Cock and Bull

I have to know your name/Where have I seen your face before ~ Dream Theater's Forsaken.

Lately, all the newspapers have been covering the Mercs story. If you don't already, here's the 411:

The Terengganu State Government has bought 14 Merc E200 Kompressors. When they're supposed to be using Proton Perdanas. Apparently, in the long run the maintanence of the E200 is cheaper than the Perdanas. And also apparently, one fool had to pay RM 50k for maintanence for the Perdana.

Anywayz, the Federal Government got a lil upset (seeing the fact that they're still stuck with Perdanas) and said No, motherfucker, E200 cant do. And then after some meeting, the PM said that the Mercs are to be used for foreign dignitaries and during special functions.

Now, Im not sure if by foreign dignitaries he meant by dignitaries from other countries or anyone who's not from Terengganu. Despite the Government's warnings, some of these Terengganu fools are using the E200 already.

In all honesty, the thing which pissed me off most was the fact that this bastards think we're fools. Fucker, 50k for Perdana maintainence means the guy took the Perdana for a session of S&M sex. You fucking think we dont drive cars? It's the taxpayer's money which you used to buy the cars you assholes. How about forking out money from your own pockets like the rest of us do??? Bastards all of you!

ps: After a considerably long time, I finally realised-while taking a crap- that the Terengganu MB looks exactly like MAD Magazine's Alfred E. Neuman. The difference is one is fuckin brilliant and the other one is a moron. No prizes for guessing who's who.

YB (Yang Berbodoh)

Well, we know that YB stands for Yang Berhormat (The Respected), Yang Bermulia (The NOble) and some MPs have decided that YB can also stand for Yang Berkhidmat (The Serving). Now, there's the all new Yang Berbodoh (The Stupid).

Name calling is common in Parliament, with the most recent one being "Bigfoot" and "big Monkey". Sokay, we can deal with that. We need to laugh too. But then there is this moronic Yang Berbodoh (redundant, I know, but I need to emphasize the point) who made fun of a disabled MP.

He said something along the lines of "Bukit Jelutong (the area where the disabled MP serves) is disrespectful of the house because he doesn't stand when he speaks". WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT MAN?????? THE GUY IS ON A WHEELCHAIR!!

And when another MP told him to retract his statement he said: "I'm only teasing a bit". YOUR IDEA OF TEASING TRANSCENDS ANY FUCKING LEVEL OF STUPIDITY.

Yang Berbodoh, I really wish you would fucking step down. You're a motherfucking disgrace to your constituency.

I wanna punch pretty-fucking-boy Ronaldo in his pretty-fucking-face

Enuff said I hope?

There's a reason why you're a fucking midfielder/right winger. DO NOT FUCKING PLAY AS A CENTRAL MIDFIELDER!!!

There were no fucking balls flying in from the right side of the field?? And what the flying fuck did you do?? NOTHING. NADA. TAKDE APA APA. ONNUM ILLE. I dont know what's nothing in Chinese.

All you did was look pretty in the Busby Babes kit. We don't lose to Man City. Not after 34 fucking years. NOT AT OLD TRAFFORD!!!!! haiz