Cock and Bull

I have to know your name/Where have I seen your face before ~ Dream Theater's Forsaken.

Lately, all the newspapers have been covering the Mercs story. If you don't already, here's the 411:

The Terengganu State Government has bought 14 Merc E200 Kompressors. When they're supposed to be using Proton Perdanas. Apparently, in the long run the maintanence of the E200 is cheaper than the Perdanas. And also apparently, one fool had to pay RM 50k for maintanence for the Perdana.

Anywayz, the Federal Government got a lil upset (seeing the fact that they're still stuck with Perdanas) and said No, motherfucker, E200 cant do. And then after some meeting, the PM said that the Mercs are to be used for foreign dignitaries and during special functions.

Now, Im not sure if by foreign dignitaries he meant by dignitaries from other countries or anyone who's not from Terengganu. Despite the Government's warnings, some of these Terengganu fools are using the E200 already.

In all honesty, the thing which pissed me off most was the fact that this bastards think we're fools. Fucker, 50k for Perdana maintainence means the guy took the Perdana for a session of S&M sex. You fucking think we dont drive cars? It's the taxpayer's money which you used to buy the cars you assholes. How about forking out money from your own pockets like the rest of us do??? Bastards all of you!

ps: After a considerably long time, I finally realised-while taking a crap- that the Terengganu MB looks exactly like MAD Magazine's Alfred E. Neuman. The difference is one is fuckin brilliant and the other one is a moron. No prizes for guessing who's who.

The Art of Ruin

And the world shalt be faced with Ruin, and everyone shalt learn the art of it.

Tinesh 6:66

War of the Wor(l)ds

There's has been a war raging in a nation. Two of the most famous people in a country have been arguing and throwing almost literal shit at each other. I'm guessing you all read it somewhere online.

Man, some people are getting tired of this, others are still looking up stories online. These two people have been making declarations and bitching about each other..Fuck, I can't get enough of them. All that drama would make CD really very proud.



Presenting......

pic stolen from kennysia.com..

The Dawn Yang and Xiaxue saga. Blog queens (bimbos tho) having a go at each other...Read more at Dawn Wayang, the Dawn Yang hate site..I'm too lazy to link their original sites, so you be hardworking and look for em yourself.

The reason for this post is simple, I'm sick of watching the fucking circus that is running in Malaysia now, especially with two old GUYS..Here's one with two REALLY HOT girls (Kerp, I know you will have something to say lol)

Spank

I got my ass spanked by a girl today.

When I asked her if I could do the same, she said no.

So much for fuckin gender equality..Bah!