Updates

1. I've got another prom coming up. Anybody interested in buying tickets or tables, please lemme know.

2. My blog has a follower! I was hoping for some stalker (preferably a stranger, even more preferably a hot stranger chick) but it's only CD, who is a college buddy. She has got some massive stalkers, on facebook, blogger and Yahoo! Messenger. She's got some massive haters too. Dunno why I got none of those. Sokay, when my followers reach 5, I'm starting a religion.

3. My parents found out about my blog. Bloody Google. My mom kept and keeps telling me to be careful about what I write, like Kerp's mom. They both worry about both of us being sent to Kamunting if we diss the morons. My dad on the other hand, has been mentioning my blog to some relatives and friends. And they keep asking for my link, which I'm not gonna give. You think I is stoopid ka? Youse yor branes and fynd mai blokg la. But my dad has pre-warned them that my blog contains shitload of profanities, so hopefully that puts em off.

4. This post contains no profanities. Unless you're the goody goody kind who considers morons and shit to be profanity.