I wanna punch pretty-fucking-boy Ronaldo in his pretty-fucking-face

Enuff said I hope?

There's a reason why you're a fucking midfielder/right winger. DO NOT FUCKING PLAY AS A CENTRAL MIDFIELDER!!!

There were no fucking balls flying in from the right side of the field?? And what the flying fuck did you do?? NOTHING. NADA. TAKDE APA APA. ONNUM ILLE. I dont know what's nothing in Chinese.

All you did was look pretty in the Busby Babes kit. We don't lose to Man City. Not after 34 fucking years. NOT AT OLD TRAFFORD!!!!! haiz