Howdy you bastards. To those who still visit my blog (as evident by the morons who type weird stuff on google), thanks for sticking by. To those about to rock, I salute you.. errrr.. Whatever.
Anywayz, unless you were living in a fuckin secluded cave in Malaysia (Gua Niah dowh!), you would know that Malaysia has a new PM. Fuck you if you dont. Even my friends who aren't Malaysians and are overseas know (as evident by 3kc's remark: What Najib? Why not what's the other guy's name....errr.. Owh yea! Anwar Ibrahim. She's in US and not a Malaysian. I'm talking crap).
So, this Najib fler (who is he la????) is the new PM. Took over from what's-his-face. So, his incoming Prime Minister-tial speech had something about 1Malaysia. Like, you know, like one Malaysia, one people, one love kinda thing. Very promising shit, I mean stuff. Haven't heard a thing about corruption from him though. Anywayz, alotta people don't want him as he is suspectably (?) involved in some shady shit. Innocent until proven guilty is what I say.
Yea, so ermm, ermm, he wants to make changes. HAH! Bullshit! Liar liar, pants on fire. Argh, I cant remember what I wanted to say (I'm just writing exactly as I think in my head). But but usual la. These politicians. Say all the nice things and then you realise he just fucked you over. No changes seen in the past few weeks he's been in office.
BUT, now the media cannot mention Razak Baginda's name. Oopsy! How silly of me. I just mentioned his name. This Razak fler is a close friend of Najib. And was supposedly involved in said shady shit. And now noone can mention his name about the shady shit. Only must focus (I like it in BM better: FOKUS) on the two policemen who were sentenced to hang. Cheh, no more freedom of media speech. Eh what the fuck am I talking about? Nothing new kan?
Enuff about Najib. This Anwar fler now. Why is he making alotta buy-elections? BY-elections I meant. Fucker. My dad doesn't pay tax for you to make buy elections ok? Pantat. Eh fucker, who you think you are? Enuff la dey. Dah lah my dad can only send me to Aussie and not US and you waste my dad's money for buy elections. Pukipantat. I can go to bledi US and meet Mr Obama and his new dog ok? And you go and spoil it for me. Noone fucking died so why must sack some sonofabeech (italian accent) and force a buy election. And then BN dont wana fight now summore. Haiz
Your demand for attention something something according to Honestly - Tempered Mental which I'm currently listening. Your bloody demand for attention. The Tempered Mental girl says you and I should be happy and free now, beautiful somehow. You go and make things ugly for what? And Black Label - Lamb of God says something I cant fucking understand even with the lyrics. So why why why?
Fuck you all. I'm layaning the tipsyness as I write this. Dont fucking wonder anymore why I can crap better than you. Because I'm fucking awesome. I fucking rock the world and all you can do is sit down and wank or suck cock. Which I'm pretty sure you're amazing at. I should start blogging more often. Problem is I'm feeling like a Freak on a Leash and I can see, I can see I'm going Blind - KoRn. Jacob Dylan tried turning the engine, but the engine didn't turn. And he lost his only friend. Poor fler.
Finals are on and one last paper to go before Langkawi (hopefully). I miss Tai Ti and I had a weird dream about Left 4 Dead after playing it. My life fucking rocks. So I'm not complaining. Owh the tipsyness rocks better :D
ps: Banana banana banana terracota banana terracota terracota pie yo!! I'm in the Viscinity of Obscenity :D
pps: If you wanna comment, dont fucking tell me I dont make sense. I would know when I read this tomorrow :D
ppps: Love you bastards
Sunday, 19 April 2009
Tuesday, 24 March 2009
Matahari Meletup Part the 2nd Review.. of sorts
Where do I begin? Where do I begin? My neck hurts like a bitch, my voice is partially gone, I'm officially burnt out and I hold KoRn liable for all these. Not like I'm complaining. But more on that later. Lemme begin from the beginning, which was Sunburst 08.
One year ago, during the first Sunburst, my friends and I made the pilgrimage to Bukit Kiara Equestrian Club. But not before some dramas and detours. A journey that started at 230 when Greg picked me up from my place. Along the way, we decided to drive all the fucking way to Seri Kembangan to collect some tickets from Sudar's friend. And when we finally get to Bukit Kiara at around 4 or 5 (I cant recall), it was raining pretty heavily and Sudar made the mistake of winding down Greg's car window which could not be wound back.
So, we headed out from the car park after 10 mins and paying 10 bucks and went to Plaza Damas to try and fix the window. We finally gave up and Greg took the car to the mechanic and came back a few hours later. All these were last year.
This year's Sunburst had some drama too. From friends who pulled out last minute, same friends who were supposed to buy tickets from some of us, to... well just that la. Friends who were supposed to buy tickets but pulled out last minute. Anyhooo, this time around there were only four of us who made the pilgrimage; Greg, Ronald, Kenneth and I.
We got there at 7pm, peak concert hour, and were in time to watch local act Estranged perform. Well, nothing much to say for Estranged as they performed some really nice songs which varied between fast and slow songs. I entered my first mosh pit for the day. Right after they finished playing, Indon band Nidji were next at the stage next to it. (6 stages in all, main stages were Sky and Sun) Nidji are what I would call a disco rock outfit. Jumpy riffs and dance-able songs. And in case you think they sound familiar, their song Shadows is the promo song for Heroes.
Me, Greg and Kenneth left Nidji when we thought they were at their last song and went to the Sky stage next to it to wait for possibly the best band in Malaysia, Butterfingers. After waiting for Nidji to finish a few more songs, Butterfingers came on. Needless to say, they rocked the crowd that day... NOT!!!
Butterfingers played a very very disappointing set. Only one or two songs were fast and the crowd were not even moshing. And when the crowd requested for Chemistry Between Us, Emmet refused by saying that they played the song only last week at Istana Budaya. What the fuck man?!! So, after a disappointing set, the four of us leave to makan while this band called Agrikulture (origins I dunno) played some pretty kewl 80s disco shit.
When we got back, it was time for NERD and needless to say, they rocked the crowd. For fuckin real. I was pleasantly surprised at the energy of the songs and band which got everyone moving. At one point, Pharell Williams sounded a photographer for pushing back the crowd and threatened to get off the stage if he does it again. And what they did next was just plain kewl. They called up a number of guys from the crowd to "lose their minds" on stage with them. And then after a few songs, they called up the girls. This guys really know how to entertain a crowd so hats off to them tho I dont listen to their songs.
A few songs before NERD ended, we left Ronald again to the Sun stage where KoRn was set to play. After waiting for about 15 mins after NERD finished their set, KoRn comes on stage and starts kicking things off. The fuckin crowd goes fuckin wild and everyone starts moshing and headbanging. I was fighting back tears for the first two or three songs, as I was pretty overwhelmed and still could not believe the fact that I was watching KoRn in KL. KoRn performed mostly their old songs, namely, -in no particular order- Clown, Faget, Shoots and Ladders, Right Now and the usual crowd faves, Freak on a Leash and Blind. After a massive one hour set, Jonathan Davis said goodbye and promised that it wouldn't take them another 15 years to come back here.
Now, a note to politicians. You say you still need to govern us according to our races?? I say you should have been at Sunburst when I had a Malay and a Chinese guy next to me, hands on shoulders and headbanging together. No, I'm not making that up. It happened quite a number of times. And after every moshing and headbanging, those involved hugged another person regardless of their race, colour, religion or whatever. Everytime I go to a concert, I see the true face of Malaysia when people regardless of ethnicity mosh and have fun together. So fuck you.
ps: Greg and I pwned the mosh crowd at Sunburst due to our experience in the more violent mosh pits of Rock The World. All you get in Sunburst is pushing and shoving and you can last as long as the mosh goes on (which is very short by the way). RTW on the other hand, everyone goes legs and fists first and you can barely last a few minutes in the mosh let alone for an entire song.
pps: Here are some pics of the night. And a video not taken by me.
Kenneth, Greg, and me.
KoRn live a Sunburst KL 09.
Ronald, Kenneth and me
KoRn performing Freak on a Leash. Not great video quality but you can hear them. :D
A treat to those of you who were there and for those who were not. I did not take this video. I took a video of the beatbox part on Freak on a Leash but it has no sound when I play it on my pc. I'll try to post it up soon.
One year ago, during the first Sunburst, my friends and I made the pilgrimage to Bukit Kiara Equestrian Club. But not before some dramas and detours. A journey that started at 230 when Greg picked me up from my place. Along the way, we decided to drive all the fucking way to Seri Kembangan to collect some tickets from Sudar's friend. And when we finally get to Bukit Kiara at around 4 or 5 (I cant recall), it was raining pretty heavily and Sudar made the mistake of winding down Greg's car window which could not be wound back.
So, we headed out from the car park after 10 mins and paying 10 bucks and went to Plaza Damas to try and fix the window. We finally gave up and Greg took the car to the mechanic and came back a few hours later. All these were last year.
This year's Sunburst had some drama too. From friends who pulled out last minute, same friends who were supposed to buy tickets from some of us, to... well just that la. Friends who were supposed to buy tickets but pulled out last minute. Anyhooo, this time around there were only four of us who made the pilgrimage; Greg, Ronald, Kenneth and I.
We got there at 7pm, peak concert hour, and were in time to watch local act Estranged perform. Well, nothing much to say for Estranged as they performed some really nice songs which varied between fast and slow songs. I entered my first mosh pit for the day. Right after they finished playing, Indon band Nidji were next at the stage next to it. (6 stages in all, main stages were Sky and Sun) Nidji are what I would call a disco rock outfit. Jumpy riffs and dance-able songs. And in case you think they sound familiar, their song Shadows is the promo song for Heroes.
Me, Greg and Kenneth left Nidji when we thought they were at their last song and went to the Sky stage next to it to wait for possibly the best band in Malaysia, Butterfingers. After waiting for Nidji to finish a few more songs, Butterfingers came on. Needless to say, they rocked the crowd that day... NOT!!!
Butterfingers played a very very disappointing set. Only one or two songs were fast and the crowd were not even moshing. And when the crowd requested for Chemistry Between Us, Emmet refused by saying that they played the song only last week at Istana Budaya. What the fuck man?!! So, after a disappointing set, the four of us leave to makan while this band called Agrikulture (origins I dunno) played some pretty kewl 80s disco shit.
When we got back, it was time for NERD and needless to say, they rocked the crowd. For fuckin real. I was pleasantly surprised at the energy of the songs and band which got everyone moving. At one point, Pharell Williams sounded a photographer for pushing back the crowd and threatened to get off the stage if he does it again. And what they did next was just plain kewl. They called up a number of guys from the crowd to "lose their minds" on stage with them. And then after a few songs, they called up the girls. This guys really know how to entertain a crowd so hats off to them tho I dont listen to their songs.
A few songs before NERD ended, we left Ronald again to the Sun stage where KoRn was set to play. After waiting for about 15 mins after NERD finished their set, KoRn comes on stage and starts kicking things off. The fuckin crowd goes fuckin wild and everyone starts moshing and headbanging. I was fighting back tears for the first two or three songs, as I was pretty overwhelmed and still could not believe the fact that I was watching KoRn in KL. KoRn performed mostly their old songs, namely, -in no particular order- Clown, Faget, Shoots and Ladders, Right Now and the usual crowd faves, Freak on a Leash and Blind. After a massive one hour set, Jonathan Davis said goodbye and promised that it wouldn't take them another 15 years to come back here.
Now, a note to politicians. You say you still need to govern us according to our races?? I say you should have been at Sunburst when I had a Malay and a Chinese guy next to me, hands on shoulders and headbanging together. No, I'm not making that up. It happened quite a number of times. And after every moshing and headbanging, those involved hugged another person regardless of their race, colour, religion or whatever. Everytime I go to a concert, I see the true face of Malaysia when people regardless of ethnicity mosh and have fun together. So fuck you.
ps: Greg and I pwned the mosh crowd at Sunburst due to our experience in the more violent mosh pits of Rock The World. All you get in Sunburst is pushing and shoving and you can last as long as the mosh goes on (which is very short by the way). RTW on the other hand, everyone goes legs and fists first and you can barely last a few minutes in the mosh let alone for an entire song.
pps: Here are some pics of the night. And a video not taken by me.
Kenneth, Greg, and me.
KoRn live a Sunburst KL 09.
Ronald, Kenneth and me
KoRn performing Freak on a Leash. Not great video quality but you can hear them. :D
A treat to those of you who were there and for those who were not. I did not take this video. I took a video of the beatbox part on Freak on a Leash but it has no sound when I play it on my pc. I'll try to post it up soon.
Monday, 16 March 2009
Matahari Meletup Part the 2nd
So, another year has come by and therefore another year for Sunburst. Last year's line-up was awesome with the like of Incubus, George Clinton and P-Funk, The Roots, John Legend etc etc and when I heard the news that the only "band" which confirmed their attendance was NERD and Coldplay was a "maybe", I decided not to go.
By then, shitloadsa people had bought the early bird tickets and that was all because the thought Coldplay was coming. Stupid fucks, dunno the difference between "maybe" and confirm. Since Coldplay and NERD aren't our (me and my friends), we decided not to go. Until Greg's party. That day I saw the Sunburst ad in the newspapers and I saw the face of Jonathan Davis. That's one face I would love to see live and therefore started spreading the message that KoRn was playing this year. I mean fuckin KoRn man, KORRRRNNNNNNN!!!!
So, thanks to Double J and the Xpax promo, me and my friends are going to Sunburst. For the sole reason of KoRn. And also Butterfingers.
Hopefully, someone sponsors Kerp a ticket and then I can rock out with the fler. To sponsor Kerp's ticket, please visit here.
And I'm also hoping that I come back from Sunburst with another man-crush on KoRn like I had with Incubus last year.
ps: Lamb of God played in Aussie then in Jakarta. It's like they dunno a piece of land between Thailand and Singapore exists. A big Fuck You to all those who wont let metal bands play here. FUCK YOU again.
By then, shitloadsa people had bought the early bird tickets and that was all because the thought Coldplay was coming. Stupid fucks, dunno the difference between "maybe" and confirm. Since Coldplay and NERD aren't our (me and my friends), we decided not to go. Until Greg's party. That day I saw the Sunburst ad in the newspapers and I saw the face of Jonathan Davis. That's one face I would love to see live and therefore started spreading the message that KoRn was playing this year. I mean fuckin KoRn man, KORRRRNNNNNNN!!!!
So, thanks to Double J and the Xpax promo, me and my friends are going to Sunburst. For the sole reason of KoRn. And also Butterfingers.
Hopefully, someone sponsors Kerp a ticket and then I can rock out with the fler. To sponsor Kerp's ticket, please visit here.
And I'm also hoping that I come back from Sunburst with another man-crush on KoRn like I had with Incubus last year.
ps: Lamb of God played in Aussie then in Jakarta. It's like they dunno a piece of land between Thailand and Singapore exists. A big Fuck You to all those who wont let metal bands play here. FUCK YOU again.
Friday, 20 February 2009
Take it to the bridge.. Err streets
As I was flipping thru The Star this beautiful morning, (Friday, 20th Feb) I happened to see an article about Hishamuddin advising the youth to not take protests to the streets. He said something about doing it in a closed environment. Cant really remember. And he also said this: Taking it to the streets is not the BN way.
May I remind you, dear sir, that your grampaw took it to the streets when protesting against Malayan Union. So no more bullshit about how street protests aren't the way to go and also to do it behind closed doors cause man, that's just bullshit. You know damn well the youth wont get police permit to organize a protest, let alone behind closed doors.
Speaking of behind closed doors, why is everyone making a big fuss that Eli Wong allowed a man into her room? I mean seriously, you think just because we're Malaysians, we cant have pre marital sex? No matter how many "raids" you conduct, you cant stop raging hormones man. Like, dont you have wives and sisters who go beserk when they're imbalanced? Hormonally I mean. But yea, no person in this world is allowed to judge someone else morally (orally, I dunno but that's for another day). Because morality like art and music is subjective. So you (yea you toyol) should have not shot your mouth about how it is morally wrong for her to have a man in her room. Dont impose your shit on others. Cause they might throw the shit back at your botox-ed face.
I've got a 2000 word essay due in a few hours and I still havent completed it. Till the next time,my dwindling readers.
ps: Fucking Gutterpost is temporarily shut down because they posted Eli Wong's pics. I'm lacking from candid-celebrity-nudity. I WAAAAANTT!!!!!!!
May I remind you, dear sir, that your grampaw took it to the streets when protesting against Malayan Union. So no more bullshit about how street protests aren't the way to go and also to do it behind closed doors cause man, that's just bullshit. You know damn well the youth wont get police permit to organize a protest, let alone behind closed doors.
Speaking of behind closed doors, why is everyone making a big fuss that Eli Wong allowed a man into her room? I mean seriously, you think just because we're Malaysians, we cant have pre marital sex? No matter how many "raids" you conduct, you cant stop raging hormones man. Like, dont you have wives and sisters who go beserk when they're imbalanced? Hormonally I mean. But yea, no person in this world is allowed to judge someone else morally (orally, I dunno but that's for another day). Because morality like art and music is subjective. So you (yea you toyol) should have not shot your mouth about how it is morally wrong for her to have a man in her room. Dont impose your shit on others. Cause they might throw the shit back at your botox-ed face.
I've got a 2000 word essay due in a few hours and I still havent completed it. Till the next time,my dwindling readers.
ps: Fucking Gutterpost is temporarily shut down because they posted Eli Wong's pics. I'm lacking from candid-celebrity-nudity. I WAAAAANTT!!!!!!!
Saturday, 7 February 2009
Thursday, 29 January 2009
How To Speak Thru Your Ass
Lesson one: Find a good role model. Anyone from BN can speak thru their asses. Very well too.
Lesson two: Say stuff like, "dont make a criminal a hero".
Lesson three: Smile like your momma told you to when people start asking you questions.
Lesson four: End of lesson. Now go forth and be stupid
ps: Those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, Mr Home Minister told the public not to make the dude who died in police custody a hero. He said that he's (the dude) a police suspect and therefore is a criminal. I dunno if he runs his own court, but courts throughout the world say that " a person is innocent till proven otherwise". Dunno where Mr Home Minister learnt his shit from.
pps: He makes an awesome role model btw :D
Lesson two: Say stuff like, "dont make a criminal a hero".
Lesson three: Smile like your momma told you to when people start asking you questions.
Lesson four: End of lesson. Now go forth and be stupid
ps: Those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, Mr Home Minister told the public not to make the dude who died in police custody a hero. He said that he's (the dude) a police suspect and therefore is a criminal. I dunno if he runs his own court, but courts throughout the world say that " a person is innocent till proven otherwise". Dunno where Mr Home Minister learnt his shit from.
pps: He makes an awesome role model btw :D
Tuesday, 27 January 2009
Errrrr
Errrr. I have lost the passion to blog. I think, rather I hope it's temporary.
Happy New Year, Gong Xi Fa Cai and happy birthday to all those concerned.
By the way, I am planning on starting a new blog. One which is dedicated completely to Rock n Roll. Planning on including lessons, reviews, tip of the week and such. Anybody who is interested in collaborating, let me know.
ps: Due to some unforseen circumstance, my lcd in my car had a meltdown and has gone to see a shrink. I'll post the pics of the pimped up Viva when it gets back
Cheers motherfuckers!
Happy New Year, Gong Xi Fa Cai and happy birthday to all those concerned.
By the way, I am planning on starting a new blog. One which is dedicated completely to Rock n Roll. Planning on including lessons, reviews, tip of the week and such. Anybody who is interested in collaborating, let me know.
ps: Due to some unforseen circumstance, my lcd in my car had a meltdown and has gone to see a shrink. I'll post the pics of the pimped up Viva when it gets back
Cheers motherfuckers!
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