Milestone

Holy crap!! I've crapped through a hundred posts already!! Milestone!! What better way to celebrate this milestone, with a post about another milestone in my life?

Yes!! I am MARRIED!!!!!

Naahh, I'm just kidding. I haven't committed suicide. :P The milestone I was talking about was my turning 21. TWENTY-FUCKIN-ONE!! Holy crap! I'm legaaallll :D:D:D:D

Hehe. Forgive the crap talk. Anywayz, I turned 21 on the 18th of Dec and I had a small party on the 19th. Cuz i'm ossum like that.

Here's a HUGE thank you to all those who wished, who graced my party with their presents..err I mean presence. Roll call for pressie time!!

CD: Thanks for the daaamn thoughtful gift. The Godfather novel (which i've read 3 times before already) rocks my socks and my world at the same time. Fuck yea!!

Trix: For the keychain and the bloody surprise you and my mom planned. Really appreciate all the nonsense you would have to put up dealing with the monkeys hehe

Farah, Kenneth, Nash, Riz and soo many others: Terima kasih banyak banyak for the lil notes you guys wrote for me. I didn't cry but yea trust me, it MOVED me.

Hema: One of the most practical gifts ever. Thanks for the sexy ProMark sticks.

Nessa: For the Mars bar, I can't thank you enuff. At the time when I couldn't eat anything, Mars bar helped me. And also for feeding me the satay while I BBQ'd.

Jagad: Special mention to my fellow Rock The World buddy for sharing some Sarawakian whiskey.

Babe Akka: Thank you very much for the ring you gave. (That's the ring above. Gold lined with white gold. Sexy) I don't like wearing rings but I've been wearing this everyday.

Dr Shanthy: For getting me a perfume when I juuuust ran out of it hehe

All the uncles and aunties: Thank for the cash and the presents you guys gave.

Last but not least my parents: For giving me a three-stories-in-one book by Robert Ludlum (author of The Bourne Series), the sexy Valentino Rudy shirt, the collection of my photographs since I was one and most importantly for the gift which definitely costs more than ALLLLL my gifts for the past 21 years put together. Thank you for the Viva :D

Pics time!!

Owh yea, sexy times have arrived.






This was the MOVED moment




Hotties whacking food like real people.


Being a bitch to my cousin while BBQ'ing. I'm in white duh!


Since I did not want a key for my 21st, my mom got me the balcony key instead. Now, how the hell would I sneak out???


The car and the key for obvious reasons. The headless chick in bikini wasn't my doing. Mom baked em all


Chor Dai Dee is good!





The gang.


La Famiglia


My gay bitch. Partner in crime. Lead guitarist. Fellow slut. Seeva


The wacky and sexy (hey! it rhymes!) Miss Qila Gill


Right. My first "official" drink.



Well that's all for now folks. Thank you once again to everyone who wished and bla bla bla. By the way, if you people think I look fucking high in the pics, I was sick as fuck the whole day coupled with lack of sleep.

Next post: How I pimped my ride!!!

Review: Star Wars Force Unleashed

I duno if many of you know that I'm a Star Wars geek. Now you do :D But not ultra geeky la. I'm a fan of the movies and the games. And this being sem break, I have been spending some quality time on the PS 2 and the computer and in Bangsar.

One fine day, I got bored and I put on Star Wars Force Unleashed into the console of my PS2... Okay okay I'll get on with the review.

Star Wars Force Unleashed (here onwards will be known as... ermmm... FU? Yea, FU) was released in September of this year and is the latest SW (that's Star Wars la) game to hit town. Basically, the game connects the older trilogy and the new one. Means it connects the 6th movie and 1st (wtf haha).

It tells the story of Starkiller (sooooo original la) a boy who serves THE GREAT DARK LORD (no not Voldermort) VADER. He is taken in when he's a kid by Vader after Vader kills the boy's father and is trained by Vader (wow so many Vaders already) and sent to do his bidding.

Here's the thing. I know many of you are not prolly gonna play this game, so I'm telling you the story. SPOILER ALERT!!!!

So, Vader tells the boy to go kill some Jedi who are hiding (survivors of Order 66) and then tells him it's part of the plan to overthrow the Emperor. The Emperor is the ultimate villain la if you dint already know. After that, Starkiller is sent to gather a rebellion, with Senators Organa Bail, Mon Mothma, another fler who's name I cant remember and Jedi Master Rahm Kota. When Starkiller manages to group them, Vader says "hahaha dumb fuck! Im Vader! And I wont overthrow the Emperor! Not till I have to save Luke in the 3rd movie!"

He doesn't say that la but yea, he backstabs Starkiller and then Starkiller has to fight Vader and then the Emperor. Butttt, you might be wondering, where the hell was Starkiller in the movies. Sorry but Starkiller dies after defeating the Emperor and destroying the Death Star (told you his name wasn't so original).

That's the end of the story. Now for the gameplay.

It's easy as fuck. Seriously. A 5 year old kid can play this game with no difficulty AT ALL. Boss Battles are really easy. Except for Vader and the Emperor. No wait. It's easy too, only it takes longer to kill em. Boss battles have the press-the-buttons-you-see-on-the-screen when the boss' health is low. Kinda like God of War, only the kills aren't brutal.

Since the name is FU, you can have massive fun with the force powers. I love the standard push and another one called the Sith Barrage or something. It's the push and ends with a lightning blast. Sexy :D

Graphics-wise, it's the standard PS 2 thing you see. The facial expressions are awesome because the developers used the facial expression thingy on the actors. Forgot what it's called.

And the story is really not bad. You finally know what happens between the two trilogies and know that Starkiller was the reason the Rebellion began.

I give this game a 3 outta 5. Could have been better if it was harder. With puzzles instead of just killing everything that comes at you. And outta the 3, the game earns 0.5 on the merit that you get to play as Darth Vader in the beginning of the game.

God of War still rocks. 6 outta 5 :D

Look at me Ma! I can stop Star Destroyers with one hand!

Best part about being a Jedi. I get boobies!

President Bush Comes Under Fire!!

Now, for something lighter. Enjoy

Exposed Lies and Crap Job

This is gonna be one long post, so bear with me. I planned on taking a hiatus because I was getting too bored to blog but what would have been just another Malaysian tragedy turned personal. I still would not have blogged if not for the bloody lies the media and certain parties have been telling.

You see, a very close family friend, who we consider more family than friend was involved in the landslide that happened in Bukit Antarabangsa. The family concerned was the family of Uncle Thana whose wife, Aunty Yoges died while saving her son, Thivesh.

Anywayz, the reason I'm writing this is because the public is being lied to. Nothing new, but this time, I know what's going on behind the scenes. This time this bastards are going down.

First up the firing wall is the rescue squad. Hooraaayy for the rescue squads for not coming with fuckin EQUIPMENT. No chainsaws, no torchlights, no nothing. The excuse they gave my dad was that the saws teeth were gone, so that's why they did not bring it. And these morons are so unprepared, they didn't even know how to release my uncle who was trapped. Lucky he's an engineer so he was instructing them on which beam to cut. The paramedics were sexy as hell while standing around doing nothing till a resident who's a doctor came and sounded them. You might have seen the clips where they were trying to revive my aunty and this topless guy looking pissed and sounding the paramedics. That's the doctor dude.
(my parents and brother were one of the earliest on the scene, I was partying at Duta Vista when my brother called.)

Next, are the press. Yea, we know you have a job to do, but if a victim says no interviews and no photographs, then have some fucking understanding. And please, do not ask stupid questions to distraught victims who refuse to be interviewed. One woman asked my uncle what he was doing at 4 am when the landslide hit. He replied he was dancing.

Then, it's Mr Selangor Police Chief. Don't try and console with fake words, fucktard. Stuff like "don't worry, we'll keep you updated" and "no other casualties were found so we're stopping the search" just makes me fucking bloody pist. I don't use two superlatives when I'm serious so that's how bloody pissed off I am. You say there's no other casualty? Ignorant asshole. My uncle's maid's body is still not found, and you say there are no more casualties? A resident there said she heard my uncle's maid screaming then it died off. Why are you calling off the search when we reported that she hasn't been found? You think if you don't find a body lying on the sand, that means there's no casualties? You think bodies are gonna float up to the sand if people are dead? You made that decision WITHOUT digging to look for more survivors. What if my uncle's maid isn't the only one trapped? You that bloody ignorant? If Datuk Shaharudin (who lost his son) did not insist on digging at my uncle's house tonight, your men would have not bothered looking for the maid.

Next in line, the army and federal reserve dudes. STOP FUCKIN LOOTING PEOPLES' BELONGINGS!!! Just because it's lying all over the place and is unclaimed does not mean you can fucking take it. If my uncle's neighbour did not see you taking a briefcase and claiming it as his own, who knows what kinda stuff you would have made off with? When my brother and uncles got there this evening and searched the place, they found an empty Rolex watch box, empty digital camera box and a briefcase which my uncle never uses is filled with papers. And someone said they saw a Bangladeshi who claimed that he works for my uncle take away another briefcase, which if I'm not mistaken, contained some of my uncle's lates projects.

Number 5. Developers of some luxury bungalows somewhere around that area. It's been there for the past 25 years and nothing's been done. And my uncle who's an engineer and is in construction says that natural landslides don't cause this much damage. He said it has to be dynamite explosions. This theory concurs with some eyewitness accounts that they heard a huge blast before the landslide. But yea, 25 years and still not developed? Isn't that like some land mine waiting to happen?

Somebody better answer to the families. 4 lives are gone. I dunno about the other 3, but I know the world is poorer of one really nice lady. If this was an act of man, some bastard better own up and face the shit thrown on your face.

Here's to Uncle Thana, Avinesh, Thivesh, Priyankka and the rest of the family. We're here with you and we know it's gonna be hard, but we will stick with you.

ps: My dad and brother have become celebrities when people started calling them saying they saw my dad's pic (today's Star paper, page 12) and news clips of them helping out the family.

pps: Leah, who lives in Bukit Antarabangsa as well is safe and is in New Zealand with her brother. Her parents are in Manchester. The first thing my brother asked me was about Leah's whereabouts when he called to inform me at 5.30 am, when I was eating roti canai at Duta Vista.



Edited: Found a picture and a video of lies.

Uncle Thana on wheelchair, dad behind in the blue tee.

Bloody ignorant fuck. To those who don't speak Malay, generally what he said was that there were no more bodies in the site.