered in English anyway) then you're telling me he cant fucking pass English??? It doesnt involve calculus, or Newton's Laws, or Boyle's Law, or the fucking ecosystem for god's sake!!!! Colonisation my ass. Please dont use words that are too big for you.

Why are we being retrogressive? Why call for the abolishment of the universal language? How do you expect us to keep up with the world when everything else is in English??? From Facebook to the Internet programmes, ALL English. Your dumbass of an opinion (that's right! I'm calling you a fucking dumbass for having an opinion) is gonna produce generations and generations of people who are gonna have "no face" when it comes to international setting.

These people fucking DISGUST me.

New Age Upon Us

Howdy you bastards. To those who still visit my blog (as evident by the morons who type weird stuff on google), thanks for sticking by. To those about to rock, I salute you.. errrr.. Whatever.

Anywayz, unless you were living in a fuckin secluded cave in Malaysia (Gua Niah dowh!), you would know that Malaysia has a new PM. Fuck you if you dont. Even my friends who aren't Malaysians and are overseas know (as evident by 3kc's remark: What Najib? Why not what's the other guy's name....errr.. Owh yea! Anwar Ibrahim. She's in US and not a Malaysian. I'm talking crap).

So, this Najib fler (who is he la????) is the new PM. Took over from what's-his-face. So, his incoming Prime Minister-tial speech had something about 1Malaysia. Like, you know, like one Malaysia, one people, one love kinda thing. Very promising shit, I mean stuff. Haven't heard a thing about corruption from him though. Anywayz, alotta people don't want him as he is suspectably (?) involved in some shady shit. Innocent until proven guilty is what I say.

Yea, so ermm, ermm, he wants to make changes. HAH! Bullshit! Liar liar, pants on fire. Argh, I cant remember what I wanted to say (I'm just writing exactly as I think in my head). But but usual la. These politicians. Say all the nice things and then you realise he just fucked you over. No changes seen in the past few weeks he's been in office.

BUT, now the media cannot mention Razak Baginda's name. Oopsy! How silly of me. I just mentioned his name. This Razak fler is a close friend of Najib. And was supposedly involved in said shady shit. And now noone can mention his name about the shady shit. Only must focus (I like it in BM better: FOKUS) on the two policemen who were sentenced to hang. Cheh, no more freedom of media speech. Eh what the fuck am I talking about? Nothing new kan?

Enuff about Najib. This Anwar fler now. Why is he making alotta buy-elections? BY-elections I meant. Fucker. My dad doesn't pay tax for you to make buy elections ok? Pantat. Eh fucker, who you think you are? Enuff la dey. Dah lah my dad can only send me to Aussie and not US and you waste my dad's money for buy elections. Pukipantat. I can go to bledi US and meet Mr Obama and his new dog ok? And you go and spoil it for me. Noone fucking died so why must sack some sonofabeech (italian accent) and force a buy election. And then BN dont wana fight now summore. Haiz

Your demand for attention something something according to Honestly - Tempered Mental which I'm currently listening. Your bloody demand for attention. The Tempered Mental girl says you and I should be happy and free now, beautiful somehow. You go and make things ugly for what? And Black Label - Lamb of God says something I cant fucking understand even with the lyrics. So why why why?

Fuck you all. I'm layaning the tipsyness as I write this. Dont fucking wonder anymore why I can crap better than you. Because I'm fucking awesome. I fucking rock the world and all you can do is sit down and wank or suck cock. Which I'm pretty sure you're amazing at. I should start blogging more often. Problem is I'm feeling like a Freak on a Leash and I can see, I can see I'm going Blind - KoRn. Jacob Dylan tried turning the engine, but the engine didn't turn. And he lost his only friend. Poor fler.

Finals are on and one last paper to go before Langkawi (hopefully). I miss Tai Ti and I had a weird dream about Left 4 Dead after playing it. My life fucking rocks. So I'm not complaining. Owh the tipsyness rocks better :D

ps: Banana banana banana terracota banana terracota terracota pie yo!! I'm in the Viscinity of Obscenity :D

pps: If you wanna comment, dont fucking tell me I dont make sense. I would know when I read this tomorrow :D

ppps: Love you bastards

Major Change

Back to college now, and I'm doing this program where I get to choose my subjects and try em out for a week. Then after this add/drop period, I havta finalise my subjects for the semester. Pretty kewl stuff. After all the psych talk, I have decided to switch majors. Not really, but yea. (fuck, I'm not making sense). OK now, to the point.

You know what is a fucking good field right now? PR. As in Public Relations, not Pakatan Rakyat la. I think I'm gonna start a PR company offering PR services (duh!) to politicians. You know, like you see in movies. The PR dude advices the Presidential candidate on what to wear, how to smile, what to say, how to look at the camera and raise one eyebrow (ok ok, that's The Rock, he doesn't need PR)

I thought of this this morning and I think it's a brilliant idea. No more bocor, jihad, minority not important, beruk, goblok, evil etc etc statements. I understand your concern. Laughter is the best medicine. We all need to laugh out loud at the stupid, ridiculous, ludicrous things that spew out from the politicians' mouths like vomit spewing outta little Carrie's mouth in The Exorcist.

With this plan, I would stand to make millions, maybe billions of ringgit and become a crony (most favouritest word by political critics, wonder why I never used it before). Then I can also become the director, CEO of 200+ companies, Tan Sri Dato Seri Tun Tinesh (not bad sounding eh?) and I would make trillions. And in the course become the first man to be a trillionaire. Fuck off Warren Buffet and Billy Gates (no offense to you guys, k? I belanja you Oreo McFlurry if you gonna sulk).

Of course, I would make Malaysia a better place by making these politicians say the politically correct thing. Funny how POLITICIANS never say the POLITICALLY CORRECT thing. And in course, I would fund Don Kerp to be the next Prime Minister of Malaysia and I get to be the CEO of 1000+ companies and Lord Tinesh (sounds even better :D).

All this is in line with my plan to be the Capo de Tutti Capi (Boss of the Bosses, THE Godfather). Then with my trillions, I can donate a few billion (pocket change mah) to subsidies petrol, fags and thanni. Happy Malaysians all around.

On a sorta related post, Budget is on the 29th and I heard the 14s pack is gonna be abolished and 20s is gonna be sold at 10 bux. This is why I always say, have grass :D

On a abit sorta related post, petrol prices may go down. This is gonna fuck Anwar's plan to become the PM by reducing petrol price. Kakaka

On a very related note, I'm a lesbian now since I like pussies. :D

ps: Moz, if you're reading this, it's been inspired by your ramblings. Though it can never be anything as close. Blardy Jack Sparrow you lol

Hypocritism Part the 2nd

Yea man ( in Jamaican accent), I'm doing a sequel! Previously on Sticks:

Hypocritism by politicians.. Now on Sticks: Hypocritism of THE PEOPLE! THE RAKYAT! THE COMMON MALAYSIAN! *cue dramatic music*

Now, I'm sure almost every Malaysian, mostly of the politically aware age, has sat down in mamaks and Chinese kopitiams and talked politics. And of course, you definitely would have complained about how we getting fucked in the ass worse than Saiful's complaint. Don't blardy deny it ok?? *Indian accent*

And of course, a few definitely talked on how THEY would run the country if THEY were PM. (Kerp, this is not directed at you hehe). So, my question now after the rambling is, HAVE YOU REGISTERED YOURSELF TO VOTE AND VOTED? If you have, then read no further. Good on you :D

And this is the part for those who talk shit and don't vote. How in the blue hell (hell is blue?? wtf haha) do you expect the changes to be made without you making the changes? Changes come from US. Not through others. If you think you want to see some changes after all these years of butt-fucking, how about you run to the nearest post office and register yourself as a voter?

This is a democracy. Not necessarily a democratic country through and through but a democracy nevertheless. And in a democracy, it's a privilege and a right to vote. Yea man (again, in Jamaican accent) I know some of you might say that since it's a democracy, we can choose not to vote. I say then shut the fuck up and don't say you want changes if you're not gonna be a part of it. I'm not forcing those who aren't gonna register, I'm just appealing to you people to reconsider.

Exercise your right to vote! If you're sick of butt-fucking like I am, then vote!

This public service message has been brought to by Sticks. In case of a snap elections sometime next month.

ps: unfortunately, I can't vote because my 21st birthday is end of the year. So please help me out yea? :D

Pffftttt

I have come to the realisation that since the elections, my blog has been about politics, the state of the country and my jam videos.. As much as I can remember (and this I remember pretty well), in my very first post I mentioned that this blog is going to be about me, music, football and MAYBE politics.. I have no idea how this blog has spiralled mostly to become a semi political (if you can even call it that) blog.

Honestly, I don't have as much drama happening in my life, unlike CD's or even cool stuff like Pinksterz (she's a med student in Egypt..How much shit you can blog from that?).

My finals are starting this Saturday with Spanish and ending on May 2nd with the remaining two papers -Cognitive Bio Psych and Human Motivation. If you don't already know, i'm a Pscyh major lol.. I'm trying to plan a trip to Genting but certain fights have come up within the very close circle we have in college..So much frickin drama, I tell you. I have asked some friends in the circle if we should still go on with the plan and they said OK.

And finally, I'm no more TINESHA!!! haha..CD has decreed that because people I barely know like Tweety (read CD's blog for more info) are calling me Tinesha and CD thinks it's not funny anymore because evryone is calling me that..And fucking hell, a friend of Leah's thinks I'm a chick when I left a comment in her (Leah) blog. I should stop giving comments about how a girl looks and if a dress is nice and stuff like that. Making me gay ny..Pukimak

*off to watch Barcelona-MU* ciao

Foot In Mouth

Shit! My family reads The Star newspaper (biased shit, I know; ever read Joceline Tan's pieces??) and I missed out on the interview that NST conducted with our favourite politician (not the two bocor or close one eye flers; I mentioned him in a previous post). For those who missed the wonderful, dunno-whether-to-laugh-or-cry interview see here..

What does he mean by "minority is not important", "bloggers write rubbish" and whatnot?? Doesn't the macha know that a single vote can fuck you up bad?? And that single vote is minority innit? And what's this shit about "bloggers write rubbish"?? Dey, if you haven't realised, the Internet is the only free form of media la..All your other form of media has been kau tim-ed by your people. Of course those medias are afraid to write "rubbish" la..

And in a previous statement, he said that the EC (Election Commision) is tied directly to the Legislature (the Gomen). So what I learnt back in high school history about the EC being an independent body is bull eh? Maybe I should go recheck my paper..Think I made a mistake in the election chapter..And our dear friend might have just confirmed our worst suspicions..Tied directly?? Now we know..Thanks ar macha, you da man la!!

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Today would have been my first public drum gig..Played drums at friend's party before but that doesn't count so much as a gig now, does it? But it wouldn't have been my first gig cause I've played the bass guitar at a school function before..

Damn the fuckin HELP management la..