Nope nope, not to the government la. Dont make me laugh. It's to the other half, whose bad book I have been featuring in lately.
Dear Leah,
I've been a jerk this past few months. I know I've been hurting you and stuff, not paying attention to you, not being there when you needed me, not getting a top up when you wanted me to, paying for us both then asking for some cash because I was cash strapped, and etc etc.
So, because Ive been a jerk, an asshole, a great cow (pig, whichever you decide to call me), I think an apology is necessary. And since the private apologies havent worked, and since you have decreed I have to shame myself publicly, and since my blog has a not bad amount of traffic (bangga) I'm writing this letter of apology to you.
And despite all my shortcomings and not paying attention to you and stuff, you know that I love you more than anything else. More than my Zildjian drumsticks, more than any drumset, more than RHCP and Dream Theater and Lamb of God, you know I love you.
Yours lovingly (and apologetically),
Tinesh
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Tinesh, you're a dumbass. This is a not the way to apologize to a girl.
Comparing her to your drumsticks AND favourite bands? Good God man.........
hahaha dude, she knows the only competition she has are drumsets and drumsticks. and she knows how much i love the bands. and she has read it so its kewl la hehehe
Dude,
An apology hamper containing Iron Maiden box set, t-shirt & Todd McFarlane action figurine of Eddie the Trooper should do the trick.
ps: Note first two are available from Pertama & third available on order from specialist figurine shop in Amcorp.
pps: Should work as that's how me gets back into wifey's good books.
ppps: too expensive? Jual buntut?
HAHAHAHA!!!!
Jual buntut siapa mau beli bang?
MR.T,
i may know of some folk who would be interested though,
especially if they are as
white
and soft
as berBUTTov's
(what? oh right, how would i know if they are white..er
and gebu)
mwahhahhahhahahhaha
yer average pan-malaysian transsoutheastasian slimebag,
GirlAfraidMoz.
p.s.nice one dude.
pundek la dei...i told my gf straight to her face. if it concerns arsenal kalu, she can always take a hike.
*i'll make extra sure she doesnt read this...muahaha...
kerp: ini arahan daripada menteri besar la..so i had to do it hehehe
moz: deyyy..what have u been doin with berba when he was in spurs la?
haha. this might be long due but
what a way to make up!
so you were sorry and were even asked to apologize... to which you did (successfully so) but you dint let her have it ALL lol.
despite that she might be someone you'll never win over... this was done with class, you upper class dingbat!
anon: are you who I think you are? You sound ass-tralian :P. but yea, if im wrong lemme noe who u are k?
glad to know that ive got secret readers too :P
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