Thursday 29 January 2009

How To Speak Thru Your Ass

Lesson one: Find a good role model. Anyone from BN can speak thru their asses. Very well too.

Lesson two: Say stuff like, "dont make a criminal a hero".

Lesson three: Smile like your momma told you to when people start asking you questions.

Lesson four: End of lesson. Now go forth and be stupid


ps: Those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, Mr Home Minister told the public not to make the dude who died in police custody a hero. He said that he's (the dude) a police suspect and therefore is a criminal. I dunno if he runs his own court, but courts throughout the world say that " a person is innocent till proven otherwise". Dunno where Mr Home Minister learnt his shit from.

pps: He makes an awesome role model btw :D

Tuesday 27 January 2009

Errrrr

Errrr. I have lost the passion to blog. I think, rather I hope it's temporary.

Happy New Year, Gong Xi Fa Cai and happy birthday to all those concerned.

By the way, I am planning on starting a new blog. One which is dedicated completely to Rock n Roll. Planning on including lessons, reviews, tip of the week and such. Anybody who is interested in collaborating, let me know.

ps: Due to some unforseen circumstance, my lcd in my car had a meltdown and has gone to see a shrink. I'll post the pics of the pimped up Viva when it gets back

Cheers motherfuckers!