We, the "beruks", do not want you

You know, after all the name calling you did, you expect us to vote for you ka? In my father's hometown summore..Bledi bugger you..

And for your info, if your site's name is rembau.net.my (no I'm not linking it), it should be about Rembau la, not about you. Name your site after yourself la bugger..Insulting my father's hometown ny (btw, my dad votes in Lembah Pantai).

Berbau seperti ikan..

The plan to use indelible ink for the coming elections (8th March) will be scrapped..Apparently, the police have uncovered a "plot to sabotage rural voters".

For those of you not in the know of what an indelible ink is, well, it's an un-erasable ink which lasts for a certain period and the Election Committee paints it on your fingernail to make sure that you have already voted. It's a practice common in many countries and it keeps away phantom voters.

So this so called plot is said to be aimed at rural voters who apparently know no better, and the "plotters" want to paint it on their (rural voters) BEFORE the elections..Smart buggers..

BUT, after spending so much of taxpayers' money (read: THE RAKYAT'S MONEY) importing the inks from India, and making sure it's not an un-Islamic practice, the EC has decided they want to scrap the idea. Fuck you and your bloody dogs but I don't see a reason why it should be scrapped..

What are they gonna do with the bottles and bottles of ink? Use it as tattoo (indelible ink can be used as tattoo)? I know THEY are stupid but are THEY that stupid that THEY cant find a way to curb this problem???

Somehow, I smell something fishy here..Could THEY be the ones who started this so called plot to encourage phantom voters??? Bugger all these for a lark!

Flight of the Conchords

Flight of the Conchords is a Grammy Award-winning folk, pop, and comedy band composed of Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement. Billing themselves as "Formerly New Zealand's fourth most popular guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo (having been bumped by a tribute band of themselves, Like of the Conchords), the group uses a combination of witty observation, characterization and acoustic guitars to work the audience.*

This is a MUST check out for everyone!!! I don't care who you are, or how old you are, you MUST watch this!!! It will change your life FOREVER!!!!

This is song is called Business Time and one of my favourites..

This song is called Jenny. Another one of my favourites..

For more of Flight of the Conchords, check out YouTube.

* Source: Wikipedia

Question, boobs and fascination..

Sittin in college today, selling food to raise money for the snowstorm victims in China, everyone at the table were cracking jokes..And The Constantly Dramatic One (yes, we go to the same college and hang out with same friends) posed a question to me...

WHY ARE GUYS FASCINATED BY BREASTS???

Well, I answered cause it's always covered. But Sharin said that some people don't cover them and I was blanked..

So dear people who read my blog.. Please let me know why guys are fascinated by boobies aite??

On a different note but on the same time, CD has changed my name to TineshA cause I appeared to look gay in a pic I took with her..And all the other pics after that failed miserably cause these psychos were makin me laff..BUGGER ALL THIS LARK!!!

Oh oh, we're in trouble..

Yea that's exactly what Uncle Lingam and co. are gonna be singing..If you haven't heard, Lingam's former sectretary spilt the beans at the inquiry that, she:

1. Was given money by the ACA (Anti Corruption Agency) to shut up about Lingam's case file being close (so much for anti-corruption)

2. Booked the tickets and itenary for Lingam and Eusoff Chin for the NZ trip (something which they denied previously)

3. Left the company because she was accused of stealing one million Berjaya Group shares

With this revelations made, hopefully this brings all these morons down.

On another note, gomen has been dissolved. Erections Elections is coming. Exercise your right to vote! Let's get the present gomen outta the way..

On an entirely different note, I can play the guitar! I'm serious. I can play some riffs (which I came up with myself) on drop D..The working titles of the songs are called " Song in drop D 1, 2.. and so forth..Woohoo!!!

I hate copy-pasting tags because they dont appear in one vertical line and insted appear as a freaking novel with no paragraphs

I somehow knew while reading this tag at Denise's page that I'm gonna be tagged..

A L L A B O U T M E
Name: Tinesh/TOCH?
Single or taken: Confused

Gender: Male

Birthday: December 18

Sign: Most of the time with the middle finger..Sometimes Saggitarius

Hair color: Black and dark brown under light

Eye color: Same as hair

Height: 5'7" ish

Straight/bisexual/gay? Straight

F A S H I O N S T U F F

Where is your favorite place to shop for clothes?: Any shop la..Mostly Diesel and sportswear

Favorite designer? Adidas wear and Nike shoes

What is your sexiest outfit?: Birthday suit

What is your most comfortable outfit?: Tshirt and shorts

What do you usually wear?: Clothes

S P E C I F I C S

What kind of shampoo do you use?: The kind they sell in supermarkets

What are you listening to right now: Some demos of songs we're planning to audition

Who is the last person that called you?: Leah-weah

How many buddies are online right now?: 16

F A V O R I T E S

Foods: Mom's cooking, Chinese, Chocolate

Guy names: I'm not into guys, see above..But if there was one I HAD TO pick it would be Tinesh

Subjects in school: English and Art

Animals: Dogs and fishes

H A V E Y O U E V E R

Given anyone a bath?: Nope

Smoked?: Yes

Bungee jumped?: Nope

Made yourself throw up?:Nope

Skinny dipped?: Yes

Ever been in love?: Yes
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Nope
Ever imagined your crush naked?: Hehe yea!

Actually seen your crush naked?: Yup.. All I have to do is watch any movie where Salma Hayek strips

Cried when someone died?: Yes

Lied?: All the time
Fallen for your best friend?: Yes
Rejected someone?: Yes
Done something you regret?: There is only one thing I regret.. And that too not much cause I took it as an experience

L A S T P E R S O N

You touched: My mom I think

Hugged: Umm..I can't remember

You IMed: Pinksterz

You yelled at: My brother

You kissed: Ermm Leah

A R E Y O U

Understanding: Guess so

Open-minded: Yea

Arrogant: Yes at times

Insecure: Nope

Random: Always

Smart: Subjective to people

Moody: Sometimes

Organized: Hell no

Healthy: Again, subjective

Shy: Nah

Difficult: When I choose to be

Bored easily: Yes, unless I'm playing music or futsal or talking cock

Obsessed: Rock music, drums, and others

Sad: A little

Happy: Ok ok

Hyper: All the time

Trusting: Depends

W H O D O Y O U W A N N A

Kill?: Some people

Slap?: Some people too

Get really wasted with?: The people I talk cock with

Get high with: Same people

Talk to offline: Leah and a buncha others

Talk to online: Mandeep (cause she's in Indon)

Sex it up with: Salma Hayek

R A N D O M

In the morning I: am either sleeping or awake

I dream about: Genie

Sexual preference: See above you fucking doofus! How many times you gonna ask the same thing???

What do you notice first in the opposite sex you're into: Depending if the person is facing me or otherwise

W H I C H I S B E T T E R

Coke or Pepsi: I drink neither, although as a drug, coke is better

Flowers or candy: Choc

Tall or short: Average

W H O

Makes you laugh the most: Same people as above cock talking blah blah (I'm losing grip here arn't I?)

Makes you smile: Leah and a few others

Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Leah

D O Y O U E V E R
Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Fuck no
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Nah
Wish you were younger: Sometimes

N U M B E R

Of times I have had my heart broken: Once with *ahem* Leah and a few times when I coudn't watch Slipknot and Dream Theater live

Of hearts I have broken: Dunno

Of guys I've kissed: My lil cousins

Of girls I've kissed: A few la..

Of CD's I own: Original: 4, burned: plenty
Of scars on my body: Eyebrow and elbows

I'm tagging: 3kc, CD, Pinksterz, Mandeep, and Kerp (cause Kerp is a tag whore! haha)

Im in the cover of Rolling Stones bitches!

Stole the link from CD's page. Go here to get yourself one too!