Wednesday 27 February 2008

Flight of the Conchords

Flight of the Conchords is a Grammy Award-winning folk, pop, and comedy band composed of Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement. Billing themselves as "Formerly New Zealand's fourth most popular guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo (having been bumped by a tribute band of themselves, Like of the Conchords), the group uses a combination of witty observation, characterization and acoustic guitars to work the audience.*
This is a MUST check out for everyone!!! I don't care who you are, or how old you are, you MUST watch this!!! It will change your life FOREVER!!!!




This is song is called Business Time and one of my favourites..


This song is called Jenny. Another one of my favourites..

For more of Flight of the Conchords, check out YouTube.

* Source: Wikipedia

Wednesday 20 February 2008

Question, boobs and fascination..

Sittin in college today, selling food to raise money for the snowstorm victims in China, everyone at the table were cracking jokes..And The Constantly Dramatic One (yes, we go to the same college and hang out with same friends) posed a question to me...

WHY ARE GUYS FASCINATED BY BREASTS???

Well, I answered cause it's always covered. But Sharin said that some people don't cover them and I was blanked..

So dear people who read my blog.. Please let me know why guys are fascinated by boobies aite??

On a different note but on the same time, CD has changed my name to TineshA cause I appeared to look gay in a pic I took with her..And all the other pics after that failed miserably cause these psychos were makin me laff..BUGGER ALL THIS LARK!!!

Thursday 14 February 2008

Oh oh, we're in trouble..

Yea that's exactly what Uncle Lingam and co. are gonna be singing..If you haven't heard, Lingam's former sectretary spilt the beans at the inquiry that, she:
1. Was given money by the ACA (Anti Corruption Agency) to shut up about Lingam's case file being close (so much for anti-corruption)
2. Booked the tickets and itenary for Lingam and Eusoff Chin for the NZ trip (something which they denied previously)
3. Left the company because she was accused of stealing one million Berjaya Group shares
With this revelations made, hopefully this brings all these morons down.


On another note, gomen has been dissolved. Erections Elections is coming. Exercise your right to vote! Let's get the present gomen outta the way..

On an entirely different note, I can play the guitar! I'm serious. I can play some riffs (which I came up with myself) on drop D..The working titles of the songs are called " Song in drop D 1, 2.. and so forth..Woohoo!!!

Wednesday 13 February 2008

I hate copy-pasting tags because they dont appear in one vertical line and insted appear as a freaking novel with no paragraphs

I somehow knew while reading this tag at Denise's page that I'm gonna be tagged..

A L L A B O U T M E
Name: Tinesh/TOCH?
Single or taken: Confused
Gender: Male
Birthday: December 18
Sign: Most of the time with the middle finger..Sometimes Saggitarius
Hair color: Black and dark brown under light
Eye color: Same as hair
Height: 5'7" ish
Straight/bisexual/gay? Straight

F A S H I O N S T U F F
Where is your favorite place to shop for clothes?: Any shop la..Mostly Diesel and sportswear
Favorite designer? Adidas wear and Nike shoes
What is your sexiest outfit?: Birthday suit
What is your most comfortable outfit?: Tshirt and shorts
What do you usually wear?: Clothes
S P E C I F I C S
What kind of shampoo do you use?: The kind they sell in supermarkets
What are you listening to right now: Some demos of songs we're planning to audition
Who is the last person that called you?: Leah-weah
How many buddies are online right now?: 16
F A V O R I T E S
Foods: Mom's cooking, Chinese, Chocolate
Guy names: I'm not into guys, see above..But if there was one I HAD TO pick it would be Tinesh
Subjects in school: English and Art
Animals: Dogs and fishes

H A V E Y O U E V E R
Given anyone a bath?: Nope
Smoked?: Yes
Bungee jumped?: Nope
Made yourself throw up?:Nope
Skinny dipped?: Yes
Ever been in love?: Yes
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Nope
Ever imagined your crush naked?: Hehe yea!
Actually seen your crush naked?: Yup.. All I have to do is watch any movie where Salma Hayek strips
Cried when someone died?: Yes
Lied?: All the time
Fallen for your best friend?: Yes
Rejected someone?: Yes
Done something you regret?: There is only one thing I regret.. And that too not much cause I took it as an experience
L A S T P E R S O N
You touched: My mom I think
Hugged: Umm..I can't remember
You IMed: Pinksterz
You yelled at: My brother
You kissed: Ermm Leah

A R E Y O U
Understanding: Guess so
Open-minded: Yea
Arrogant: Yes at times
Insecure: Nope
Random: Always
Smart: Subjective to people
Moody: Sometimes
Organized: Hell no
Healthy: Again, subjective
Shy: Nah
Difficult: When I choose to be
Bored easily: Yes, unless I'm playing music or futsal or talking cock
Obsessed: Rock music, drums, and others
Sad: A little
Happy: Ok ok
Hyper: All the time
Trusting: Depends
W H O D O Y O U W A N N A
Kill?: Some people
Slap?: Some people too
Get really wasted with?: The people I talk cock with
Get high with: Same people
Talk to offline: Leah and a buncha others
Talk to online: Mandeep (cause she's in Indon)
Sex it up with: Salma Hayek
R A N D O M
In the morning I: am either sleeping or awake
I dream about: Genie
Sexual preference: See above you fucking doofus! How many times you gonna ask the same thing???
What do you notice first in the opposite sex you're into: Depending if the person is facing me or otherwise
W H I C H I S B E T T E R
Coke or Pepsi: I drink neither, although as a drug, coke is better
Flowers or candy: Choc
Tall or short: Average
W H O
Makes you laugh the most: Same people as above cock talking blah blah (I'm losing grip here arn't I?)
Makes you smile: Leah and a few others
Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Leah
D O Y O U E V E R
Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Fuck no
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Nah
Wish you were younger: Sometimes

N U M B E R
Of times I have had my heart broken: Once with *ahem* Leah and a few times when I coudn't watch Slipknot and Dream Theater live
Of hearts I have broken: Dunno
Of guys I've kissed: My lil cousins
Of girls I've kissed: A few la..

Of CD's I own: Original: 4, burned: plenty
Of scars on my body: Eyebrow and elbows

I'm tagging: 3kc, CD, Pinksterz, Mandeep, and Kerp (cause Kerp is a tag whore! haha)

Monday 11 February 2008

Im in the cover of Rolling Stones bitches!


Stole the link from CD's page. Go here to get yourself one too!

I wanna punch pretty-fucking-boy Ronaldo in his pretty-fucking-face

Enuff said I hope?

There's a reason why you're a fucking midfielder/right winger. DO NOT FUCKING PLAY AS A CENTRAL MIDFIELDER!!!

There were no fucking balls flying in from the right side of the field?? And what the flying fuck did you do?? NOTHING. NADA. TAKDE APA APA. ONNUM ILLE. I dont know what's nothing in Chinese.
All you did was look pretty in the Busby Babes kit. We don't lose to Man City. Not after 34 fucking years. NOT AT OLD TRAFFORD!!!!! haiz

Wednesday 6 February 2008

Work

I have started working again..This whole week cause it's hols and then on weekends..
I'm working back at the same place I did last year..McDonald's Call Center. No people, I'm sorry I can't get you free McDs cause I don't fucking get em myself..
And those of you who read this and expect to be greeted by me, and push me around just cause I cant say anything in return, well, I am not the only one working there..You have about 1 in 70 chance of talking and pissing me off..So nyeh!
I am working mainly cause my parents want me to, my bills (including phone, college, etc.) is increasing..So this will ease their burden abit la..Well a little goes a long way what..

Shift is a bitch; I requested for morning shift cause I wanted to leave time for assignments and parties but the BITCH of an Operations Manager said I only can work from 2pm-10pm..I said how about 4 hrs instead of 8? And she says No, minimum 6 hours...Fuck your dogs la cunt..When I requested for 8 fucking hours, you gave me 4. And now when I want 4, you gimme 8 (not that I'm complaining sooo much la, got extra money what). NO parties la..Hu'hu :(

Tomorrow

I have this piece which I planned out in my head (yes people, I do use my head) about how Malaysia is losing out to neighbouring countries in terms of live entertainment revenue. All of you who know me (whether well anot) know that I'm a rockhead (metalhead, rockster, hiphopfiend, whatever la) and as such I dig live rock concerts (unless it involves the Pussycat Dolls, which sadly I couldn't go).

So anywayz, back to the piece. What I wanna say is, well I had this piece in my head and I've been putting off writing it. I'm procastinating. Yes, I'm a serial procastinator and I'm not soooo proud of it..Abit got la.

I really dunno why I do it. I mean I spend hours online watching videos (not porn ok? mostly drum videos) and I could spare a few minutes writing the piece (like I am this one) but hey! I don't.

I should stop procastinating...I'll start tomorrow..