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Holy Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! :D

2009-09-26T22:51:00.002+08:00

A must watch by musicians and non musicians alike!

The "Assasination" of CSL

2009-08-27T02:54:00.003+08:00

Waliao! Chua Soi Lek got sacked from MCA! For "damaging the party's reputation". After a year and a half. So what if he had an affair? The only problem with the whole thing was him being caught doing it (pun, again, maybe intended, maybe not).

And this fler is supposedly the biggest threat to the MCA president. Talk about taking a leaf outta the pages of The Godfather. Eliminate your threat. Like how Michael takes out Moe Greene, Barzini and Tattaglia. And I thought I was fanatical about The Godfather, having read the original and the 2 spin-offs, watched the trilogy and played the first game!

And this means the opposition will prolly wait at the sidelines, sticking out their necks, waiting for him to bukake on them. But he replied with a "flat no" when asked if he was joining the opposition. Why flat? I personally would like a loud resounding NO. Preferably in B#. But then again, that's what she said* :P

* That's what she said is currently THE comeback in the US of A and meant in a sexual way. I dont get it. I think I used it right though.

Confused

2009-08-14T00:00:00.002+08:00

How does a person born and raised in Japan for 15 years considered a Malaysian even if his parents were?

My cousins from England aren't Malaysians though my aunties are. So this kid is being claimed simply because he played for a top Jap football club and now training at Sao Paolo, Brazil?

So very "Malaysian" to claim everything as ours. Remember Vijay Singh a few years ago?

Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes?

2009-07-20T03:32:00.002+08:00

The above is a Latin phrase from Juvenal, a Roman poet.

It translates to Who Will Guard The Guards?

Think MACC and think the phrase.

Your Country Needs YOU!!!!!

2009-07-13T04:25:00.003+08:00

"Ask not what the country can do for you, but ask what you can do for the country" - JFK-

So this is only patriotic to an extend. But yea, Malaysia needs us. According to Malaysiakini according to some UN study, the country's birthrate has fallen from 3.6 to 2.6.

Where do I sign up????

Musical Interlude

2009-07-08T03:13:00.003+08:00

Two bands this time around. One is a blues rock artist called Joe Bonamassa. This fler plays the guitar and his playing sounds like another blues maestro, Eric Johnson. Saw his article in Seeva's old guitar magazine and decided to youtube his videos (always the best place to check out songs). And this was the first song we came across and it's called The Ballad of John Henry.

Massively heavy blues rock and fuckin awesome vocals and this is one song that blew me away the first time around. This song is a cover of a very old song though. But I love the way Bonamassa brings his own thing into the song.

The next band is one which I found out only by reading The Star. It's a superband with Chili Peppers' drummer Chad Smith, guitar virtuoso Joe Satriani, and Sammy Hagar and Mike Anthony, both former members of Van Halen. This band is called Chickenfoot. No shit. I kid you not.

Some of the songs I checked out (again) on youtube were pretty awesome. If you're expecting a Joe Satch show or a Van Halen or a RHCP show, this is not it. Joe Satch holds back alot and doesnt show off much, though same cant be said for Chado (who btw is my biggest drumming influence) because it's well, Chad. Songs are a mix of rock and roll and there are traces of funk, possibly due to Chad's drumming. Currently the top independant band on Billboard, I think this is a big middle finger/big fuck you to all other rock bands who are posers. Here's a song called Oh Yeah!

ps: A small announcement. Andy Timmons will be having a guitar clinic at Bentley at The Curve on I can't remember when. So if any guitarists are reading this, here's a lil something for you.

Engraaaaaaand Part 2

2009-06-11T16:59:00.002+08:00

So, somebody had a revelation about how students don't need to pass English to receive their SPM certs. I mean like wtf?? You dint know??? Dint your nephews and nieces tell you?? Apa la uncle??

And apparently they don't teach English grammar in school, only conversational English. Yes, we are a great society that's teaching our kids to give directions to Mat Sallehs to Petaling Street, to sell the same Mat Sallehs pornos and cheapo watches and ordering "chicken rice" instead of "kai fan" and fried noodles instead of mee goreng.

I seriously never knew that English grammar wasn't being taught in schools. No I dont have nephews and nieces. And to top it all off, we have certain quarters who do not want English to be a compulsory pass in SPM. I cant remember what's-his-face but he is the President for the Movement To Abolish Teaching in English thingy and he said something along the lines of :

If the student passes all the subjects, but not English, then he fails his SPM. He becomes a victim of English colonisation.

How the fuck does someone becomes a "victim" of English "colonisation" if he doesn't pass the paper??? Colonisation?? Really?? If a student can pass all other papers (which he most probably answered in English anyway) then you're telling me he cant fucking pass English??? It doesnt involve calculus, or Newton's Laws, or Boyle's Law, or the fucking ecosystem for god's sake!!!! Colonisation my ass. Please dont use words that are too big for you.

Why are we being retrogressive? Why call for the abolishment of the universal language? How do you expect us to keep up with the world when everything else is in English??? From Facebook to the Internet programmes, ALL English. Your dumbass of an opinion (that's right! I'm calling you a fucking dumbass for having an opinion) is gonna produce generations and generations of people who are gonna have "no face" when it comes to international setting.

These people fucking DISGUST me.

Engrand!!

2009-05-24T01:53:00.003+08:00

Oman wants to take lessons in English from Malaysia! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! They want to learn to be able to teach their students in schools there. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Motherfuckers gonna regret it!! Seriously man, don't go to a school where the teachers are all prepared before you come. Go randomly! Then you know how fucking sucky TEACHERS in schools can be.

VI is one school you can find teachers who CANT speak proper English. Yes! That school which recently got the heritage status and is a cluster school and is an elite school since its conception.

My Form 6 Bio teachers could not speak English to save their lives. FORM fucking 6!! And my brother (who learnt English and Science since Form 1) said that some teachers used to explain in Malay.

So hoo-fucking-ray!! Come learn Engrand from us. Maybe we'll teach you a thing or two. Like how to say "that's mean" instead of "that means". What's mean till today I dunno. Maybe it was the DNA or the hormones or the ecosystem. Somebody help me and lemme know when you know what "that" means (pun might have been intended)

Bumiputra

2009-05-24T01:19:00.003+08:00

Wahhh some dude came up with the idea of making all those who were born after Merdeka (31st August 1957 for you who doesn't know) a Bumiputra. Brilliant fucking idea.

One small problem. My dad was born in March 1957. So he cant get the status. Hahaha!! Kesian my dad.

The Big Fuck You

2009-05-07T20:23:00.003+08:00

I recieved this comment from one Unit Siber Malaysia on my previous post:

Amaran kerajaan Malaysia.Anda adalah dilarang berhujah ataupun mengatakan sebarang isu-isu sensitif seperti politik yang bakal menimbulkan persilisihan faham antara rakyat Malaysia.Amaran ini adalah rasmi dan blog anda bakal ditutup sekiranya perkara ini diulangi.Sekian.www.gov.my

Last I heard, isu isu sensitif concerns racial and religious stuff and I have never written anything about the two. Everything else is fair game.

Therefore, by the theory of Big Fuck You, I have conclusively proven my case and you receive a lil something from me, Unit Siber Malaysia:

Another Day, Another Gig

2009-04-27T20:13:00.003+08:00

Bleeding Edge played another gig on Saturday 25th April at IACT Street Party in PJ. Yeap, I didn't say anything because we only found out on Thursday and I had half an hour to find a singer. Which I did. I'm proud of my persuading skillz. :D Plus I had my last paper for finals on Friday and right after that hit the studio to jam.

The organizers said we cant swear or anything and so we decided to play radio stuff and plus only Sudar knows the lyrics to Condom Song and he's in Asstralia. I managed to rope in Ronald, a friend from high school and has this grungy voice. Like 3 Doors Down fler.

After a total of 5 hours of jamming, this is the product.

We kicked it off pretty slow and this is Here Without You and it sounds horrible because none of us instrument flers are used to playing something so slow.

This is a Justin Timberlake song played instrumental and we decided to play this only an hour before the show.

This is Radiohead's Creep. Seeva unrealizingly shows the middle finger with his strumming hand at about 1:25 and lookout for a chinese guy giving a CREEPY look.

This song belongs to Unbinded Saviour, Seeva's old band for which he was the bassist. It's another instrumental and pretty short and we're working on it to make it longer. Stim song moment when I start whacking the drums.

As always a crowd pleaser. Changed the ending abit. Realized now should have been better. Look out for the Creep chinese guy in orange.

I wasn't too happy with the drumset provided as it sounded like shit overall especially the snare and the secondary crash and hi hat had some mounting problems. But the amps and monitors were excellent.

All in all, not our best show but that's what 5 hours worth of practise would do to you.

New Age Upon Us

2009-04-19T02:50:00.004+08:00

Howdy you bastards. To those who still visit my blog (as evident by the morons who type weird stuff on google), thanks for sticking by. To those about to rock, I salute you.. errrr.. Whatever.

Anywayz, unless you were living in a fuckin secluded cave in Malaysia (Gua Niah dowh!), you would know that Malaysia has a new PM. Fuck you if you dont. Even my friends who aren't Malaysians and are overseas know (as evident by 3kc's remark: What Najib? Why not what's the other guy's name....errr.. Owh yea! Anwar Ibrahim. She's in US and not a Malaysian. I'm talking crap).

So, this Najib fler (who is he la????) is the new PM. Took over from what's-his-face. So, his incoming Prime Minister-tial speech had something about 1Malaysia. Like, you know, like one Malaysia, one people, one love kinda thing. Very promising shit, I mean stuff. Haven't heard a thing about corruption from him though. Anywayz, alotta people don't want him as he is suspectably (?) involved in some shady shit. Innocent until proven guilty is what I say.

Yea, so ermm, ermm, he wants to make changes. HAH! Bullshit! Liar liar, pants on fire. Argh, I cant remember what I wanted to say (I'm just writing exactly as I think in my head). But but usual la. These politicians. Say all the nice things and then you realise he just fucked you over. No changes seen in the past few weeks he's been in office.

BUT, now the media cannot mention Razak Baginda's name. Oopsy! How silly of me. I just mentioned his name. This Razak fler is a close friend of Najib. And was supposedly involved in said shady shit. And now noone can mention his name about the shady shit. Only must focus (I like it in BM better: FOKUS) on the two policemen who were sentenced to hang. Cheh, no more freedom of media speech. Eh what the fuck am I talking about? Nothing new kan?

Enuff about Najib. This Anwar fler now. Why is he making alotta buy-elections? BY-elections I meant. Fucker. My dad doesn't pay tax for you to make buy elections ok? Pantat. Eh fucker, who you think you are? Enuff la dey. Dah lah my dad can only send me to Aussie and not US and you waste my dad's money for buy elections. Pukipantat. I can go to bledi US and meet Mr Obama and his new dog ok? And you go and spoil it for me. Noone fucking died so why must sack some sonofabeech (italian accent) and force a buy election. And then BN dont wana fight now summore. Haiz

Your demand for attention something something according to Honestly - Tempered Mental which I'm currently listening. Your bloody demand for attention. The Tempered Mental girl says you and I should be happy and free now, beautiful somehow. You go and make things ugly for what? And Black Label - Lamb of God says something I cant fucking understand even with the lyrics. So why why why?

Fuck you all. I'm layaning the tipsyness as I write this. Dont fucking wonder anymore why I can crap better than you. Because I'm fucking awesome. I fucking rock the world and all you can do is sit down and wank or suck cock. Which I'm pretty sure you're amazing at. I should start blogging more often. Problem is I'm feeling like a Freak on a Leash and I can see, I can see I'm going Blind - KoRn. Jacob Dylan tried turning the engine, but the engine didn't turn. And he lost his only friend. Poor fler.

Finals are on and one last paper to go before Langkawi (hopefully). I miss Tai Ti and I had a weird dream about Left 4 Dead after playing it. My life fucking rocks. So I'm not complaining. Owh the tipsyness rocks better :D

ps: Banana banana banana terracota banana terracota terracota pie yo!! I'm in the Viscinity of Obscenity :D

pps: If you wanna comment, dont fucking tell me I dont make sense. I would know when I read this tomorrow :D

ppps: Love you bastards

Matahari Meletup Part the 2nd Review.. of sorts

2009-03-24T01:29:00.005+08:00

Where do I begin? Where do I begin? My neck hurts like a bitch, my voice is partially gone, I'm officially burnt out and I hold KoRn liable for all these. Not like I'm complaining. But more on that later. Lemme begin from the beginning, which was Sunburst 08.

One year ago, during the first Sunburst, my friends and I made the pilgrimage to Bukit Kiara Equestrian Club. But not before some dramas and detours. A journey that started at 230 when Greg picked me up from my place. Along the way, we decided to drive all the fucking way to Seri Kembangan to collect some tickets from Sudar's friend. And when we finally get to Bukit Kiara at around 4 or 5 (I cant recall), it was raining pretty heavily and Sudar made the mistake of winding down Greg's car window which could not be wound back.

So, we headed out from the car park after 10 mins and paying 10 bucks and went to Plaza Damas to try and fix the window. We finally gave up and Greg took the car to the mechanic and came back a few hours later. All these were last year.

This year's Sunburst had some drama too. From friends who pulled out last minute, same friends who were supposed to buy tickets from some of us, to... well just that la. Friends who were supposed to buy tickets but pulled out last minute. Anyhooo, this time around there were only four of us who made the pilgrimage; Greg, Ronald, Kenneth and I.

We got there at 7pm, peak concert hour, and were in time to watch local act Estranged perform. Well, nothing much to say for Estranged as they performed some really nice songs which varied between fast and slow songs. I entered my first mosh pit for the day. Right after they finished playing, Indon band Nidji were next at the stage next to it. (6 stages in all, main stages were Sky and Sun) Nidji are what I would call a disco rock outfit. Jumpy riffs and dance-able songs. And in case you think they sound familiar, their song Shadows is the promo song for Heroes.

Me, Greg and Kenneth left Nidji when we thought they were at their last song and went to the Sky stage next to it to wait for possibly the best band in Malaysia, Butterfingers. After waiting for Nidji to finish a few more songs, Butterfingers came on. Needless to say, they rocked the crowd that day... NOT!!!

Butterfingers played a very very disappointing set. Only one or two songs were fast and the crowd were not even moshing. And when the crowd requested for Chemistry Between Us, Emmet refused by saying that they played the song only last week at Istana Budaya. What the fuck man?!! So, after a disappointing set, the four of us leave to makan while this band called Agrikulture (origins I dunno) played some pretty kewl 80s disco shit.

When we got back, it was time for NERD and needless to say, they rocked the crowd. For fuckin real. I was pleasantly surprised at the energy of the songs and band which got everyone moving. At one point, Pharell Williams sounded a photographer for pushing back the crowd and threatened to get off the stage if he does it again. And what they did next was just plain kewl. They called up a number of guys from the crowd to "lose their minds" on stage with them. And then after a few songs, they called up the girls. This guys really know how to entertain a crowd so hats off to them tho I dont listen to their songs.

A few songs before NERD ended, we left Ronald again to the Sun stage where KoRn was set to play. After waiting for about 15 mins after NERD finished their set, KoRn comes on stage and starts kicking things off. The fuckin crowd goes fuckin wild and everyone starts moshing and headbanging. I was fighting back tears for the first two or three songs, as I was pretty overwhelmed and still could not believe the fact that I was watching KoRn in KL. KoRn performed mostly their old songs, namely, -in no particular order- Clown, Faget, Shoots and Ladders, Right Now and the usual crowd faves, Freak on a Leash and Blind. After a massive one hour set, Jonathan Davis said goodbye and promised that it wouldn't take them another 15 years to come back here.

Now, a note to politicians. You say you still need to govern us according to our races?? I say you should have been at Sunburst when I had a Malay and a Chinese guy next to me, hands on shoulders and headbanging together. No, I'm not making that up. It happened quite a number of times. And after every moshing and headbanging, those involved hugged another person regardless of their race, colour, religion or whatever. Everytime I go to a concert, I see the true face of Malaysia when people regardless of ethnicity mosh and have fun together. So fuck you.

ps: Greg and I pwned the mosh crowd at Sunburst due to our experience in the more violent mosh pits of Rock The World. All you get in Sunburst is pushing and shoving and you can last as long as the mosh goes on (which is very short by the way). RTW on the other hand, everyone goes legs and fists first and you can barely last a few minutes in the mosh let alone for an entire song.

pps: Here are some pics of the night. And a video not taken by me.

Kenneth, Greg, and me.

KoRn live a Sunburst KL 09.

Ronald, Kenneth and me

KoRn performing Freak on a Leash. Not great video quality but you can hear them. :D

A treat to those of you who were there and for those who were not. I did not take this video. I took a video of the beatbox part on Freak on a Leash but it has no sound when I play it on my pc. I'll try to post it up soon.

Matahari Meletup Part the 2nd

2009-03-16T20:29:00.003+08:00

So, another year has come by and therefore another year for Sunburst. Last year's line-up was awesome with the like of Incubus, George Clinton and P-Funk, The Roots, John Legend etc etc and when I heard the news that the only "band" which confirmed their attendance was NERD and Coldplay was a "maybe", I decided not to go.

By then, shitloadsa people had bought the early bird tickets and that was all because the thought Coldplay was coming. Stupid fucks, dunno the difference between "maybe" and confirm. Since Coldplay and NERD aren't our (me and my friends), we decided not to go. Until Greg's party. That day I saw the Sunburst ad in the newspapers and I saw the face of Jonathan Davis. That's one face I would love to see live and therefore started spreading the message that KoRn was playing this year. I mean fuckin KoRn man, KORRRRNNNNNNN!!!!

So, thanks to Double J and the Xpax promo, me and my friends are going to Sunburst. For the sole reason of KoRn. And also Butterfingers.

Hopefully, someone sponsors Kerp a ticket and then I can rock out with the fler. To sponsor Kerp's ticket, please visit here.

And I'm also hoping that I come back from Sunburst with another man-crush on KoRn like I had with Incubus last year.

ps: Lamb of God played in Aussie then in Jakarta. It's like they dunno a piece of land between Thailand and Singapore exists. A big Fuck You to all those who wont let metal bands play here. FUCK YOU again.

Take it to the bridge.. Err streets

2009-02-20T10:00:00.004+08:00

As I was flipping thru The Star this beautiful morning, (Friday, 20th Feb) I happened to see an article about Hishamuddin advising the youth to not take protests to the streets. He said something about doing it in a closed environment. Cant really remember. And he also said this: Taking it to the streets is not the BN way.

May I remind you, dear sir, that your grampaw took it to the streets when protesting against Malayan Union. So no more bullshit about how street protests aren't the way to go and also to do it behind closed doors cause man, that's just bullshit. You know damn well the youth wont get police permit to organize a protest, let alone behind closed doors.

Speaking of behind closed doors, why is everyone making a big fuss that Eli Wong allowed a man into her room? I mean seriously, you think just because we're Malaysians, we cant have pre marital sex? No matter how many "raids" you conduct, you cant stop raging hormones man. Like, dont you have wives and sisters who go beserk when they're imbalanced? Hormonally I mean. But yea, no person in this world is allowed to judge someone else morally (orally, I dunno but that's for another day). Because morality like art and music is subjective. So you (yea you toyol) should have not shot your mouth about how it is morally wrong for her to have a man in her room. Dont impose your shit on others. Cause they might throw the shit back at your botox-ed face.

I've got a 2000 word essay due in a few hours and I still havent completed it. Till the next time,my dwindling readers.

ps: Fucking Gutterpost is temporarily shut down because they posted Eli Wong's pics. I'm lacking from candid-celebrity-nudity. I WAAAAANTT!!!!!!!

Excuse me, while I light my spliff

2009-02-07T04:01:00.002+08:00

Damn son, fler has the best laugh in the world. Stoners rock!!

How To Speak Thru Your Ass

2009-01-29T19:59:00.003+08:00

Lesson one: Find a good role model. Anyone from BN can speak thru their asses. Very well too.

Lesson two: Say stuff like, "dont make a criminal a hero".

Lesson three: Smile like your momma told you to when people start asking you questions.

Lesson four: End of lesson. Now go forth and be stupid

ps: Those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, Mr Home Minister told the public not to make the dude who died in police custody a hero. He said that he's (the dude) a police suspect and therefore is a criminal. I dunno if he runs his own court, but courts throughout the world say that " a person is innocent till proven otherwise". Dunno where Mr Home Minister learnt his shit from.

pps: He makes an awesome role model btw :D

Errrrr

2009-01-27T03:18:00.002+08:00

Errrr. I have lost the passion to blog. I think, rather I hope it's temporary.

Happy New Year, Gong Xi Fa Cai and happy birthday to all those concerned.

By the way, I am planning on starting a new blog. One which is dedicated completely to Rock n Roll. Planning on including lessons, reviews, tip of the week and such. Anybody who is interested in collaborating, let me know.

ps: Due to some unforseen circumstance, my lcd in my car had a meltdown and has gone to see a shrink. I'll post the pics of the pimped up Viva when it gets back

Cheers motherfuckers!

Milestone

2008-12-25T01:41:00.013+08:00

Holy crap!! I've crapped through a hundred posts already!! Milestone!! What better way to celebrate this milestone, with a post about another milestone in my life?

Yes!! I am MARRIED!!!!!

Naahh, I'm just kidding. I haven't committed suicide. :P The milestone I was talking about was my turning 21. TWENTY-FUCKIN-ONE!! Holy crap! I'm legaaallll :D:D:D:D

Hehe. Forgive the crap talk. Anywayz, I turned 21 on the 18th of Dec and I had a small party on the 19th. Cuz i'm ossum like that.

Here's a HUGE thank you to all those who wished, who graced my party with their presents..err I mean presence. Roll call for pressie time!!

CD: Thanks for the daaamn thoughtful gift. The Godfather novel (which i've read 3 times before already) rocks my socks and my world at the same time. Fuck yea!!

Trix: For the keychain and the bloody surprise you and my mom planned. Really appreciate all the nonsense you would have to put up dealing with the monkeys hehe

Farah, Kenneth, Nash, Riz and soo many others: Terima kasih banyak banyak for the lil notes you guys wrote for me. I didn't cry but yea trust me, it MOVED me.

Hema: One of the most practical gifts ever. Thanks for the sexy ProMark sticks.

Nessa: For the Mars bar, I can't thank you enuff. At the time when I couldn't eat anything, Mars bar helped me. And also for feeding me the satay while I BBQ'd.

Jagad: Special mention to my fellow Rock The World buddy for sharing some Sarawakian whiskey.

Babe Akka: Thank you very much for the ring you gave. (That's the ring above. Gold lined with white gold. Sexy) I don't like wearing rings but I've been wearing this everyday.

Dr Shanthy: For getting me a perfume when I juuuust ran out of it hehe

All the uncles and aunties: Thank for the cash and the presents you guys gave.

Last but not least my parents: For giving me a three-stories-in-one book by Robert Ludlum (author of The Bourne Series), the sexy Valentino Rudy shirt, the collection of my photographs since I was one and most importantly for the gift which definitely costs more than ALLLLL my gifts for the past 21 years put together. Thank you for the Viva :D

Pics time!!

Owh yea, sexy times have arrived.

This was the MOVED moment

Hotties whacking food like real people.

Being a bitch to my cousin while BBQ'ing. I'm in white duh!

Since I did not want a key for my 21st, my mom got me the balcony key instead. Now, how the hell would I sneak out???

The car and the key for obvious reasons. The headless chick in bikini wasn't my doing. Mom baked em all

Chor Dai Dee is good!

The gang.

La Famiglia

My gay bitch. Partner in crime. Lead guitarist. Fellow slut. Seeva

The wacky and sexy (hey! it rhymes!) Miss Qila Gill

Right. My first "official" drink.

Well that's all for now folks. Thank you once again to everyone who wished and bla bla bla. By the way, if you people think I look fucking high in the pics, I was sick as fuck the whole day coupled with lack of sleep.

Next post: How I pimped my ride!!!

Review: Star Wars Force Unleashed

2008-12-23T02:40:00.005+08:00

I duno if many of you know that I'm a Star Wars geek. Now you do :D But not ultra geeky la. I'm a fan of the movies and the games. And this being sem break, I have been spending some quality time on the PS 2 and the computer and in Bangsar.

One fine day, I got bored and I put on Star Wars Force Unleashed into the console of my PS2... Okay okay I'll get on with the review.

Star Wars Force Unleashed (here onwards will be known as... ermmm... FU? Yea, FU) was released in September of this year and is the latest SW (that's Star Wars la) game to hit town. Basically, the game connects the older trilogy and the new one. Means it connects the 6th movie and 1st (wtf haha).

It tells the story of Starkiller (sooooo original la) a boy who serves THE GREAT DARK LORD (no not Voldermort) VADER. He is taken in when he's a kid by Vader after Vader kills the boy's father and is trained by Vader (wow so many Vaders already) and sent to do his bidding.

Here's the thing. I know many of you are not prolly gonna play this game, so I'm telling you the story. SPOILER ALERT!!!!

So, Vader tells the boy to go kill some Jedi who are hiding (survivors of Order 66) and then tells him it's part of the plan to overthrow the Emperor. The Emperor is the ultimate villain la if you dint already know. After that, Starkiller is sent to gather a rebellion, with Senators Organa Bail, Mon Mothma, another fler who's name I cant remember and Jedi Master Rahm Kota. When Starkiller manages to group them, Vader says "hahaha dumb fuck! Im Vader! And I wont overthrow the Emperor! Not till I have to save Luke in the 3rd movie!"

He doesn't say that la but yea, he backstabs Starkiller and then Starkiller has to fight Vader and then the Emperor. Butttt, you might be wondering, where the hell was Starkiller in the movies. Sorry but Starkiller dies after defeating the Emperor and destroying the Death Star (told you his name wasn't so original).

That's the end of the story. Now for the gameplay.

It's easy as fuck. Seriously. A 5 year old kid can play this game with no difficulty AT ALL. Boss Battles are really easy. Except for Vader and the Emperor. No wait. It's easy too, only it takes longer to kill em. Boss battles have the press-the-buttons-you-see-on-the-screen when the boss' health is low. Kinda like God of War, only the kills aren't brutal.

Since the name is FU, you can have massive fun with the force powers. I love the standard push and another one called the Sith Barrage or something. It's the push and ends with a lightning blast. Sexy :D

Graphics-wise, it's the standard PS 2 thing you see. The facial expressions are awesome because the developers used the facial expression thingy on the actors. Forgot what it's called.

And the story is really not bad. You finally know what happens between the two trilogies and know that Starkiller was the reason the Rebellion began.

I give this game a 3 outta 5. Could have been better if it was harder. With puzzles instead of just killing everything that comes at you. And outta the 3, the game earns 0.5 on the merit that you get to play as Darth Vader in the beginning of the game.

God of War still rocks. 6 outta 5 :D

Look at me Ma! I can stop Star Destroyers with one hand!

Best part about being a Jedi. I get boobies!

President Bush Comes Under Fire!!

2008-12-16T01:11:00.003+08:00

Now, for something lighter. Enjoy

Exposed Lies and Crap Job

2008-12-07T23:43:00.006+08:00

This is gonna be one long post, so bear with me. I planned on taking a hiatus because I was getting too bored to blog but what would have been just another Malaysian tragedy turned personal. I still would not have blogged if not for the bloody lies the media and certain parties have been telling.

You see, a very close family friend, who we consider more family than friend was involved in the landslide that happened in Bukit Antarabangsa. The family concerned was the family of Uncle Thana whose wife, Aunty Yoges died while saving her son, Thivesh.

Anywayz, the reason I'm writing this is because the public is being lied to. Nothing new, but this time, I know what's going on behind the scenes. This time this bastards are going down.

First up the firing wall is the rescue squad. Hooraaayy for the rescue squads for not coming with fuckin EQUIPMENT. No chainsaws, no torchlights, no nothing. The excuse they gave my dad was that the saws teeth were gone, so that's why they did not bring it. And these morons are so unprepared, they didn't even know how to release my uncle who was trapped. Lucky he's an engineer so he was instructing them on which beam to cut. The paramedics were sexy as hell while standing around doing nothing till a resident who's a doctor came and sounded them. You might have seen the clips where they were trying to revive my aunty and this topless guy looking pissed and sounding the paramedics. That's the doctor dude.
(my parents and brother were one of the earliest on the scene, I was partying at Duta Vista when my brother called.)

Next, are the press. Yea, we know you have a job to do, but if a victim says no interviews and no photographs, then have some fucking understanding. And please, do not ask stupid questions to distraught victims who refuse to be interviewed. One woman asked my uncle what he was doing at 4 am when the landslide hit. He replied he was dancing.

Then, it's Mr Selangor Police Chief. Don't try and console with fake words, fucktard. Stuff like "don't worry, we'll keep you updated" and "no other casualties were found so we're stopping the search" just makes me fucking bloody pist. I don't use two superlatives when I'm serious so that's how bloody pissed off I am. You say there's no other casualty? Ignorant asshole. My uncle's maid's body is still not found, and you say there are no more casualties? A resident there said she heard my uncle's maid screaming then it died off. Why are you calling off the search when we reported that she hasn't been found? You think if you don't find a body lying on the sand, that means there's no casualties? You think bodies are gonna float up to the sand if people are dead? You made that decision WITHOUT digging to look for more survivors. What if my uncle's maid isn't the only one trapped? You that bloody ignorant? If Datuk Shaharudin (who lost his son) did not insist on digging at my uncle's house tonight, your men would have not bothered looking for the maid.

Next in line, the army and federal reserve dudes. STOP FUCKIN LOOTING PEOPLES' BELONGINGS!!! Just because it's lying all over the place and is unclaimed does not mean you can fucking take it. If my uncle's neighbour did not see you taking a briefcase and claiming it as his own, who knows what kinda stuff you would have made off with? When my brother and uncles got there this evening and searched the place, they found an empty Rolex watch box, empty digital camera box and a briefcase which my uncle never uses is filled with papers. And someone said they saw a Bangladeshi who claimed that he works for my uncle take away another briefcase, which if I'm not mistaken, contained some of my uncle's lates projects.

Number 5. Developers of some luxury bungalows somewhere around that area. It's been there for the past 25 years and nothing's been done. And my uncle who's an engineer and is in construction says that natural landslides don't cause this much damage. He said it has to be dynamite explosions. This theory concurs with some eyewitness accounts that they heard a huge blast before the landslide. But yea, 25 years and still not developed? Isn't that like some land mine waiting to happen?

Somebody better answer to the families. 4 lives are gone. I dunno about the other 3, but I know the world is poorer of one really nice lady. If this was an act of man, some bastard better own up and face the shit thrown on your face.

Here's to Uncle Thana, Avinesh, Thivesh, Priyankka and the rest of the family. We're here with you and we know it's gonna be hard, but we will stick with you.

ps: My dad and brother have become celebrities when people started calling them saying they saw my dad's pic (today's Star paper, page 12) and news clips of them helping out the family.

pps: Leah, who lives in Bukit Antarabangsa as well is safe and is in New Zealand with her brother. Her parents are in Manchester. The first thing my brother asked me was about Leah's whereabouts when he called to inform me at 5.30 am, when I was eating roti canai at Duta Vista.

Edited: Found a picture and a video of lies.

Uncle Thana on wheelchair, dad behind in the blue tee.

Bloody ignorant fuck. To those who don't speak Malay, generally what he said was that there were no more bodies in the site.

Prom Videos

2008-11-20T03:15:00.003+08:00

This time I swear I wont mislead you peepz. These are videos of my band playing for my prom.

First song, well not exactly a song but a blues jam with a little twist, Bleeding Edge style.

Second song was an original; it's called the Condom Song or Sad Song, depending on the crowd. Song was composed almost 5 years ago when we skipped school and went jamming. You think that was punk? We went jamming DURING SPM. Now that's fuckin punk. Btw, the song's about this guy who wants to have sex with his girl and asks his dad for condoms. So they have sex and two weeks later he finds out that his girlfriend is pregnant.

Last but not least is Britney Spear's Hit Me Baby, twisted Bleeding Edge style too.

Comments are most welcome. Hates and flames too.

Prom Pics

2008-11-16T19:35:00.003+08:00

So, I decided to update my post abit with more personal stuff, since we had a dinner party yesterday and more people were asking me about my blog. This is a cover post, so that in case they find my blog, this is what they will see :D

I just realised that I dint save any prom pic and it's all on facebook. Nevermind, I'll upload the videos of my band performing la.

Sorry for the misleading post :P

Fuckin funny la!!

2008-11-09T15:44:00.002+08:00

So, prom is over and done with. And judging by the crowd, it was a blast. Now those who organized are complaining they miss the stress and shit. Yea people, I do too. In the event that prom is done, I'm back to blogging and I found this lil piece while reading The Star today.

This Kelantan Umno fler, hahahaha, sorry sorry, I'm actually laughing as I write this. This Kelantan Umno fler said people should stop wearing Obama t shirts. Hahahaha.. but wait, that's not the punchline. He then went on to say that people should wear Najib t shirts, with him being the PM-in-waiting and all.. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean c'mon. Najib t shirts???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! The reason people wear the Obama t's are cuz he's THE beacon of hope and change right now. And Najib? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Fucking funny la you guys!!!

Updates

2008-10-12T11:58:00.002+08:00

1. I've got another prom coming up. Anybody interested in buying tickets or tables, please lemme know.

2. My blog has a follower! I was hoping for some stalker (preferably a stranger, even more preferably a hot stranger chick) but it's only CD, who is a college buddy. She has got some massive stalkers, on facebook, blogger and Yahoo! Messenger. She's got some massive haters too. Dunno why I got none of those. Sokay, when my followers reach 5, I'm starting a religion.

3. My parents found out about my blog. Bloody Google. My mom kept and keeps telling me to be careful about what I write, like Kerp's mom. They both worry about both of us being sent to Kamunting if we diss the morons. My dad on the other hand, has been mentioning my blog to some relatives and friends. And they keep asking for my link, which I'm not gonna give. You think I is stoopid ka? Youse yor branes and fynd mai blokg la. But my dad has pre-warned them that my blog contains shitload of profanities, so hopefully that puts em off.

4. This post contains no profanities. Unless you're the goody goody kind who considers morons and shit to be profanity.

Letter of Apology

2008-09-30T16:30:00.003+08:00

Nope nope, not to the government la. Dont make me laugh. It's to the other half, whose bad book I have been featuring in lately.

Dear Leah,

I've been a jerk this past few months. I know I've been hurting you and stuff, not paying attention to you, not being there when you needed me, not getting a top up when you wanted me to, paying for us both then asking for some cash because I was cash strapped, and etc etc.

So, because Ive been a jerk, an asshole, a great cow (pig, whichever you decide to call me), I think an apology is necessary. And since the private apologies havent worked, and since you have decreed I have to shame myself publicly, and since my blog has a not bad amount of traffic (bangga) I'm writing this letter of apology to you.

And despite all my shortcomings and not paying attention to you and stuff, you know that I love you more than anything else. More than my Zildjian drumsticks, more than any drumset, more than RHCP and Dream Theater and Lamb of God, you know I love you.

Yours lovingly (and apologetically),

Tinesh

Private Investigators???

2008-09-25T18:34:00.003+08:00

So, some Malaysian girl has made herself "lost" in Perth. She apparently quit college and joined some company and took pills to commit suicide and shit. And then she switched off her phone and now noone can contact her.

What would you do, if you were in her family's shoes? Go somewhere for help of course. And what would you do if you were part of PUTERA UMNO? Get ready to go to Perth to find this girl, of course.

Say what? You're a lawyer and you've been asked to go find the girl? Sokay man, lawyers know the law. You can find the girl. What? You're a measly politician and you've been asked to find the girl? Of course you can. You have no other work apart from sitting down and watching reruns of CSI.

You wanna go there and pretend to find the girl while having fun in Perth? Caaannnn.. Ini Bolehland maa!!

FedEx

2008-09-17T23:41:00.002+08:00

I posted this on the comments section of Kerp's blog. He asked me to forward it to Rocky's Bru and Malaysian Insider.

when rpk accused najib, they brought rpk in. when the reporter accused ahmad, they brought the reporter in. then when saifool accused anwar they brought anwar in. when toyol accused teresa, they brought her in.pundek flers losing trend la.. even CSIs are gonna have a hard time understanding their pattern.

What do you say? To forward or not to forward?

Fuck the What?

2008-09-13T01:08:00.002+08:00

Democracy has gone to the dogs. Don't ask. Read the papers.

Funniest Shit EVER!!!!

2008-09-09T23:31:00.002+08:00

When asked if the resentment shown by component parties towards Ahmad was an indication the coalition was disintegrating, the prime minister said the Barisan was still a favourite amongst the majority of the people.

"We are like a football team and we are getting more aggressive," replied Abdullah.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD, THAT MADE MY DAY!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Spread the Lies and the Fire!

2008-08-28T20:09:00.004+08:00

So, the man everyone's looking at is back in the Parliament after 10 years. Well done dude, but you made alotta promises on the way there and also to Putrajaya, so try and keep them promises k?

In the wake of Anwar's win, DPM Najib said that the win proved that democracy is still alive. Tipuuuuuu!!! Democracy not only applies to winning fuckin elections la! Democracy is also about freedom. Freedom to choose, to speak, to go out all night and party..Err wrong freedom. But yea, DEMOCRACY. Latin word ya'll. Means people's government. Or something similar. PEOPLE'S. NOT ruling party's.

So, by you saying that democracy is still alive, you're lying. Liars get their pants on fire, y'know? By shutting down Malaysia Today (mirror site :http://mt.harapanmalaysia.com/2008) you are denying democracy. Just because all the articles Raja Petra (who btw, is an ex-Victorian, trust us Victorians to raise hell. Ask Johanians :P) writes is against you government flers, you cant bloody shut down the site. Where is your sense of democracy now dude? And where is your sportingness. Tak sporting la ya'll.

Now, you can arrest us and shut down our blogs and stuff just because what we write is counted as Pro-Opposition. What if on the 16th os September, Anwar becomes the PM? Than what we write will be counted as Pro-Gomen what? Have a different perspective la dudes. Think outta the box. You've been cocooned inside the box for faaaaaaaaar tooooooooo loooooong. Come out and smell the roses. They smell nicer now.

In a coconut shell, don't lie. Jangan tipu. Don't give us the bullshit that democracy is still alive because man, we too intelligent to buy shit like that. We're more wary of you now, 50 years of ass fucking have a way of making people smarter.

In a tortoise shell, vote. Be a part of change. (I'm not campaigning for Obama although I fully endorse him :D)

Waahhh, Everyone's Doing It Mama!

2008-08-23T23:18:00.003+08:00

Weehooo!!! The latest craze to hit the town isn't a new handphone, nor is it a new game, nor the Olympics. It's the 'Swear on the Holy Book' and Statutory Declarations!

The DPM did the 'Swear on the Holy Book' hot on the heels of possible sodomite, Saiful. Of course, he didn't swear that he doesn't practice sodomy, he swore that he doesn't know Altantuyaa.

And then, and then, this Indian dude who's a driver suddenly came also hot on the heels of the missing PI and came up with a Statutory Declaration. He claimed Najib and his wife practise Hinduism or some nonsense liddat. Check out Malaysia Today for the SD.

So, come one, come all, let's take advantage of these situations, make a mockery of religion (tho I do not believe in religion) and a mockery of law. Let's swear on a holy book everytime we need to prove our innocence. Let's make an SD everytime you wana bring someone from a long way up, down.

Everyone's doing it. Why not you?

Major Change

2008-08-21T01:44:00.003+08:00

Back to college now, and I'm doing this program where I get to choose my subjects and try em out for a week. Then after this add/drop period, I havta finalise my subjects for the semester. Pretty kewl stuff. After all the psych talk, I have decided to switch majors. Not really, but yea. (fuck, I'm not making sense). OK now, to the point.

You know what is a fucking good field right now? PR. As in Public Relations, not Pakatan Rakyat la. I think I'm gonna start a PR company offering PR services (duh!) to politicians. You know, like you see in movies. The PR dude advices the Presidential candidate on what to wear, how to smile, what to say, how to look at the camera and raise one eyebrow (ok ok, that's The Rock, he doesn't need PR)

I thought of this this morning and I think it's a brilliant idea. No more bocor, jihad, minority not important, beruk, goblok, evil etc etc statements. I understand your concern. Laughter is the best medicine. We all need to laugh out loud at the stupid, ridiculous, ludicrous things that spew out from the politicians' mouths like vomit spewing outta little Carrie's mouth in The Exorcist.

With this plan, I would stand to make millions, maybe billions of ringgit and become a crony (most favouritest word by political critics, wonder why I never used it before). Then I can also become the director, CEO of 200+ companies, Tan Sri Dato Seri Tun Tinesh (not bad sounding eh?) and I would make trillions. And in the course become the first man to be a trillionaire. Fuck off Warren Buffet and Billy Gates (no offense to you guys, k? I belanja you Oreo McFlurry if you gonna sulk).

Of course, I would make Malaysia a better place by making these politicians say the politically correct thing. Funny how POLITICIANS never say the POLITICALLY CORRECT thing. And in course, I would fund Don Kerp to be the next Prime Minister of Malaysia and I get to be the CEO of 1000+ companies and Lord Tinesh (sounds even better :D).

All this is in line with my plan to be the Capo de Tutti Capi (Boss of the Bosses, THE Godfather). Then with my trillions, I can donate a few billion (pocket change mah) to subsidies petrol, fags and thanni. Happy Malaysians all around.

On a sorta related post, Budget is on the 29th and I heard the 14s pack is gonna be abolished and 20s is gonna be sold at 10 bux. This is why I always say, have grass :D

On a abit sorta related post, petrol prices may go down. This is gonna fuck Anwar's plan to become the PM by reducing petrol price. Kakaka

On a very related note, I'm a lesbian now since I like pussies. :D

ps: Moz, if you're reading this, it's been inspired by your ramblings. Though it can never be anything as close. Blardy Jack Sparrow you lol

Review

2008-08-15T01:33:00.002+08:00

After a looooooooong time, Review God has reviewed my blog. Check it out if you want.

Hypocritism Part the 2nd

2008-08-06T17:54:00.003+08:00

Yea man ( in Jamaican accent), I'm doing a sequel! Previously on Sticks:

Hypocritism by politicians.. Now on Sticks: Hypocritism of THE PEOPLE! THE RAKYAT! THE COMMON MALAYSIAN! *cue dramatic music*

Now, I'm sure almost every Malaysian, mostly of the politically aware age, has sat down in mamaks and Chinese kopitiams and talked politics. And of course, you definitely would have complained about how we getting fucked in the ass worse than Saiful's complaint. Don't blardy deny it ok?? *Indian accent*

And of course, a few definitely talked on how THEY would run the country if THEY were PM. (Kerp, this is not directed at you hehe). So, my question now after the rambling is, HAVE YOU REGISTERED YOURSELF TO VOTE AND VOTED? If you have, then read no further. Good on you :D

And this is the part for those who talk shit and don't vote. How in the blue hell (hell is blue?? wtf haha) do you expect the changes to be made without you making the changes? Changes come from US. Not through others. If you think you want to see some changes after all these years of butt-fucking, how about you run to the nearest post office and register yourself as a voter?

This is a democracy. Not necessarily a democratic country through and through but a democracy nevertheless. And in a democracy, it's a privilege and a right to vote. Yea man (again, in Jamaican accent) I know some of you might say that since it's a democracy, we can choose not to vote. I say then shut the fuck up and don't say you want changes if you're not gonna be a part of it. I'm not forcing those who aren't gonna register, I'm just appealing to you people to reconsider.

Exercise your right to vote! If you're sick of butt-fucking like I am, then vote!

This public service message has been brought to by Sticks. In case of a snap elections sometime next month.

ps: unfortunately, I can't vote because my 21st birthday is end of the year. So please help me out yea? :D

Hypocritism

2008-08-03T20:03:00.002+08:00

Well I'm pretty sure all of ya'lls know what hypocritism is. Here's a fucking good example:

Anwar says BN MPs will be jumping to Pakatan Rakyat. Pakatan Rakyat cheers. Whoop de fucking doo! We got da gomen!

BN and PAS hold talks. Pakatan Rakyat says it's unfair to voters if PAS joins BN because we trusted PAS and voted for them.

So it's ok to the voters who voted BN MPs and they jump ship, but it's not ok if PAS joins BN? Personally I dont want PAS to join BN simply because there wouldn't be a strong opposing voice in the Parliament.

Moral of the story: Never trust a fuckin politician :D:D

Cock and Bull

2008-07-28T00:05:00.005+08:00

I have to know your name/Where have I seen your face before ~ Dream Theater's Forsaken.

Lately, all the newspapers have been covering the Mercs story. If you don't already, here's the 411:

The Terengganu State Government has bought 14 Merc E200 Kompressors. When they're supposed to be using Proton Perdanas. Apparently, in the long run the maintanence of the E200 is cheaper than the Perdanas. And also apparently, one fool had to pay RM 50k for maintanence for the Perdana.

Anywayz, the Federal Government got a lil upset (seeing the fact that they're still stuck with Perdanas) and said No, motherfucker, E200 cant do. And then after some meeting, the PM said that the Mercs are to be used for foreign dignitaries and during special functions.

Now, Im not sure if by foreign dignitaries he meant by dignitaries from other countries or anyone who's not from Terengganu. Despite the Government's warnings, some of these Terengganu fools are using the E200 already.

In all honesty, the thing which pissed me off most was the fact that this bastards think we're fools. Fucker, 50k for Perdana maintainence means the guy took the Perdana for a session of S&M sex. You fucking think we dont drive cars? It's the taxpayer's money which you used to buy the cars you assholes. How about forking out money from your own pockets like the rest of us do??? Bastards all of you!

ps: After a considerably long time, I finally realised-while taking a crap- that the Terengganu MB looks exactly like MAD Magazine's Alfred E. Neuman. The difference is one is fuckin brilliant and the other one is a moron. No prizes for guessing who's who.

The Art of Ruin

2008-07-16T18:48:00.004+08:00

And the world shalt be faced with Ruin, and everyone shalt learn the art of it.

Tinesh 6:66

War of the Wor(l)ds

2008-07-06T20:31:00.005+08:00

There's has been a war raging in a nation. Two of the most famous people in a country have been arguing and throwing almost literal shit at each other. I'm guessing you all read it somewhere online.

Man, some people are getting tired of this, others are still looking up stories online. These two people have been making declarations and bitching about each other..Fuck, I can't get enough of them. All that drama would make CD really very proud.

Presenting......

pic stolen from kennysia.com..

The Dawn Yang and Xiaxue saga. Blog queens (bimbos tho) having a go at each other...Read more at Dawn Wayang, the Dawn Yang hate site..I'm too lazy to link their original sites, so you be hardworking and look for em yourself.

The reason for this post is simple, I'm sick of watching the fucking circus that is running in Malaysia now, especially with two old GUYS..Here's one with two REALLY HOT girls (Kerp, I know you will have something to say lol)

Spank

2008-07-01T23:04:00.003+08:00

I got my ass spanked by a girl today.

When I asked her if I could do the same, she said no.

So much for fuckin gender equality..Bah!

Fete de la Musique

2008-06-27T01:11:00.005+08:00

I know I haven't been posting much because

1)College stuff
2)I'm lazy

So in line with my laziness I shall copy-paste what CD -who did a review for one of her classes- wrote:

".........This has been the 6th year the Fete de le Musique has been held in Malaysia. Unfortunately this year's event sucks balls did not manage to achieve the level of success that its predecessors had. A month of planning proved insufficient as there is no organization that was displayed through the azzholez crew or organizers. Though the talents that performed during the festival were impressive, notably the band Bleeding Edge, but their music and talent is greatly overshadowed by bad sound and lighting. The stage is set but unfortunately the sound wasn't. The crowd wasn't at all energetic and the organizers failed to rouse them. What was supposed to be a musical festival that's supposed to bring people together turned into a karaoke show with bad sound. Extremely dull and not at all exciting, the music festival of 2008 is a failure."

So there you go, a nice review up their asses with a special metion of my band (who played impromptu stuff on stage, comments from friends ranged from: scary, cross between manson, system of a down and one buck short, karat and awesome, messed up but fuckin intriguing, makes me wana stab ppl). Sorry i cant post the video now as my cam is being a bitch so when im settled with it, it will be up. Meanwhile here's a pic of me sitting at the kit and doing I duno what

No Post

2008-06-18T20:53:00.000+08:00

I have been too lazy and busy to upload new posts. :S

Bali!!

2008-06-02T20:06:00.017+08:00

Yes yes! I know this has been loooong overdue, but still. Better late then never rite?? Hehe..

So, on the 14th (or was it 15th) of May, my dad drops a pleasant bomb saying that we leaving for Bali on the 18th. Imagine that! Four days to pack and shit and whatnot. Then the morning of 18th comes and we are hardly done packing and our flight's at 9.50 am. Somehow, in all the rush, we managed to shove everything into three bags and we're off! (My must do when I fly is to buy a book, so The Revenge of The Godfather it is this time)

We touched down in Bali at about 12.30 pm (local and Bali time, didn't know we were in the same timezone till I asked in the hotel). There was a driver waiting for us at the airport and off we were to Rama Garden Hotel, Legian.

The pathway to the hotel rooms.

Mine and my brother's room on top. We shared a room. And cigarettes. Without my parents knowing haha. Their room was right across. Shot taken from parents' room.

So, with all the hot sun, tiredness and lack of sleep, my brother knocks out in our room, while my parents and I decide to go for a walk to the beach. Beautiful beach, unfortunately one which I dont have pictures of :) Then on the way back from the beach (which is about a 3 minute walk), my mom decides to get a menicure done. And these Balinese ladies brainwash us to get a full body massage as well. So, we head back to the hotel and I got a pedi/menicure (Yes, I'm becoming metrosexual Kerp. All thanks to you :P) and an awesome full body massage.

Later, we went for dinner at an awesome Western food place thingy and ate awesome Western food thingy. We managed to call a guide and booked him for the next 2 days to take us around Bali. First day, we head to some places where the sell handicrafts and stuff at a pay-thru-your-ass-cause-you're-a-foreigner price. Despite speaking in Malay. Babi.

Then, we head to Kintamani. No, it's not some Indian chick la. It's a view of an active volcano (how active, I dunno). I'll let the pics speak.

The view, from the makan place. With my mom.

Despite the hot sun and freaking hecklers (is that the word?) heckling us to buy stuff, I really didn't wana leave this place, but good thing I did. Cause, right after Kintamani, we went to this temple in I-cant-remember-where. Because it was a full moon day and Wesak day, the Balinese had some special prayers thing going. And everyone dips themselves in this holy water thingy. Guys and girls. Massive wet t-shirt contest like. :D

Massive wet t-shirt contest.
More wet t-shirts..hehe

This pool is some kinda hot spring where water comes out of the ground and goes to the holy pool. Lol. Couldn't get clear shots of the water coming outta the ground tho.

Some pretty Bali chick.

Later that night, we went for dinner at Kuta. This was the place where the 2002 bombings took place and yet the place was filled with Mat Sallehs.. And chicks in bikinis. Yum yum. Had dinner and took a long, long, long walk back to the hotel. We passed by some awesome clubs and my brother and I decided to come a lil later, when the party picks up. Unfortunately, we were too tired to come back so we put off the plan for the next nite.

continued in the next post

Champions!

2008-05-23T01:05:00.001+08:00

Dammit! I can't find a single picture on MU's win last night, so gotta make do with the videos..And this is a reminder to myself why I love this team and to remind others (who mostly said we can't do it) why MU are the champions..

PS: I know I said I will post about Bali, been fucking lazy to upload the pics haha..Soon I will

PPS: Kerp my man, if you're reading this, just wanted to let you know that I can't seem to access your blog. Says some kinda error..If you see me on YM lemme know there or leave a comment here yea?

Fuck this shit!

2008-05-21T19:31:00.003+08:00

So, I'm in Bali and my dad receives an SMS from his friend saying that Dr. Mahathir has quit UMNO..That was not the whole reason which inspired this post.

The main reason which inspired this post is this: Twice now, sensational news hits the nation when I'm overseas. First when I was in France, Chua Soi Lek's sex video hits the headlines and when I'm Bali, Dr. M decides to quit UMNO..

WTF??? Why can't I be in the thick of action huh?? Why do these things havta happen only when I'm away??? Hadey..

Anywayz, I'm back in time for Champs League finals and Bali post will be up sometime tomorrow along with the review of the game..

Ciao da mow peepz

Hiatus

2008-05-17T17:14:00.002+08:00

Updates will be on hiatus till I come back from Bali :D:D

Coming back on Wednesday, so expect a post about Bali and Champs League Final :D:D

Bali bali baliiiiiiiiii!!!!!

Check out Mandeep's blog for the Bali song :D:D

Champs Again!

2008-05-12T23:35:00.002+08:00

10th time under Sir Alex. 17th time overall. One short of Liverpool. Nothing left to say..Moscow here we come!

Cuss-master

2008-05-10T02:36:00.001+08:00

Created by OnePlusYou

Got this off CD's blog. Tells you how much you cuss in your blog. It says I'm an asshole.. I like but MUST.WORK.HARDER!!

Soilwork

2008-05-08T17:22:00.001+08:00

Swedish metal band Soilwork will be coming down to KL in two weeks. MOre details will be posted later.

YB (Yang Berbodoh)

2008-05-01T15:39:00.002+08:00

Well, we know that YB stands for Yang Berhormat (The Respected), Yang Bermulia (The NOble) and some MPs have decided that YB can also stand for Yang Berkhidmat (The Serving). Now, there's the all new Yang Berbodoh (The Stupid).

Name calling is common in Parliament, with the most recent one being "Bigfoot" and "big Monkey". Sokay, we can deal with that. We need to laugh too. But then there is this moronic Yang Berbodoh (redundant, I know, but I need to emphasize the point) who made fun of a disabled MP.

He said something along the lines of "Bukit Jelutong (the area where the disabled MP serves) is disrespectful of the house because he doesn't stand when he speaks". WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT MAN?????? THE GUY IS ON A WHEELCHAIR!!

And when another MP told him to retract his statement he said: "I'm only teasing a bit". YOUR IDEA OF TEASING TRANSCENDS ANY FUCKING LEVEL OF STUPIDITY.

Yang Berbodoh, I really wish you would fucking step down. You're a motherfucking disgrace to your constituency.

All English Finals

2008-04-30T17:35:00.004+08:00

This is it. The all-awaited, All-English finals for the 2007/2008 UEFA Champions League in Moscow. Manchester United beat Barcelona a goal to nil. Absolute fucking scorcher from me..Err I mean Paul Scholes.

All that is left is to see if Chelsea or Liverpool make it to the finals..I say bring on either team. Nine years is a looooong time to wait..The agony, the pain of not making it past the semi finals or the quarters was unbearable.

Now is the time. This is the season. Moscow is the place. Man Utd is the team. GO DEVILS!!!

Pffftttt

2008-04-24T02:40:00.004+08:00

I have come to the realisation that since the elections, my blog has been about politics, the state of the country and my jam videos.. As much as I can remember (and this I remember pretty well), in my very first post I mentioned that this blog is going to be about me, music, football and MAYBE politics.. I have no idea how this blog has spiralled mostly to become a semi political (if you can even call it that) blog.

Honestly, I don't have as much drama happening in my life, unlike CD's or even cool stuff like Pinksterz (she's a med student in Egypt..How much shit you can blog from that?).

My finals are starting this Saturday with Spanish and ending on May 2nd with the remaining two papers -Cognitive Bio Psych and Human Motivation. If you don't already know, i'm a Pscyh major lol.. I'm trying to plan a trip to Genting but certain fights have come up within the very close circle we have in college..So much frickin drama, I tell you. I have asked some friends in the circle if we should still go on with the plan and they said OK.

And finally, I'm no more TINESHA!!! haha..CD has decreed that because people I barely know like Tweety (read CD's blog for more info) are calling me Tinesha and CD thinks it's not funny anymore because evryone is calling me that..And fucking hell, a friend of Leah's thinks I'm a chick when I left a comment in her (Leah) blog. I should stop giving comments about how a girl looks and if a dress is nice and stuff like that. Making me gay ny..Pukimak

*off to watch Barcelona-MU* ciao

Another one bites the dust

2008-04-17T15:13:00.002+08:00

It's in the papers today. Another NS trainee dies because he wasn't sent to the hospital in time, when he came down with fever. Read here..

Now I may be wrong but isn't this kid like the 4th or 5th kid to die during NS??? What in the living fuck are the trainers doing waiting a few days before sending someone to the hospital??? Why was he treated by an ASSISTANT MEDICAL OFFICER and not a MEDICAL OFFICER???

Goddammit! If you can't take care of these kids, then don't. If there are still people dying after a few years from creating NS, then fucking abolish it! We do not want more kids to die simply because they happened to be in NS..

Thank goodness that my brother was rejected due to a previous knee injury.. He was supposed to go to Bintulu and I do not wanna think what could have happened if he fell sick..

Hit Me Baby

2008-04-17T01:56:00.002+08:00

No, this is not a post about me being a S&M fetish fler..It's another video of our band (I know laaa, posted a few already) playing Britney's first single..Dedicated to Kerp, cause I know you like Britney. Hope you like our version too hehe

Improvised version of Plug in Baby

2008-04-09T23:21:00.002+08:00

The improvised version of Plug in baby...

Note: There are 5 people in the band..The lead guitarist coudn't make it for the previous jam..So dont be surprised seeing an extra person there lol

Mental block

2008-04-08T22:09:00.005+08:00

I seriously have no fucking idea about what to write lol..Add me not feeling well to that..

I could write about how a certain minister from the tourism ministry is planning to cancel plans made in the opposition-won states..Goes to show what kinda fucking sore losers they are and that the fact that, after all, this country is democratically challenged. For all the hype that was made after the elections that finally, democracy prevails, Ms Tourism ministry fucks things up for the people of Malaysia.

Is it wrong for us to choose differently?? Why, oh why, do we have to get punished for practising democracy?? And didn't your boss say that eventhough opposition have won the states, plans made for the development of the states will continue??

And then, and then, Sleepyhead slams everyone who has been critisizing him..Bugger, if you wanna slam, then tell people things they do not already know..Mahathir knows how to slam, so does Ku Li, but you my friend, you suck at slamming..Learn from others la brudder..No point telling things that people already know..Where's the fun in that eh??

Anywayz, shit still keeps happening in this country no matter what..I've gotta start studying before my finals, go out on a few dates, practise for MMU's prom and have fun..I suggest you do that too ;)

I"M ON YOUTUBE PART 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-03-29T23:35:00.002+08:00

Bleeding Edge covering Plug in Baby for upcoming MMU prom..Comments and feeback are welcome..

I'M ON YOUTUBE!!! HAHAHA

2008-03-29T00:10:00.002+08:00

My band recorded some videos while jamming for MMU's upcoming ball..I only managed to get one video up in YouTube because the uploading took fucking ages..Please feel free to leave comments aite??

If you think it's sucky, we know it. We played it in one go without practice and it was our first time playing the song..Here's the video:

Step Down, Step Down, Step Down

2008-03-20T02:33:00.002+08:00

Since I have been so fucking hung up on Incubus, I have found the right song for the PM to step down..Incubus' Megalomaniac..Here's the lyrics:

I hear you on the radio

You permeate my screen

It's unkind but if I met you in a scissor fight

I'd cut off both your wings on principle alone

On principle alone...

Hey megalomaniac

You're no Jesus

Yeah, you're no fucking Elvis

Wash your hands clean on yourself, baby and

Step down Step down

If I were your appendages

I'd hold open your eyes

So you would see

That all of us are heaven sent

And there was never meant to be only one

To be only one...

Hey megalomaniac

You're no Jesus

Yeah, you're no fucking Elvis

Wash your hands clean on yourself, baby and

Step down Step down

Oh step down

You're no Jesus!
You're no Elvis!

You're no Jesus!

You're no Elvis!
You're no answer!

Step Down...

Hey...(hey)!

Hey megalomaniac

You're no Jesus

Yeah, you're no fucking Elvis

Wash your hands clean on yourself, baby and

Step down Step down

Desert Island 5

2008-03-19T01:09:00.009+08:00

So was tagged by Don Kerp. Purpose of this tag is to name the 5 albums you would looooove to have if you're deserted in an island. Only 5 albums of any kind. NO COMPILATIONS!!! Here's my 5:

Red Hot Chili Peppers' Californication. John Frusciante's comeback led the band to one of their biggest hits..Dude had to relearn the guitar after losing finger dexterity to heroin..Tough choice since Peppers are my favouritest band.

Dream Theater's Systematic Chaos is their 9th and latest studio album and I have been layaning this more than anything else, so yeah.

Title song itself would give me the energy to live another day in the island..Cliff Burton's (RIP) last album before his death..

Apparently this is Led Zep's fourth album cover..Hmm..Anywayz yes, it's Led Zep and its Led Zep IV..Nothing else to say..

Rage Against The Machine's Battle of Los Angeles simply because Alt-Funk and Tom Morello..Tough choice because I love all their songs..

Well then, these are my 5 albums I wanna be stuck in an island with. On a related but different note, the chick I would like to be stranded with in an island right at this moment would be Che'nelle..Mamma mia! The girl is FYNNNEEEE!!!!

I tag CD, 3kc and Denise..

Matahari Letup the Review

2008-03-19T01:01:00.002+08:00

Nothing much to say. It rained. Friend's car window got stuck. Went in just in time to see George Clinton and P-Funk which was fucking awesome. Chilled out for awhile and moshed for One Buck Short. Chilled summore and raved. Rage Against The Machine's Guerilla Radio was played during the rave and only four of us were screaming out the lyrics while the rest of the idiots were just dancing. Idiots. Chilled summore. And then....

INCUBUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pukimak of an awesome performance..I'm hung up on Incubus so much that now I don't mind covering Anna-Molly (don't quite like it compared to other Incubus stuff) for MMU's prom. And I think I have man-crush on the whole band..Fucking stim sial...AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH INCUBUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matahari Letup

2008-03-14T23:46:00.002+08:00

..Ayam going!!!

Will review the show/concert/whateva when I can..Hopefully pictures will be included..

PS: If there are any of you going, lemme know yea??

Elections

2008-03-10T00:08:00.002+08:00

..Done and dusted..

You know the results...

Nothing left for me to say except "Congratulations to the Opposition" and HAHAHAHAHA to BN

We, the "beruks", do not want you

2008-03-07T18:41:00.004+08:00

You know, after all the name calling you did, you expect us to vote for you ka? In my father's hometown summore..Bledi bugger you..

And for your info, if your site's name is rembau.net.my (no I'm not linking it), it should be about Rembau la, not about you. Name your site after yourself la bugger..Insulting my father's hometown ny (btw, my dad votes in Lembah Pantai).

Berbau seperti ikan..

2008-03-05T18:59:00.002+08:00

The plan to use indelible ink for the coming elections (8th March) will be scrapped..Apparently, the police have uncovered a "plot to sabotage rural voters".

For those of you not in the know of what an indelible ink is, well, it's an un-erasable ink which lasts for a certain period and the Election Committee paints it on your fingernail to make sure that you have already voted. It's a practice common in many countries and it keeps away phantom voters.

So this so called plot is said to be aimed at rural voters who apparently know no better, and the "plotters" want to paint it on their (rural voters) BEFORE the elections..Smart buggers..

BUT, after spending so much of taxpayers' money (read: THE RAKYAT'S MONEY) importing the inks from India, and making sure it's not an un-Islamic practice, the EC has decided they want to scrap the idea. Fuck you and your bloody dogs but I don't see a reason why it should be scrapped..

What are they gonna do with the bottles and bottles of ink? Use it as tattoo (indelible ink can be used as tattoo)? I know THEY are stupid but are THEY that stupid that THEY cant find a way to curb this problem???

Somehow, I smell something fishy here..Could THEY be the ones who started this so called plot to encourage phantom voters??? Bugger all these for a lark!

Flight of the Conchords

2008-02-27T01:47:00.002+08:00

Flight of the Conchords is a Grammy Award-winning folk, pop, and comedy band composed of Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement. Billing themselves as "Formerly New Zealand's fourth most popular guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo (having been bumped by a tribute band of themselves, Like of the Conchords), the group uses a combination of witty observation, characterization and acoustic guitars to work the audience.*

This is a MUST check out for everyone!!! I don't care who you are, or how old you are, you MUST watch this!!! It will change your life FOREVER!!!!

This is song is called Business Time and one of my favourites..

This song is called Jenny. Another one of my favourites..

For more of Flight of the Conchords, check out YouTube.

* Source: Wikipedia

Question, boobs and fascination..

2008-02-20T15:48:00.003+08:00

Sittin in college today, selling food to raise money for the snowstorm victims in China, everyone at the table were cracking jokes..And The Constantly Dramatic One (yes, we go to the same college and hang out with same friends) posed a question to me...

WHY ARE GUYS FASCINATED BY BREASTS???

Well, I answered cause it's always covered. But Sharin said that some people don't cover them and I was blanked..

So dear people who read my blog.. Please let me know why guys are fascinated by boobies aite??

On a different note but on the same time, CD has changed my name to TineshA cause I appeared to look gay in a pic I took with her..And all the other pics after that failed miserably cause these psychos were makin me laff..BUGGER ALL THIS LARK!!!

Oh oh, we're in trouble..

2008-02-14T01:44:00.002+08:00

Yea that's exactly what Uncle Lingam and co. are gonna be singing..If you haven't heard, Lingam's former sectretary spilt the beans at the inquiry that, she:

1. Was given money by the ACA (Anti Corruption Agency) to shut up about Lingam's case file being close (so much for anti-corruption)

2. Booked the tickets and itenary for Lingam and Eusoff Chin for the NZ trip (something which they denied previously)

3. Left the company because she was accused of stealing one million Berjaya Group shares

With this revelations made, hopefully this brings all these morons down.

On another note, gomen has been dissolved. ~~Erections~~ Elections is coming. Exercise your right to vote! Let's get the present gomen outta the way..

On an entirely different note, I can play the guitar! I'm serious. I can play some riffs (which I came up with myself) on drop D..The working titles of the songs are called " Song in drop D 1, 2.. and so forth..Woohoo!!!

I hate copy-pasting tags because they dont appear in one vertical line and insted appear as a freaking novel with no paragraphs

2008-02-13T00:51:00.000+08:00

I somehow knew while reading this tag at Denise's page that I'm gonna be tagged..

A L L A B O U T M E
Name: Tinesh/TOCH?
Single or taken: Confused

Gender: Male

Birthday: December 18

Sign: Most of the time with the middle finger..Sometimes Saggitarius

Hair color: Black and dark brown under light

Eye color: Same as hair

Height: 5'7" ish

Straight/bisexual/gay? Straight

F A S H I O N S T U F F

Where is your favorite place to shop for clothes?: Any shop la..Mostly Diesel and sportswear

Favorite designer? Adidas wear and Nike shoes

What is your sexiest outfit?: Birthday suit

What is your most comfortable outfit?: Tshirt and shorts

What do you usually wear?: Clothes

S P E C I F I C S

What kind of shampoo do you use?: The kind they sell in supermarkets

What are you listening to right now: Some demos of songs we're planning to audition

Who is the last person that called you?: Leah-weah

How many buddies are online right now?: 16

F A V O R I T E S

Foods: Mom's cooking, Chinese, Chocolate

Guy names: I'm not into guys, see above..But if there was one I HAD TO pick it would be Tinesh

Subjects in school: English and Art

Animals: Dogs and fishes

H A V E Y O U E V E R

Given anyone a bath?: Nope

Smoked?: Yes

Bungee jumped?: Nope

Made yourself throw up?:Nope

Skinny dipped?: Yes

Ever been in love?: Yes
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Nope
Ever imagined your crush naked?: Hehe yea!

Actually seen your crush naked?: Yup.. All I have to do is watch any movie where Salma Hayek strips

Cried when someone died?: Yes

Lied?: All the time
Fallen for your best friend?: Yes
Rejected someone?: Yes
Done something you regret?: There is only one thing I regret.. And that too not much cause I took it as an experience

L A S T P E R S O N

You touched: My mom I think

Hugged: Umm..I can't remember

You IMed: Pinksterz

You yelled at: My brother

You kissed: Ermm Leah

A R E Y O U

Understanding: Guess so

Open-minded: Yea

Arrogant: Yes at times

Insecure: Nope

Random: Always

Smart: Subjective to people

Moody: Sometimes

Organized: Hell no

Healthy: Again, subjective

Shy: Nah

Difficult: When I choose to be

Bored easily: Yes, unless I'm playing music or futsal or talking cock

Obsessed: Rock music, drums, and others

Sad: A little

Happy: Ok ok

Hyper: All the time

Trusting: Depends

W H O D O Y O U W A N N A

Kill?: Some people

Slap?: Some people too

Get really wasted with?: The people I talk cock with

Get high with: Same people

Talk to offline: Leah and a buncha others

Talk to online: Mandeep (cause she's in Indon)

Sex it up with: Salma Hayek

R A N D O M

In the morning I: am either sleeping or awake

I dream about: Genie

Sexual preference: See above you fucking doofus! How many times you gonna ask the same thing???

What do you notice first in the opposite sex you're into: Depending if the person is facing me or otherwise

W H I C H I S B E T T E R

Coke or Pepsi: I drink neither, although as a drug, coke is better

Flowers or candy: Choc

Tall or short: Average

W H O

Makes you laugh the most: Same people as above cock talking blah blah (I'm losing grip here arn't I?)

Makes you smile: Leah and a few others

Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Leah

D O Y O U E V E R
Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Fuck no
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Nah
Wish you were younger: Sometimes

N U M B E R

Of times I have had my heart broken: Once with *ahem* Leah and a few times when I coudn't watch Slipknot and Dream Theater live

Of hearts I have broken: Dunno

Of guys I've kissed: My lil cousins

Of girls I've kissed: A few la..

Of CD's I own: Original: 4, burned: plenty
Of scars on my body: Eyebrow and elbows

I'm tagging: 3kc, CD, Pinksterz, Mandeep, and Kerp (cause Kerp is a tag whore! haha)

Im in the cover of Rolling Stones bitches!

2008-02-11T01:53:00.000+08:00

Stole the link from CD's page. Go here to get yourself one too!

I wanna punch pretty-fucking-boy Ronaldo in his pretty-fucking-face

2008-02-11T01:41:00.000+08:00

Enuff said I hope?

There's a reason why you're a fucking midfielder/right winger. DO NOT FUCKING PLAY AS A CENTRAL MIDFIELDER!!!

There were no fucking balls flying in from the right side of the field?? And what the flying fuck did you do?? NOTHING. NADA. TAKDE APA APA. ONNUM ILLE. I dont know what's nothing in Chinese.

All you did was look pretty in the Busby Babes kit. We don't lose to Man City. Not after 34 fucking years. NOT AT OLD TRAFFORD!!!!! haiz

Work

2008-02-06T01:23:00.000+08:00

I have started working again..This whole week cause it's hols and then on weekends..

I'm working back at the same place I did last year..McDonald's Call Center. No people, I'm sorry I can't get you free McDs cause I don't fucking get em myself..

And those of you who read this and expect to be greeted by me, and push me around just cause I cant say anything in return, well, I am not the only one working there..You have about 1 in 70 chance of talking and pissing me off..So nyeh!

I am working mainly cause my parents want me to, my bills (including phone, college, etc.) is increasing..So this will ease their burden abit la..Well a little goes a long way what..

Shift is a bitch; I requested for morning shift cause I wanted to leave time for assignments and parties but the BITCH of an Operations Manager said I only can work from 2pm-10pm..I said how about 4 hrs instead of 8? And she says No, minimum 6 hours...Fuck your dogs la cunt..When I requested for 8 fucking hours, you gave me 4. And now when I want 4, you gimme 8 (not that I'm complaining sooo much la, got extra money what). NO parties la..Hu'hu :(

Tomorrow

2008-02-06T01:13:00.000+08:00

I have this piece which I planned out in my head (yes people, I do use my head) about how Malaysia is losing out to neighbouring countries in terms of live entertainment revenue. All of you who know me (whether well anot) know that I'm a rockhead (metalhead, rockster, hiphopfiend, whatever la) and as such I dig live rock concerts (unless it involves the Pussycat Dolls, which sadly I couldn't go).

So anywayz, back to the piece. What I wanna say is, well I had this piece in my head and I've been putting off writing it. I'm procastinating. Yes, I'm a serial procastinator and I'm not soooo proud of it..Abit got la.

I really dunno why I do it. I mean I spend hours online watching videos (not porn ok? mostly drum videos) and I could spare a few minutes writing the piece (like I am this one) but hey! I don't.

I should stop procastinating...I'll start tomorrow..

RIP Heath Ledger

2008-01-23T23:13:00.000+08:00

I was checking my Facebook, when I saw an update saying that one of my friend has joined the RIP Heath Ledger group.. And all I said then (albeit softly cause my parents are downstairs) was WHAT THE FUCK??

So, I immediately clicked on the group and saw the quoted source as Perez Hilton. This guy is full of shit and looks like it too, so I was hoping that it was just rumours..Rumours like how Elvis and Tupac and Kurt Cobain are still alive but are in hiding or kidnapped by aliens..

I checked Yahoo! news and received confirmed news that the man who's name is Heath Ledger is dead..Apparent suicide by overdose though its not confirmed yet. This is the man who had talents and acted in some of my favourite movies such as 10 Thing I Hate About You, A Knight's Tale, Lords of Dogtown, Casanova and most famously in Brokeback Mountain..

He would have achieved his biggest blockbuster to date in the upcoming Batman movie, where he plays The Joker..Well RIP dude, your movies were cool and you will be remembered..Sad that you hadta go..

It's kinda funny how most of the talented buggers always go early..Sheesh

Whoop-de-fucking-doo

2008-01-21T00:32:00.000+08:00

Now, I've been having this really good piece about guitar solos, air-drumming and etc. swimming in my head, but as soon as I sat down to type it out here, I can't remember shit. Do you call this writers' block or is it writers' lapse of memory?

Anywayz, Sleeping Beauty was holding some kinda gathering today at the Cheras badminton stadium, and has announced that Thaipusam is finally a public holiday. Read Rocky's Bru for more details. Or alternatively, wait for the papers.

With the amount of shit going on in this country, I have sooooo much to say. Unfortunately, my parents seem to think that MIMOS will somehow get hold of this small time blog and try me under the Internal Shit Act. My hands are tied so to speak. But I can tell you this much:

Lingam, you're a moron and no, he wasn't talking to me.

TDM, I hardly like you, but seriously, for a man of your intelligence, you coulda given better answers than " I forget."

Eusoff Chin, you're a bigger moron than Lingam cuz your excuses and reasons suck donkey's balls. And a 5 year old kid can cover up better than you can, nincampoo.

The Fuckhole who kidnapped Nini, I think you've been watching too much CSI for leaving dolls all over the place man. Good thing the dolls ain't Chucky. But you're going down.

Politics give me a stomach ache. It doesn't sicken me, it makes me laugh hard.

2008

2008-01-14T23:51:00.000+08:00

Bon jour people! I think it's a bit too late but I'm still gonna wish ya'll a very Happy New Year!!! Hopefully 2008 is cooler than 2007..While I was cooped up in freakin France for New Year, you guys had this freakin amazing scandals going on..What a way for ya'll to start the New Year..

With a "BANG!"

Anywayz, I've uploaded some pics i took in France and the rest are in my facebook profile, so go check em out k??

France Pics

2008-01-14T23:13:00.000+08:00

You know how they say a picture says a thousand words? Well here's a short story of my trip to France hehe

Holidays

2007-12-28T02:50:00.000+08:00

The year 2007 has been a massively fun year for me in terms of holidays.

March, I went with my family, in conjunction with my dad's 50th bday, for a cruise from Port Klang to Phuket. Of course, the cruise stopped over at few other places like Langkawi, Krabi and on the way back, Penang. The experience itself was fucking different because we usually fly overseas. This was like a 6 star hotel following you whereever you go to and the service was EXCELLENT.

Krabi, Thailand.

My bro and I in our cabin. Small but VERY comfy.

Next major trip was to Langkawi with my college friends. It was my first college trip so it was pretty fun..Btw I'm too lazy to post the pics cuz I havent saved it in my PC yet.. :D

After that it was a family trip to Fraser's Hill..And by family I mean about 6 families. Yes, big, I know. But we hadn't gone for a trip like this in a very looooong time so it was pretty kewl holidaying once again with my cousins..Again, no pics available cuz we havent printed them yet..

Next up, is the trip with my brother to France, on the 30th (this Sunday). This has been making A LOT of people jealous and everyone is asking me to either pack em in a suitcase (Denise) or just want me to take em there..Haha..It's snowing like a bitch there, so it's gonna be my very first experience with snow (the first time I went to France 4 years ago, it was summer, but cold). Pics will be posted as soon as I get back.

Meanwhile, Happy Holidays and a Happy New Year!!!

Note: Blog will be on a break till I get back. DUH!

I've been tagged, so don't fuck wimme biyatch!!!

2007-12-22T22:12:00.000+08:00

1. Name one person who made you laugh last night.
-Leah..she always does hehe

2. What were you doing at 0800?
- Tengah tido la..apa lagi??

3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
- Watching to see Paul Robinson of Spurs make fucking good saves..Amik kau Kerp!! haha

4. What happened to you in 2006?
- I turned 19 cibai

5. What was the last thing you said out loud?
- Walau wey...I love Robinson!!

6. How many beverages did you have today?
- 2..Milo and water

7. What colour is your hairbrush?
- Hitam itu keunggulan..

8. What was the last thing you paid for?
- You mean for someone or myself?? Myself, was a hotlink reload..For others, 2 mugs of watered-fucking-down beer in Absolute Chemistry..Bastardos!!

9. Where were you last night?
- At my friend's in Bangsar

10. What colour is your front door?
- Brown..Natural wood colour

11. Where do you keep your change?
- Pocket, wallet, drawers

12. What's the weather like today?
- OK la.. not bad

13. What's the best ice-cream flavour?
- I hate durians itself but nothing beats durian flavoured ice cream man!!

14. What excites you?
- Alotta things..Guitar solos, Mike Portnoy on drums, hot babes..The list goes on la

15. Do you want to cut your hair?
- Yes please

16. Are you over the age of 25?
- No, those above 25 are jackasses..hehe amik kau lagi skali Kerp!! haha

17. Do you talk a lot?
- OoooOOoo..yes.

18. Do you watch the O.C?
- No but I'm a fan of Orange County's American Chopper show

19. Do you know anyone named Steven?
- Yes, and he's full of shit..

20. Do you make your own words?
- Sometimes..

21. Are you a jealous person?
- Depends what I'm looking at..A son of a bitch driving a Z4 Beamer would..So does Mike Portnoy cuz the way he plays and cuz of his kit..

22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter 'A'
- I got shitloads..Ashan, Aruna, Ali..

23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter 'K'
- Kuhan..Kerp is NOT fucking counted because that's not his real name..I don't think the bugger has one lol

24. Who's the first person on your received call list?
- Leah

25. What does the last text message you received say?
- Oopsy..Soz..Doin my brows.

26. Do you chew on the straw?
- Sometimes la

27. Do you have curly hair?
- Nope

28. What's the next place you're going to?
- Fraser's Hill on Xmas eve then to France on the 30th hehe

29. Who's the rudest person in your life?
- I would say myself

30. What was the last thing you ate?
- Lunch mum made

31. Will you get married in the future?
- I hope so..Marriage is the legal way to make babies lol

32. What was the best movie you've seen in past 2 weeks?
- The Godfather trilogy..CD remind me to return the DVD hehe

33. Is there anyone I like right now?
- Yes, aside from Leah, it's Paul Robinson

34. When was the last time you did the dishes?
- Last nite

35. Are you currently depressed?
- Nope..i'm happy yay!!

36. Did you cry today?
- Lol nope

37. Why did you answer and post this?
- Because Kerp wants me to and cuz I'm fuckin, fuckiddy, fuck, fuck, fuck bored.. :(

38. Tag 5 people who would do this.

1. Mandeep cuz she knows I love her hehe
2. Denise
3. Conrad
4. 3kc
5. Lord Voldermort

20..

2007-12-18T14:56:00.000+08:00

19, I was having too much fun,
19, I had a very bad and in a way, good experience,
Something which I never ever will forget,
19, I joined college, made some really good friends,
19, I finally found love, someone who I share everything with,
19, I played my first public drum gig,
and had invitations to play for other bands,
19, I created this blog, made friends with fellow bloggers,
19, went on a cruise, instead of flying overseas as usual,
19, got my second pair of drumsticks,
19, bought more books than usual,
19, widened my social circle,
19, got a new phone,
19, got my full licence,
19, smoked weed for the second time,
19, went to Langkawi with friends and DIDN'T get high (:P)
19, got Dream Theater's Systematic Chaos,

20, finally outta my teens,
20, dunno what it's gonna bring,
But bring it will,
And I will face it smiling..

Forwardly Looking

2007-12-17T02:45:00.001+08:00

I got back from a very good trip in Langkawi 2 days ago and I'm still recovering from it..Pics of Langkawi and prom will be up real soon..Too bad my friend was too busy that he cudn't record us playing in prom, but that's ookie..

My birthday's tommorow, so I shalt be looking forward for my gifts hehe..Owh and a VERY VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DEAREST MUM!! I LOVE YOU!! Tho I hardly show it hehe

HELP ADP PROM NITE!!!

2007-12-09T23:18:00.000+08:00

As you can see, the ADP Student Council is organizing a prom night..The theme is "A Night In Hollywood" so dress up!!

Details are as follows:-

Date: 10th Dec 2007 (Monday)
Time: 7pm-12am
Venue: Equatorial Hotel, KL
Attire: As your fave Hollywood Celebrity (or as your personal, glamorous self)
Tickets: RM 1000/table or RM 100/pax (EARLY BIRDS ONLY!!!!)
RM 1200/table or RM 125/pax
For enquiries, contact: Patricia (017-2470647) or Me, Tinesh (017-6338395)

Part of our profits is going to CHIA LENG YAU who, as I mentioned in a previous post, suffers from leukemia. So do your part for charity and attend this function!! There's gonna be lucky draws, dances, band performances, and FLY FM Troopers is gonna be there as well!!!

NOTE: THIS IS A STICKY POST TILL THE EVENT IS OVER...SCROLL DOWN FOR NEWER POST..I'M SURE YOU KNEW THAT

Video Time!!!

2007-12-09T02:52:00.000+08:00

It's the time again, where I can't think of anything to write so I post a video..This time it's the video of Mike Portnoy (one of my favouritest drummers) recording the drum track for Dream Theater's first single off Systematic Chaos, Constant Motion..Watch and tell me how you like it hehe...

PS: 4.00-5.00 mins put a smile on my face..Typical Portnoy..

Birthday List updated

2007-12-06T22:43:00.000+08:00

1. A 4 piece Pearl Reference Kit
2. Sabian Hi-hats, Ride, Crashes and Splash
3. Iron Cobra Double Pedals
4.~~Dream Theater's Systematic Chaos album~~
5. An RHCP poster for my room
6. A SlipKnoT poster also for the room
7. American Gods by Neil Gaiman
8. Tix for RHCP show
9. PS3
10.~~Zildjian 7A drumsticks with plastic tips~~

So, here's my updated list since I got two of the above already..

In place for the album: Nice dinner at somewhere nice..Preferably a date la..(Guys and girls can apply..I'm not fussy)

In place for the drumsticks: Holiday at Langkawi..Or you can just gimme RM 270 and I would still be happy :D

Prom, Rashes, Band and All

2007-12-06T22:27:00.000+08:00

Exams were finally done and dusted 2 days ago and now I can fully concentrate on organizing the prom..Well after certain morons backed out (that includes the event fuckface we hired and a few people who booked tables), we're down to about 8 tables..Not a very good thing but there's nothing we can do about it..

Since we can't use 8 tables for the grand ballroom, Equatorial gave us the poolside but now they are giving us the smaller ballroom, which I think is a step up. My "band" has been jamming and improvising on a lotta things. I hope we I don't fuck up big time on that day..

And of all the things that could happen now, I have to get the flu and rash. I dunno what the fuck caused the rashes tho..Could be the burger I ate or it could be the freakin stress..Anywayz, I got a jab so now it's alrite tho not fully gone..*Scratches*

Run,
Try to hide,
Overwhelmed,
By this complex delirium.

Wise words from Dream Theater's Panic Attack (Available on their 8th studio album, Octavarium). I have this great urge to run and hide some place where I can't be found by nobody..The trip to Langkawi sounds promising (what more with duty free liquor and fags; lol) but I'm still not sure if I wanna go..

Time for birthday wishes..

Dhakshana, the cousin I'm closest to..Today
Jurin, on the 16th
Mum, on the 17th
ME!!!, on the 18th
Sudar, on the 29th
and my dear brother Ganesh on the 31st..

A very HAPPY BIRTHDAY to all you above, yes you too Tinesh!!!

Birthday Wishes

2007-11-20T17:10:00.001+08:00

First up a very very big Happy Birthday to Mandeep!!! (today, 20th Nov).. Finally outta your teens..I've got another month to go...

Next, Aliabbas, who's celebrating his 21st on the 25th ..So expect a huge ass celebration (or maybe not lol)..Plus, somebody said she would strip for you..Lucky Bastid!!

My dear old Ibelle, also on the 25th. Hopefully we make it a double celebration (again..maybe not :P)

And finally, well..That's it I guess..The rest of ya'll wait for next month la

2007-11-20T17:10:00.000+08:00

THIS IS.......FUCKIN HILARIOUS!!!!!! And creative as hell!!

Review

2007-11-16T01:20:00.000+08:00

Bought Dream Theater's new album Systematic Chaos (damn chunted title rite??) on Deepavali day. Eight songs in all and it doesn't disappoint. If the last album (Octavarium) sounded more hard rock than prog rock, then my friend, fret not.

Like it's title, the songs are chaotic. I meant the time signatures for the songs. It's unnatural to a casual listener, but for one who understands music, the time is literally chaotic. But it's systematic. Lol

I fell in love with the first and last songs- they are actually one song, broken into two parts. In The Presence of Enemies is collectively nearly 26 minutes long. It has the typical DT parts: Kick-ass intro (this time it's 5 minutes of intrumental before the lyrics start), funky chorus ("Dark Master, I will fight for you"), multi-part, offtime music; more intrumental section and by the time the song comes to an end, you want to replay it.

Other songs include Forsaken, Constant Motion, The Dark Eternal Night, Repentance (feat. a whole lotta singers including Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Corey Taylor of Slipknot and others), Prophets of War and The Ministry of Lost Souls.

I definitely recommend this to anyone who appreciates good music but if you're the kinda person who prefers songs to be in 4/4 time, then this is definitely not for you. Instead, go wank.

Update

2007-11-16T00:47:00.000+08:00

Tooth pain. Past few days. Like hell.

My half grown wisdom tooth decided it wanted to grow some more. It's pushing up my gums and booyaka! Fucking hurts..

Leah's holidaying in New Zealand and it's weird not having her around. I mean she wasn't physically around but at least I could call her up and hear her voice. Now, I only get to talk to her online.

It was weird the first few days because I know damn well that she's overseas but I still couldn't help checking my phone every morning for her messages. (She sends me a sort of a wake up message. Messages range from "Gumorning", "Time to wake up" to "Wake up la bodoh!").

So what's a guy to do when he's lonely?? I got back to playing Star Wars Jedi Outcast 2. I was stuck in this place and left the game for about three months. I was stuck in a somewhat dark place and it took me three fucking months to realise I was using the binoculars instead of a night vision goggles. Haisho..Anywayz, once I got past that, I finished the entire game in three days. And now I got nothing else to play :( (BTW, I wrote a poem in the previous post. My very first. Tell me how it is yea?? Hehe)

I've got a press conference to attend tomorrow. A girl in my college suffers from leukemia and we managed to collect about RM 15k if I'm not mistaken. She needs a bone marrow transplant and her monthly cost is about RM 8000. Anywayz, we're (The HELP Joint Student Council) is officially handing over the check to her parents tommorrow morning. The reason the press are going to be there is because they previously covered the attempt to have the longest lantern walk which was organised by my college. (It was to raise funds for the girl).

If anybody is interested in donating (preferably in cash because of the monthly costs and for the transplant thingy. She needs about RM 200k for the op), please contact me through my blog here. Thank you.

I Miss You

2007-11-16T00:30:00.000+08:00

I miss you,
The times we laughed,
The times we cried,
The times we made fun of others,
And each other.

I miss you,
The smell of you,
On my shirt,
When your lips met mine,
When I had you in my arms.

I miss you,
When we talked about nothing,
When we fed each other,
When we were alone,
Together.

I miss you.

~tinesh~

Pics

2007-11-04T01:05:00.001+08:00

My new babies..Zildjian 7As with Nylon tips

Up close and personal

This is the reason why the name of my blog is STICKS..well partly

And finally....

Mohawked!! Lol..Stop Laughin la!!!

Foot In Mouth

2007-11-02T02:59:00.000+08:00

Shit! My family reads The Star newspaper (biased shit, I know; ever read Joceline Tan's pieces??) and I missed out on the interview that NST conducted with our favourite politician (not the two bocor or close one eye flers; I mentioned him in a previous post). For those who missed the wonderful, dunno-whether-to-laugh-or-cry interview see here..

What does he mean by "minority is not important", "bloggers write rubbish" and whatnot?? Doesn't the macha know that a single vote can fuck you up bad?? And that single vote is minority innit? And what's this shit about "bloggers write rubbish"?? Dey, if you haven't realised, the Internet is the only free form of media la..All your other form of media has been kau tim-ed by your people. Of course those medias are afraid to write "rubbish" la..

And in a previous statement, he said that the EC (Election Commision) is tied directly to the Legislature (the Gomen). So what I learnt back in high school history about the EC being an independent body is bull eh? Maybe I should go recheck my paper..Think I made a mistake in the election chapter..And our dear friend might have just confirmed our worst suspicions..Tied directly?? Now we know..Thanks ar macha, you da man la!!

.....................

2007-10-31T19:40:00.001+08:00

Today would have been my first public drum gig..Played drums at friend's party before but that doesn't count so much as a gig now, does it? But it wouldn't have been my first gig cause I've played the bass guitar at a school function before..

Damn the fuckin HELP management la..

Cancelled Plans

2007-10-28T01:36:00.000+08:00

Halloween's cancelled..

Spaceflight Participant

2007-10-25T03:32:00.001+08:00

WHAT????

He's not an angkasawan?? Not an astronaut?? Not a cosmonaut?? Spaceflight Participant??? WHOA!!!!

Launched and will land ISS Expedition 16 crew members:
Yuri Malenchenko (4) Soyuz Commander - Russia
Peggy Whitson (2) Soyuz Flight Engineer - United States

Launched:
Sheikh Muszaphar Shukor (1) Cosmonaut (landed in Soyuz TMA-10)

Will land:
Ko San (1) Spaceflight Participant - South Korea (will launch in Soyuz TMA-12)

Back-up crew
Salizhan Sharipov Commander - Russia
Michael Fincke Flight Engineer - United States
Faiz Khaleed Cosmonaut - Malaysia
Yi So-yeon Spaceflight Participant -- South Korea

Crew Notes
Sheikh Muszaphar is flying as a guest of the Russian government through the Angkasawan program. Under this program, in exchange for the multi-billion purchase of fighter jets by Malaysia, the Russian Federation bore the cost of training two Malaysians for space travel and for sending one to the ISS.

The above bold said spaceflight participant until 2 days ago me thinks..Living in denial, these flers..

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soyuz_TMA-11

Rebel Scum

2007-10-25T02:59:00.000+08:00

Tomorrow, I'm officially gonna be a Rebel Scum (that's from Star Wars btw; Luke, Leia and the gang were called Rebel Scums by Lord Vader).. In my last post I mentioned that the A-Levels department is moving into my block.. And because of that we had to postpone Halloween.

Now, there might not even be Halloween because it's clashing with other HELP events. And when the office moves in, the students cant use the WIFI access (Which We Pay For). We cant be shuttling between our block and main block, where the WIFI sucks like a vacuum cleaner.

So, the ADP Student Council is going to bring up this matter to our department head tomorrow morning and inform him that we will write an official protest letter, complete with a petition from the students. And we also plan to "let him know" that if we cant use WIFI at all then we are gonna get our refunds or sit at the departments' office and use it. WOOHOO!!!

On a lighter note, I GOT MY NEW DRUMSTICKS YESTERDAY!!!! ZILDJIAN 7A WITH NYLON TIPS...PICS IN NEXT POST ALONG WITH UPDATES ON BEING A REBEL!!

ARRRGHHHH!!!!!!

2007-10-22T01:11:00.000+08:00

I'm having stress attacks every 5 minutes..BASTARDOS!!!!!!

My fuckin EN102 paper is not done (that's English btw, gotta write a research paper) and Halloween has just been postponed till further notice. Fuckin A-Levels department ( I'm not sure if it's the office or the entire dept) is moving into my block. At Level 4. The place we lepak before, during and after classes.

Where the fuck am I gonna sleep and crack jokes and use the net in my block???? Lancau ma cibai tiu nya seng!!!

And now I've gotta inform the bands and my fellow members and my friends who I've already called and inform them that it's fucking postponed...

I'm fucking tired and I need to sleep. *zzZz*

PS: Does anyone know where I can get masks for Halloween.. The transparent type..If you dunno what I'm talkin about check out Nirvana's In Bloom video..And Jumpsuits as well

TAG, I'm IT

2007-10-20T01:42:00.000+08:00

Rules: Repeat subject header “I’M TAGGED, THEREFORE…” Copy + paste these rules in your entry. Complete these 15 totally useless statements & questions. Mention who you were tagged by, followed by 8 people whom you’ll be tagging. WARNING! Failure to do so will result in you being cursed eternally with a 3-holed nose and a low-cost flat.

1. If I was the opposite gender, what would my party clothes be like?
-Whoa!! Umm..See thru top, micro skirts and fishnet stockings haha

2. At 10am this morning, I was…
-Just waking up

3. At 10pm tonight, I will be…
-It's 145 am now so at 10 I was having dinner

4. Who should be the next Malaysian Prime Minister?
-Uncle Samy la..

5. If my spouse told me to do without sex for a year, I would…
-Sit in a corner and sulk till things go my way:P

6. If I was a piece of a car, I would be the…
-Gear stick

7. If I was told one day that I would have to give up either
1) anything chocolate OR
2) ever seeing the beach again, for the rest of my life,which one will I give up?
-Tough shit..can I NOT give up either??

8. Singapore is good for…
-Rock concerts!! e.g: Slipknot, Dream Theater, Mogwai, Megadeth and Black Sabbath

9. If I could only say 3 words before I die, what would those last words be?
-Shit, Not NOW!!

10. Who would I like to be left on a deserted island with?
-With my baby, DUH

11. Die by drowning or by fire?
-Lived a pyromaniac, so Imma die as one too..hehe

12. What is one single thing would you buy with your last RM9.95?
-Reload for my phone

13. If I opened a night club, what would I call it?
-There's a place right opposite Absolute Chemistry in Bangsar, which my friends and I would like to turn into a rock/metal bar called "Obsolete"

14. Don’t cheat: what’s “bulbous”?
-Something which has a bulb shape..

15. I think my ass is…
-Non-existant

Got tagged by Denise, and I'm tagging:

Mandeep
Alexa
Sarah
Isabelle
Benjo
Rebecca
Conrad
Jovy

Ringing

2007-10-16T22:05:00.000+08:00

Went jamming yesterday to practise our songs for Halloween. And I played the drums waay softer than what I'm used to. But, I've got a ringing in my ear. And when I bite my teeth, it sounds like the snare in the studio. Weird.