Thursday 11 June 2009

Engraaaaaaand Part 2

So, somebody had a revelation about how students don't need to pass English to receive their SPM certs. I mean like wtf?? You dint know??? Dint your nephews and nieces tell you?? Apa la uncle??

And apparently they don't teach English grammar in school, only conversational English. Yes, we are a great society that's teaching our kids to give directions to Mat Sallehs to Petaling Street, to sell the same Mat Sallehs pornos and cheapo watches and ordering "chicken rice" instead of "kai fan" and fried noodles instead of mee goreng.

I seriously never knew that English grammar wasn't being taught in schools. No I dont have nephews and nieces. And to top it all off, we have certain quarters who do not want English to be a compulsory pass in SPM. I cant remember what's-his-face but he is the President for the Movement To Abolish Teaching in English thingy and he said something along the lines of :

If the student passes all the subjects, but not English, then he fails his SPM. He becomes a victim of English colonisation.

How the fuck does someone becomes a "victim" of English "colonisation" if he doesn't pass the paper??? Colonisation?? Really?? If a student can pass all other papers (which he most probably answered in English anyway) then you're telling me he cant fucking pass English??? It doesnt involve calculus, or Newton's Laws, or Boyle's Law, or the fucking ecosystem for god's sake!!!! Colonisation my ass. Please dont use words that are too big for you.

Why are we being retrogressive? Why call for the abolishment of the universal language? How do you expect us to keep up with the world when everything else is in English??? From Facebook to the Internet programmes, ALL English. Your dumbass of an opinion (that's right! I'm calling you a fucking dumbass for having an opinion) is gonna produce generations and generations of people who are gonna have "no face" when it comes to international setting.

These people fucking DISGUST me.

13 comments:

Praxi said...

Might as well become communist and shut from the world.

Definitely in the right direction.

Tinesh said...

Eyyyyy the comms aso blajar english apa. You go to China and they can speak English. They learnt it for Beijing 08 :D

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

to me its very simple la...

learning english will certainly give one a huge advantage and excel in many field.

take it or leave it...or die from eating dust.

Tinesh said...

yea dude. how the gonna survive i dunno la

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

So. I'm gonna go out and say it.

This is the Bumiputra fuckery, you realize that right?

A whole lot of Malays don't excel in English. I'm not being a bitch, this is the truth...so chances are they are flunking the paper. Abolish the whole must-pass-english fuckery and more Malays can excel better.

Get what I'm sayin?

And yes, I realize that I am Malay.

kthxbai

Praxi said...

Haha beijingners or chinese can't speak english to save a drowing child!

Been a while now since they've opened up to the world but signs of communism are still on the surface lar.

Sux rabbit tails. They've never seen a non-blonde white-skinned one! So they stare like malays.

And no no i take no offence, though partly malay. :D

Tinesh said...

who the fark doesnt stare at you wey? indians malays chinese all stare at you cuz they trying to decipher what bloody race you belong to. remember the indian fools in MV staring just cuz they thought that they lost this traitorous indian to a non indian girl? hahaha

Praxi said...

Uhh fool u're not helping my point.

And they thought right. See at least Indians know I'm not farking Indian(this includes Punjabi)!

Praxi said...

Oh wait till I run my own country. I'm calling in all the english-malay-turks in this world and we'll start our own race.

We'll be Tenglays. :D

From Tenglaynia.

Transylvaniaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

whoo hoo

Tinesh said...

tenglay? loooooooooool!!!! can i be the first non tenglay president?

100:1-100:11 said...

haha, okay, the post is fun (wth?)
but the comments are funnier :)

Tinesh said...

hanafiah: hahaha yea wey.

anfield devotee said...

Tinesh & Leah - reminder fer this Sat at me blog.

Link to map provided.