So, the man everyone's looking at is back in the Parliament after 10 years. Well done dude, but you made alotta promises on the way there and also to Putrajaya, so try and keep them promises k?
In the wake of Anwar's win, DPM Najib said that the win proved that democracy is still alive. Tipuuuuuu!!! Democracy not only applies to winning fuckin elections la! Democracy is also about freedom. Freedom to choose, to speak, to go out all night and party..Err wrong freedom. But yea, DEMOCRACY. Latin word ya'll. Means people's government. Or something similar. PEOPLE'S. NOT ruling party's.
So, by you saying that democracy is still alive, you're lying. Liars get their pants on fire, y'know? By shutting down Malaysia Today (mirror site :http://mt.harapanmalaysia.com/2008) you are denying democracy. Just because all the articles Raja Petra (who btw, is an ex-Victorian, trust us Victorians to raise hell. Ask Johanians :P) writes is against you government flers, you cant bloody shut down the site. Where is your sense of democracy now dude? And where is your sportingness. Tak sporting la ya'll.
Now, you can arrest us and shut down our blogs and stuff just because what we write is counted as Pro-Opposition. What if on the 16th os September, Anwar becomes the PM? Than what we write will be counted as Pro-Gomen what? Have a different perspective la dudes. Think outta the box. You've been cocooned inside the box for faaaaaaaaar tooooooooo loooooong. Come out and smell the roses. They smell nicer now.
In a coconut shell, don't lie. Jangan tipu. Don't give us the bullshit that democracy is still alive because man, we too intelligent to buy shit like that. We're more wary of you now, 50 years of ass fucking have a way of making people smarter.
In a tortoise shell, vote. Be a part of change. (I'm not campaigning for Obama although I fully endorse him :D)
Thursday, 28 August 2008
Saturday, 23 August 2008
Waahhh, Everyone's Doing It Mama!
Weehooo!!! The latest craze to hit the town isn't a new handphone, nor is it a new game, nor the Olympics. It's the 'Swear on the Holy Book' and Statutory Declarations!
The DPM did the 'Swear on the Holy Book' hot on the heels of possible sodomite, Saiful. Of course, he didn't swear that he doesn't practice sodomy, he swore that he doesn't know Altantuyaa.
And then, and then, this Indian dude who's a driver suddenly came also hot on the heels of the missing PI and came up with a Statutory Declaration. He claimed Najib and his wife practise Hinduism or some nonsense liddat. Check out Malaysia Today for the SD.
So, come one, come all, let's take advantage of these situations, make a mockery of religion (tho I do not believe in religion) and a mockery of law. Let's swear on a holy book everytime we need to prove our innocence. Let's make an SD everytime you wana bring someone from a long way up, down.
Everyone's doing it. Why not you?
The DPM did the 'Swear on the Holy Book' hot on the heels of possible sodomite, Saiful. Of course, he didn't swear that he doesn't practice sodomy, he swore that he doesn't know Altantuyaa.
And then, and then, this Indian dude who's a driver suddenly came also hot on the heels of the missing PI and came up with a Statutory Declaration. He claimed Najib and his wife practise Hinduism or some nonsense liddat. Check out Malaysia Today for the SD.
So, come one, come all, let's take advantage of these situations, make a mockery of religion (tho I do not believe in religion) and a mockery of law. Let's swear on a holy book everytime we need to prove our innocence. Let's make an SD everytime you wana bring someone from a long way up, down.
Everyone's doing it. Why not you?
Thursday, 21 August 2008
Major Change
Back to college now, and I'm doing this program where I get to choose my subjects and try em out for a week. Then after this add/drop period, I havta finalise my subjects for the semester. Pretty kewl stuff. After all the psych talk, I have decided to switch majors. Not really, but yea. (fuck, I'm not making sense). OK now, to the point.
You know what is a fucking good field right now? PR. As in Public Relations, not Pakatan Rakyat la. I think I'm gonna start a PR company offering PR services (duh!) to politicians. You know, like you see in movies. The PR dude advices the Presidential candidate on what to wear, how to smile, what to say, how to look at the camera and raise one eyebrow (ok ok, that's The Rock, he doesn't need PR)
I thought of this this morning and I think it's a brilliant idea. No more bocor, jihad, minority not important, beruk, goblok, evil etc etc statements. I understand your concern. Laughter is the best medicine. We all need to laugh out loud at the stupid, ridiculous, ludicrous things that spew out from the politicians' mouths like vomit spewing outta little Carrie's mouth in The Exorcist.
With this plan, I would stand to make millions, maybe billions of ringgit and become a crony (most favouritest word by political critics, wonder why I never used it before). Then I can also become the director, CEO of 200+ companies, Tan Sri Dato Seri Tun Tinesh (not bad sounding eh?) and I would make trillions. And in the course become the first man to be a trillionaire. Fuck off Warren Buffet and Billy Gates (no offense to you guys, k? I belanja you Oreo McFlurry if you gonna sulk).
Of course, I would make Malaysia a better place by making these politicians say the politically correct thing. Funny how POLITICIANS never say the POLITICALLY CORRECT thing. And in course, I would fund Don Kerp to be the next Prime Minister of Malaysia and I get to be the CEO of 1000+ companies and Lord Tinesh (sounds even better :D).
All this is in line with my plan to be the Capo de Tutti Capi (Boss of the Bosses, THE Godfather). Then with my trillions, I can donate a few billion (pocket change mah) to subsidies petrol, fags and thanni. Happy Malaysians all around.
On a sorta related post, Budget is on the 29th and I heard the 14s pack is gonna be abolished and 20s is gonna be sold at 10 bux. This is why I always say, have grass :D
On a abit sorta related post, petrol prices may go down. This is gonna fuck Anwar's plan to become the PM by reducing petrol price. Kakaka
On a very related note, I'm a lesbian now since I like pussies. :D
ps: Moz, if you're reading this, it's been inspired by your ramblings. Though it can never be anything as close. Blardy Jack Sparrow you lol
You know what is a fucking good field right now? PR. As in Public Relations, not Pakatan Rakyat la. I think I'm gonna start a PR company offering PR services (duh!) to politicians. You know, like you see in movies. The PR dude advices the Presidential candidate on what to wear, how to smile, what to say, how to look at the camera and raise one eyebrow (ok ok, that's The Rock, he doesn't need PR)
I thought of this this morning and I think it's a brilliant idea. No more bocor, jihad, minority not important, beruk, goblok, evil etc etc statements. I understand your concern. Laughter is the best medicine. We all need to laugh out loud at the stupid, ridiculous, ludicrous things that spew out from the politicians' mouths like vomit spewing outta little Carrie's mouth in The Exorcist.
With this plan, I would stand to make millions, maybe billions of ringgit and become a crony (most favouritest word by political critics, wonder why I never used it before). Then I can also become the director, CEO of 200+ companies, Tan Sri Dato Seri Tun Tinesh (not bad sounding eh?) and I would make trillions. And in the course become the first man to be a trillionaire. Fuck off Warren Buffet and Billy Gates (no offense to you guys, k? I belanja you Oreo McFlurry if you gonna sulk).
Of course, I would make Malaysia a better place by making these politicians say the politically correct thing. Funny how POLITICIANS never say the POLITICALLY CORRECT thing. And in course, I would fund Don Kerp to be the next Prime Minister of Malaysia and I get to be the CEO of 1000+ companies and Lord Tinesh (sounds even better :D).
All this is in line with my plan to be the Capo de Tutti Capi (Boss of the Bosses, THE Godfather). Then with my trillions, I can donate a few billion (pocket change mah) to subsidies petrol, fags and thanni. Happy Malaysians all around.
On a sorta related post, Budget is on the 29th and I heard the 14s pack is gonna be abolished and 20s is gonna be sold at 10 bux. This is why I always say, have grass :D
On a abit sorta related post, petrol prices may go down. This is gonna fuck Anwar's plan to become the PM by reducing petrol price. Kakaka
On a very related note, I'm a lesbian now since I like pussies. :D
ps: Moz, if you're reading this, it's been inspired by your ramblings. Though it can never be anything as close. Blardy Jack Sparrow you lol
Friday, 15 August 2008
Wednesday, 6 August 2008
Hypocritism Part the 2nd
Yea man ( in Jamaican accent), I'm doing a sequel! Previously on Sticks:
Hypocritism by politicians.. Now on Sticks: Hypocritism of THE PEOPLE! THE RAKYAT! THE COMMON MALAYSIAN! *cue dramatic music*
Now, I'm sure almost every Malaysian, mostly of the politically aware age, has sat down in mamaks and Chinese kopitiams and talked politics. And of course, you definitely would have complained about how we getting fucked in the ass worse than Saiful's complaint. Don't blardy deny it ok?? *Indian accent*
And of course, a few definitely talked on how THEY would run the country if THEY were PM. (Kerp, this is not directed at you hehe). So, my question now after the rambling is, HAVE YOU REGISTERED YOURSELF TO VOTE AND VOTED? If you have, then read no further. Good on you :D
And this is the part for those who talk shit and don't vote. How in the blue hell (hell is blue?? wtf haha) do you expect the changes to be made without you making the changes? Changes come from US. Not through others. If you think you want to see some changes after all these years of butt-fucking, how about you run to the nearest post office and register yourself as a voter?
This is a democracy. Not necessarily a democratic country through and through but a democracy nevertheless. And in a democracy, it's a privilege and a right to vote. Yea man (again, in Jamaican accent) I know some of you might say that since it's a democracy, we can choose not to vote. I say then shut the fuck up and don't say you want changes if you're not gonna be a part of it. I'm not forcing those who aren't gonna register, I'm just appealing to you people to reconsider.
Exercise your right to vote! If you're sick of butt-fucking like I am, then vote!
This public service message has been brought to by Sticks. In case of a snap elections sometime next month.
ps: unfortunately, I can't vote because my 21st birthday is end of the year. So please help me out yea? :D
Hypocritism by politicians.. Now on Sticks: Hypocritism of THE PEOPLE! THE RAKYAT! THE COMMON MALAYSIAN! *cue dramatic music*
Now, I'm sure almost every Malaysian, mostly of the politically aware age, has sat down in mamaks and Chinese kopitiams and talked politics. And of course, you definitely would have complained about how we getting fucked in the ass worse than Saiful's complaint. Don't blardy deny it ok?? *Indian accent*
And of course, a few definitely talked on how THEY would run the country if THEY were PM. (Kerp, this is not directed at you hehe). So, my question now after the rambling is, HAVE YOU REGISTERED YOURSELF TO VOTE AND VOTED? If you have, then read no further. Good on you :D
And this is the part for those who talk shit and don't vote. How in the blue hell (hell is blue?? wtf haha) do you expect the changes to be made without you making the changes? Changes come from US. Not through others. If you think you want to see some changes after all these years of butt-fucking, how about you run to the nearest post office and register yourself as a voter?
This is a democracy. Not necessarily a democratic country through and through but a democracy nevertheless. And in a democracy, it's a privilege and a right to vote. Yea man (again, in Jamaican accent) I know some of you might say that since it's a democracy, we can choose not to vote. I say then shut the fuck up and don't say you want changes if you're not gonna be a part of it. I'm not forcing those who aren't gonna register, I'm just appealing to you people to reconsider.
Exercise your right to vote! If you're sick of butt-fucking like I am, then vote!
This public service message has been brought to by Sticks. In case of a snap elections sometime next month.
ps: unfortunately, I can't vote because my 21st birthday is end of the year. So please help me out yea? :D
Sunday, 3 August 2008
Hypocritism
Well I'm pretty sure all of ya'lls know what hypocritism is. Here's a fucking good example:
Anwar says BN MPs will be jumping to Pakatan Rakyat. Pakatan Rakyat cheers. Whoop de fucking doo! We got da gomen!
BN and PAS hold talks. Pakatan Rakyat says it's unfair to voters if PAS joins BN because we trusted PAS and voted for them.
So it's ok to the voters who voted BN MPs and they jump ship, but it's not ok if PAS joins BN? Personally I dont want PAS to join BN simply because there wouldn't be a strong opposing voice in the Parliament.
Moral of the story: Never trust a fuckin politician :D:D
Anwar says BN MPs will be jumping to Pakatan Rakyat. Pakatan Rakyat cheers. Whoop de fucking doo! We got da gomen!
BN and PAS hold talks. Pakatan Rakyat says it's unfair to voters if PAS joins BN because we trusted PAS and voted for them.
So it's ok to the voters who voted BN MPs and they jump ship, but it's not ok if PAS joins BN? Personally I dont want PAS to join BN simply because there wouldn't be a strong opposing voice in the Parliament.
Moral of the story: Never trust a fuckin politician :D:D
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