Random-ness

Ever noticed how the best bands always come from Britain. Let me give some examples chronologically:

Late 50's and 60's: Beatles
60's and 70's: Iron Maiden,Judas Priest and my personal faves: Led Zepellin,Deep Purple and The Who
Late 70's and 80's: Duran Duran and David Bowie
90's: Oasis
2000's: Muse, Coldplay, Keane, Franz Ferdinand, and Kaiser Chiefs

Hmm, I wonder why Britain has such huge influx of talented musicians..
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Why does a wussbag band like My Chemical Romance gets to perform here in December when they've only been around for the past 3 years or so?? Why not more established bands like Red Hot Chili Peppers, Foo Fighters, Pearl Jam, and Greenday?? And speaking about these 4 bands, I read sometime ago that Pineapple Records are planning to bring them down. What ever happened to the plan? How come tada news?? At least they can make some pretty good money hosting these 4 bands instead of bringing down a jackass like Kanye West. Apparently he (West) sucked, the show sucked and the turnout sucked as well. Considering that hip-hop and Kanye West has a huge fanbase here, it was a surprise why only 2000 people turned up for the show. How about bringing back bands that have performed here like Incubus (that's only because I missed the Incubus show :P). Pineapple Records, do something!!!
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Now that Manchester United are not allowed to play here in this country, some smartass organizer wants to bring Inter Milan and Barcelona here. Pretty kewl money making move. But I'd rather if Man Utd played. But I do wanna watch Thierry Henry and Ronaldinho play.
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Ever wondered why kamikaze pilots wear helmets??
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Why do Pearl drumkits go along with Sabian cymbals and Tama kits go along with Zildjian??
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Do gays get turned on by looking at their own penis??
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