Engrand!!

Oman wants to take lessons in English from Malaysia! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! They want to learn to be able to teach their students in schools there. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Motherfuckers gonna regret it!! Seriously man, don't go to a school where the teachers are all prepared before you come. Go randomly! Then you know how fucking sucky TEACHERS in schools can be.

VI is one school you can find teachers who CANT speak proper English. Yes! That school which recently got the heritage status and is a cluster school and is an elite school since its conception.

My Form 6 Bio teachers could not speak English to save their lives. FORM fucking 6!! And my brother (who learnt English and Science since Form 1) said that some teachers used to explain in Malay.

So hoo-fucking-ray!! Come learn Engrand from us. Maybe we'll teach you a thing or two. Like how to say "that's mean" instead of "that means". What's mean till today I dunno. Maybe it was the DNA or the hormones or the ecosystem. Somebody help me and lemme know when you know what "that" means (pun might have been intended)

Bumiputra

Wahhh some dude came up with the idea of making all those who were born after Merdeka (31st August 1957 for you who doesn't know) a Bumiputra. Brilliant fucking idea.

One small problem. My dad was born in March 1957. So he cant get the status. Hahaha!! Kesian my dad.

The Big Fuck You

I recieved this comment from one Unit Siber Malaysia on my previous post:


Amaran kerajaan Malaysia.Anda adalah dilarang berhujah ataupun mengatakan sebarang isu-isu sensitif seperti politik yang bakal menimbulkan persilisihan faham antara rakyat Malaysia.Amaran ini adalah rasmi dan blog anda bakal ditutup sekiranya perkara ini diulangi.Sekian.www.gov.my



Last I heard, isu isu sensitif concerns racial and religious stuff and I have never written anything about the two. Everything else is fair game.


Therefore, by the theory of Big Fuck You, I have conclusively proven my case and you receive a lil something from me, Unit Siber Malaysia: