Saturday 23 August 2008

Waahhh, Everyone's Doing It Mama!

Weehooo!!! The latest craze to hit the town isn't a new handphone, nor is it a new game, nor the Olympics. It's the 'Swear on the Holy Book' and Statutory Declarations!

The DPM did the 'Swear on the Holy Book' hot on the heels of possible sodomite, Saiful. Of course, he didn't swear that he doesn't practice sodomy, he swore that he doesn't know Altantuyaa.

And then, and then, this Indian dude who's a driver suddenly came also hot on the heels of the missing PI and came up with a Statutory Declaration. He claimed Najib and his wife practise Hinduism or some nonsense liddat. Check out Malaysia Today for the SD.

So, come one, come all, let's take advantage of these situations, make a mockery of religion (tho I do not believe in religion) and a mockery of law. Let's swear on a holy book everytime we need to prove our innocence. Let's make an SD everytime you wana bring someone from a long way up, down.

Everyone's doing it. Why not you?

3 comments:

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

Niiiiceeee... I am liking this post.

Tinesh said...

CD: Lolz, thanks thanks.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

dollah will swear it wasnt his idea to jack up the fuel price while samy vellu will come up with an SD to strengthen his claim that he's not wearing a wig.