Letter of Apology

Nope nope, not to the government la. Dont make me laugh. It's to the other half, whose bad book I have been featuring in lately.

Dear Leah,

I've been a jerk this past few months. I know I've been hurting you and stuff, not paying attention to you, not being there when you needed me, not getting a top up when you wanted me to, paying for us both then asking for some cash because I was cash strapped, and etc etc.

So, because Ive been a jerk, an asshole, a great cow (pig, whichever you decide to call me), I think an apology is necessary. And since the private apologies havent worked, and since you have decreed I have to shame myself publicly, and since my blog has a not bad amount of traffic (bangga) I'm writing this letter of apology to you.

And despite all my shortcomings and not paying attention to you and stuff, you know that I love you more than anything else. More than my Zildjian drumsticks, more than any drumset, more than RHCP and Dream Theater and Lamb of God, you know I love you.

Yours lovingly (and apologetically),

Tinesh

Private Investigators???

So, some Malaysian girl has made herself "lost" in Perth. She apparently quit college and joined some company and took pills to commit suicide and shit. And then she switched off her phone and now noone can contact her.

What would you do, if you were in her family's shoes? Go somewhere for help of course. And what would you do if you were part of PUTERA UMNO? Get ready to go to Perth to find this girl, of course.

Say what? You're a lawyer and you've been asked to go find the girl? Sokay man, lawyers know the law. You can find the girl. What? You're a measly politician and you've been asked to find the girl? Of course you can. You have no other work apart from sitting down and watching reruns of CSI.

You wanna go there and pretend to find the girl while having fun in Perth? Caaannnn.. Ini Bolehland maa!!

FedEx

I posted this on the comments section of Kerp's blog. He asked me to forward it to Rocky's Bru and Malaysian Insider.

when rpk accused najib, they brought rpk in. when the reporter accused ahmad, they brought the reporter in. then when saifool accused anwar they brought anwar in. when toyol accused teresa, they brought her in.pundek flers losing trend la.. even CSIs are gonna have a hard time understanding their pattern.

What do you say? To forward or not to forward?

Fuck the What?

Democracy has gone to the dogs. Don't ask. Read the papers.

Funniest Shit EVER!!!!

When asked if the resentment shown by component parties towards Ahmad was an indication the coalition was disintegrating, the prime minister said the Barisan was still a favourite amongst the majority of the people.

"We are like a football team and we are getting more aggressive," replied Abdullah.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD, THAT MADE MY DAY!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA